Tweek stood outside the doors of the church again waiting for it to be over. He watched as people started exiting the church. And then he saw craig coming out but the same lady as before ran out as well stopping him tweek decided to listen to what the lady had to say.
"Excuse me pastor I'm sorry to bother you but I called you thursday for our um hang out and I um never got a call or text back from you...it's not that I'm mad or anything just a little curious as to why I haven't heard from you"
"I'm sorry I guess I was busy I forgot about it"
"O-oh well that's okay we can make up another time how about it?"
"I'll think about it alright. I have to make sure my schedule is clear before I make angry solid plans"
"Oh okay that sounds reasonable well I'll see you next Sunday" she spoke before running off
Craig let out an annoyed sigh
"You don't like her don't you?" he heard a voice behind him he quickly turned around and saw tweek
"Tweek? What happened you left last night and-"
"I left because I could"
"Well hows your legs?"
"Alot better actually"
"Well that's good to hear"
"Yeah..but enough about me..you know that girl likes you right?I could hear it in the way she spoke to you."
"Yeah I kinda already knew"
"Do you like her?"
"Not in a romantic type of way"
"Then why are you doing this to her?"
"Doing what?"
"You're leading her on making her feel like she has a chance with you but in reality she doesn't because you don't even like her!"
"It's not that...I'm not leading her on"
"Then why won't you just tell her you're not interested?! Geeze you act like it's hard to say I don't like you...what is it you don't want to hurt her feelings or something?"
"No that's not it look it doesn't matter"
"It matters to her! She could be out finding someone else but instead she's stuck trying to get a pass with you"
"Why are you so worried about my life and relationships?"
"I'm not worried"
"Well if you aren't then stop asking about it"
"I'm just asking.. I mean she's a very pretty girl I'm Surpried you don't like her"
"She's not my type okay"
"Not your type? What is your type?
"None of your business look if you don't have anything to say that's church related then I'm going to have to ask you to leave...no nevermind I can leave. Please have a nice day"
"You're gay?" tweek spoke shocking craig
"I'm.w- what?!"
Tweek snapped his fingers at his sudden realisation
"Of course how could I forget that precious little detail!?" Tweek yelled
He remembered back when he was first handed this assignment about Craig's secret
"You're gay but the reason you're keeping her around is because you think that maybe somehow she could make you be straight.. You want to like her but you can't!? A gay pastor..isn't that frowned upon?"
"Keep your voice down...listen I'm not gay I don't know where the hell you heard those rumors from but it isn't true"
"Oh it's true alright I know all about your little secret you can't hide it from me."
Craig looked around trying to make sure no one was listening in. He walked up to tweek
"Alright what do you want from me? Ten grand? what?"
"Ten grand? What is this hush money? No I don't need hush money from you"
"Then what the hell do you want?I'm trying to be a good person here"
Tweek smiled
"Why? because the bible tell you to be good? Do you even believe half of the shit You're spitting out on that stage every damn sunday?!..of course you don't..you're just trying to find a way to feel acceptance...you're a sinner craig and becoming a pastor won't change the fact that you are one..you belong in hell along with the rest of these people you're teaching these religious lies to"
"Okay I am not gonna stand here and listen to you talk to me like that"
"Oh yes you are..if you leave now I'll just let everyone know all about your little secret.and then poof! There goes your perfect reputation of being a good pastor"
"What do you want from me?!"
"What I want from you is simple...I need you too return with me"
"Return? What are you talking about?!"
"Return to hell..you know that place you escaped from years ago?! They spent years trying to track your slippery ass down and now that we've found you I need to take you back"
"I'm not understanding, I didn't escape from anywhere!"
"Oh don't play dumb with me craig! I don't have time to play dumb"
"I'm not playing dumb it's you who's playing these dumb games here tweek!"
"Me!how dare you tell me that it's me playing dumb games! I have a job to do and this is not a game it's foreal I've been sent here to bring your ungrateful ass back to hell!"
"See there you go again making up lies"
"Agh! Fine you want me to prove that hell is real and thatb your ass belongs there!?"
Craig crossed his arms
"Sure"
Tweek rolled his eyes and growled
"Fine follow me then"
"Where?"
"Just follow me"
He followed tweek to the back of the church where the wooden gates were high enough to keep passerbys from looking in
'okay now how was I supposed to open the doorway to hell again?' the blond thought to himself
"Well I'm waiting?" hang on I'm thinking!"
'ugh what was I supposed to do?!' he thought
"I got it!?"he dugged into his pants pocked and pulled out a marker
"A marker?really?"
"Shut up!it's a magic one..you guys don't have this on earth"
"Yeah I'm pretty sure we don't don't"
Tweek started drawing. A pentagram on the ground.
"Okay and you sprinkle a little demon dust and there you go!"tweek said looking at craig
"What am I supposed to be looking at?" The raven asked
Tweek looked back at the ground
"Wh- what!? I don't get it there was supposed to be an opening where is it?!"
"Great just as i suspected you're crazy"
"I'm not crazy!" tweek yelled
"Yeah yeah look I don't have the time for this I'm out"
"Oh no you're not craig don't think I'm gonna let you go so easily! Remember that I still know your little secret..I can tell everyone"
"And you think someone will believe you?!you just proved to me that you're not right in the head there tweek"
"Oh they'll believe me I'll make them believe me I can ruin you craig! Do you wanna risk it?!"
Craig stood silent
"I thought so,now from here on out you're Gonna do whatever I tell you to do until I can get this whole thing figured out and bring you back to hell do you got that?"
