Slenderman Part I

Fandom: Danny Phantom

Genre: Humor

Rating: T

Summary: What happens when a bored Danny Phantom play Slenderman with a fruitloop, his alternate future self and the Time Master?

Alt. Summary: N/A

Warnings: Language

Character pairing: None

Disclaimer: I. Do not. Own. Danny Phantom. I only own the plot and any possible OCs.

Danny Phantom was bored. No, scratch that. To say he was bored would be an massive understatement, he was dying from it. The itch to do something grew stronger with each second. He needed do something, anything. The teen looked from the tree he was resting in hoping there was a ghost wreaking havoc in the city that would save him from his boredom.

He threw his head back in frustration. As usual, there was not a hide nor hair of a ghost in Amity Park. For the first few days with there being no ghosts causing havoc, Danny was excited. No ghostsmeant more sleep and more sleep meant better grades was the only thing logical that he understood resulting from the absence of daily ghost attacks. God, was he happy to show his mom that B+ he made on Lancer's history test.

Best day of his life.

But with anything that had the name Danny Phantom connected to it, happiness soon turned into resentment. He wasn't one to look in a gift horse's mouth, He couldn't just believe that out of the blue, ghosts stopped appearing. Danny could handle them being gone for a few days, yes. Two weeks? Something had to be going on, something big for them to vanish in thin air, and not even the Box Ghost popped in like he normally would screaming about the amazing and deadly power of bubble wrap. Yep, something definitely had to be going on, he have to ask Clockwork about this sometime later.

"Thinking a little too hard, aren't we Little Badger?"

Danny fell off the branch in surprise at the voice, managing to catch himself before his face made
contact with the concrete. The teen floated upwards back to his branch and scowled at the figure across from him.

"Plasmius."

Plasmius grinned at the deep scowl settling in on Danny's face. "I'm hurt, Badger. All I did was come to check up, see how you were and this is how I'm repaid for my concern?"

"Check up on me? Don't you mean my mom? Wait, how about Maddie the cat? Oh, I forgot, you don't have one!" Danny says, enjoying the frustrated sputtering coming from Vlad's lips. Vlad then straightened himself up, not allowing the boy to rile him up any futher. The older man slung an arm around Danny's shoulder and pulled him tightly to him, ignoring the colorful protests that left Danny's lips. Honestly, did he really think that would scare him? He was friends with his mother and the woman was downright scary when she wanted to be. Vlad looked down, only to be met with a furious glare from the ghost boy identical to that of his mother's.

"Vlad, what the hell are you doing? I swear, if you don't get your hands off of me right now, I will scream rape."

Vlad hugged Danny even tighter, tussled his hair and laughed softly. "Little Badger, you crack me up. No one can hear you up here, plus I have a proposition for you."

"What is it?" Danny asked.

"I want you to spend one day with me and before you can argue, you have nothing else better to do other than lying in a tree branch. Am I right?" Vlad paused for a moment, waiting for Danny's recluclant nod. "Of course I'm right. But there's more, after our day together and you aren't satasified, I will leave you and your family alone forever."

Danny perked his ears at the word forever, enjoying the mental imagery of Vlad being gone forever.

"Forever? Forever as in for the rest of your natural life and afterlife?"

"Yes, that kind of forever, Daniel."

"How do I know that this isn't some kind of trick? How would I know that while spending 'quality time' with you, you wont send an invisible duplicate to kill my father and kidnap my mother?" Danny questioned.

"All very good points, Little Badger, but that's for me to know and you to find out. So are we still on?"

Danny glared at his archenemy and if looks could kill, Vlad would nothing more than a pile ashes buried within ashes. He knew that he brought up some very good points, and as much he didn't want to, he had to admit Vlad was right. He wouldn't be able to tell if Vlad did send an invisible duplicate to off his father and mother. Danny supposed he could just put away his dislike for Vlad(most of it anyway) for his family's safety.

Fine, I'll go but I got my eye on you."

"Where would you like to go first? Morocco? Japan? I heard that the ambassador has a very talented personal chef. Cooks the best sushi. How about Mil-"

Danny cuts off the suddenly happy man off. "How about we start of small like Disneyland?"

"Disneyland?"

"Yeah! You know that empire that makes those movies about 'stay true to your self', 'true friends will stay with you' and 'lets sing a song and everything will be okay?'

The billionaire anxiously rubbed a hand on the back of his neck. Danny threw his head back in frustration again. Vlad Masters never heard of Disney and he's a billionaire? Sam and her parents are sitting on a few tons of money and he is pretty sure they heard of Disney. Hell, the goth's never ending rant of Disney and corporal greed proved his point tried and true.

The younger halfa grabbed Plasmius' hand and begun flying. If there was one thing that he was going to do before severing his ties with Vlad forever was to get the man familiar with the franchise. All he needs to do is get a dew things straight.

"Vladdy! We going to Disneyland! Gotta get you up with the times old man!" He shouts and almost laughed at Vlad's reaction. He stopped after a few moments and wonders,

"How are we going to get to Florida?"

"That's one double. You know what happens when you get three?""Shut up, you purple loving freak. Bet you get drunk off one shot of Purple Nurple." The figure argued, shook the die and threw them the table. He glared at the die and turned his glare when his opponent began to snicker.

"Shut up Clockwork. I know you have something to do with these die. Rigged them, you cheater."

"Like I need to cheat. P.S: if you couldn't tell that was two doubles. One more and you know what
that means." Clockwork sang the last and ducked at the half full cup of coffee Dan threw at him.

"Continue please. I can't wait for a temper tantrum from the infamous Dan Phantom when he rolls another double."

"No I will not and don't give me that bull about 'I just know' Watch and se-Fuck!" Dan narrowed his red eyes into dangerous slits and pointed a finger at the Time Master.

"Cheater." he accused.

"Please, you're just mad you have to go to jail. Now, would you like to pay fifty dollars to get out?"

Dan mumbles something incoherently and slams the play money on the table. "Bastard. Knew that was I had left."

"I must fulfill my role as a banker and you are now officially bankrupt. I win." Clockwork stated while collecting the large pile of play money and separated them in seven stacks."

"Cheater."

"Psh, stop hating its bad for your health. Oops, I forgot: that's all your have running in your blood." The Time Master ignores the twitch in Dan's ears that meant 'fuck-off', intent on teaching him that he can't win every game in life- or afterlife in their case. "Besides in a few hours, your ego will get over it. By the way, I think I saw it under the trash can and it's looking pretty crushed. A few more blows...I think you're more than capable to fill in the blanks."

"Set. me. up."

"Are you really that eager to get pawned again?"

"That was a fluke, old man. You see I was practicing, preparing for when I beat you."

"Jesus Christ, I have never seen someone as arrogant as you-you know what? I've warned you. Don't go crying to your teddy when I wipe your and your ego across the table after I beat you. Plus I don't think you'll be able to tell the exact moment when I pawn you, I'll tell you a little while later."

"Are you trying to say I'm stupid?"

"Not stupid, but rather clueless."

With that, Dan jumped from where he stood and tackled Clockwork. The Time Master was startled at the sudden move and fell under Dan. Dan sat on top of his stomach, making sure Clockwork couldn't wriggle his way out.

"Say it."

"Say what?"

"You know what. Say 'uncle'."

"Never."

Dan raised one of his hands in the air threateningly. "You know what this means, Clocky."

"No, no, NO! STAHP! HAHAHA-IT TICKLES!" A squeal of laughter escaped, Dan's coarse hands gently rubbed over his stomach, Clockwork uselessly tried covering it as he eyed Dan, a smile lighting up both of their crooked faces.

Dan rolled his eyes at the overly obvious statement. "Duh, it's supposed to. Do you surrender?"

"No. Never, never, ever in a million years, not even if Walker decided to dress up in a pink tutu and sang 'Baby'." Clockwork huffed playfully and a few more bursts of laughter left the Time Master's body at Dan's poor attempts to remain impassive as the image of Walker wearing a pink tutu singing 'Baby' crossed his mind. A grin as wide as the Cheshire Cat appeared on his face, he lowered his face so Clockwork couldn't see him laughing at the ridiculous image that he planted in his head.

Clockwork watched with amusement as Dan raised both of his hands to his mouth to stifle his oncoming laughter. This gave him ample room to easily overpower Dan, flipping him over on the
floor, until Clockwork sat on top of him.

"Nope, you, my friend aren't going anywhere." Clockwork waggled his blue finger in Dan's face, emphasizing his point and pushed him back on the floor when Dan tried to sit up.

"Dude, are you like going off me anytime soon?"

"Nope."

"Seriously? Your just gonna sit on my stomach?"

"Yep, pretty much my plan as of now."

"What if, I don't know, you gotta take a piss? What are you going to do then?"

"Don't know, but for now I am sit right here. Now if you don't mind, I am going to make myself comfortable."

As if to prove his point Clockwork swerves his legs around Dan until both legs are in front him.

"We're going to be a while." Dan stated.

"You don't say, what was your first clue, hmm? Was it when I sat on you or when I swerved my legs around you Dan?" A knock on the door interrupts him and Dan lets out a sigh in relief, silently thanking whatever or whoever had just saved him from yet another one of Clockwork's lectures about common sense, stating the obvious and whatnot.

"Come in Danny."

The door opened slightly and Danny peered his head in before pushing the door open all the way, revealing the lanky teen and the older man standing next to Danny.

"Hello Danny and not to be rude but I have to ask, what is that thing on Vladimir's head?" Clockwork asked.

Vlad grumbled in annoyance while simultaneously correcting Clockwork to call him 'Vlad', not 'Vladimir'. Danny eyed the older halfa oddly at the correction and answered Clockwork's question about the object on his head, which were a pair of Mickey Mouse ears. Clockwork raised an eyebrow at the term and asked what an 'Mickey Mouse' was and Danny had been grateful his mouth didn't fall in a cartoony fashion because he could not believe that the Time Master of didn't know what Mickey Mouse was. Honestly, what was wrong with these two? A billionaire businessman(Even though Danny had to admit his methods for such fame and wealth were a tad bit unorthodox.) and a ghost who practically watch over time since the beginning of time and they don't even know what Disney was.

Well, he'd have to fix that...right after he rectified the situation with Clockwork of what was appropriate to sit on.

Dan could only watch with amazement as he saw Clockwork sitting in of the cars at the very top of the roller coaster, screaming loudly when it dived down the hill it was resting on. He actually wondered how his younger self managed to do what he been trying for a while: get Clockwork out of the Tower.

He not jealous or anything, he just really wanted to know how Danny did the impossible. Whenever he tried to take Clockwork out of his tower, it mostly ended with him and the Time Master wrestling on the floor, catching the attention of some very livid ghosts that were living around the Tower, and Dan apologizing for the inconvenience, somehow managing to exclude the promise that won't happen again.

But still, with Danny, all it took was a few words and Clocky willingly walks out of the tower and into the big bad world.

He had to admit he was a little jealous.

Two minutes later, he sees the Time Master walking away from the entrenance of the ride, grin as wide as the amusement park they're in and universal two thumbs up for 'awesome' had clearly indicated that he was an awesome time.

His face morphs from one of jealousy to one of happiness when he sees his friend closing in on him.

"Hey buddy, enjoy the ride?"

Clockwork nodded in affirmation with a large grin. "Yeah, it was, as humans say, 'awesome'."

"You said that about every ride you were on."

"Can you blame me?"

Dan looked up at some of the attractions and rides, "No, I can't really blame you." He claps his hands together in anticipation. "So, where to next?"

"Hmm, how about…there?" He pointed at one the rides further out.

"I am not going on that ride again, I don't care how many times you beg."

"Daniel, one more time? Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"NO!"

Vlad had shut up at the last no, noticing that it bordered onto a ghostly wail, and he deemed himself wise enough not to anger Danny any further. Though, that didn't mean he should forgive him for raining in on his fun .

Vlad leaned back on the bench he was sitting in, watching in amusement as Danny paced in a circle trying to figure out on what to do next. The billionaire began to strum his fingers on the arm, resisting the urge to shoot an ectoblast at the younger halfa just because his pacing was making him nervous.

His cell phone rings, and he pulls it out not bothering to check if the call is work-related or Maddie-related because it's a distraction and if he checks the call, the distraction is ruined.

Though he is thankful for the distraction, he is surprised that Dan is on the other end rather. He knows they exchanged numbers before entering the park as a safety precaution but that doesn't-

"Vlad?"

Vlad stretched his feet out, reliving his aching joints. "Yes, Daniel?"

"It's Dan, not Daniel." Dan huffed.

"There's a reason why you called my phone, what is it?"

Silence. Then, "Oh, we're ready to go."

"Why? It's only," He looked at his vintage watch. "Five-thirty. Sounds early to me."

"Five-thirty? Thought it was much later, but still we need to leave. I'm currently holding a Time Master by his hood and this is not going to work."

"Might I ask as to why you holding Clockwork by his hood?"

"He almost took a cotton candy stand hostage. Might I add he got us kicked out of the Finding Nemo exhibition a while earlier."

"And how did he do that?"

"Well, he poked the woman leading the exhibition, then he kept asking her if we're going to get lost and then he told her if she wanted to lose her virginity, Virgin Megastore might be the place for her and I quote 'Where virgins can meet and have orgies Monday through Sunday 24/7."

Vlad choked.

"Shocking, right?"

"Very. I was not expecting such, crude humor from Clockwork."

"You're not the only one. Now onto him almost taking a cotton candy stand hostage."

"How did that happen?"

"Well, we were causally strolling through an amusement park, trying to decide where to go next while not getting lost when we saw a cotton candy stand. I asked Papa Smurf if he ever had cotton candy and he said no."

"Tell me you didn't."

"I did. When we went over to the stand, I ordered the stuff and handed over the blue one to Clockwork and the rest, well you know what happen."

"What other choice do I have than to know the rest?"

"Whatever Fruitloop, are you coming to help or not?"

"No choice not to. Where are you?"

"Uhh..." It's silent for a moment and Vlad can vaguely hear Dan and Clockwork struggling, and a terrified Disney worker shriek. "We're over near the Lion King."

With a sense of urgency, Vlad stands up and grab Danny by the cuff of his shirt. He ignores any and all protest coming from the younger halfa with only one thought in mind:

He was not going to pay the cost of therapy for two (very traumatized) Disney workers just because the Master of Time was a sugar addict and couldn't control his urges for blueberry cotton candy.

So we have a Time Master whose an addict for candy, Monolopy almost ruinung friendships and a trip to Disney, and the four boys getting ready to play Slenderman.

What will happen next?

To blackwood108, don't fret as I will start your request...SOON!