The lost last iCarly movie: iFind out the terrible truth part 3
Well after that we remembered we wanted to go to the mall. Luckily we knew the way, now that we had just been there to get the starry eggs.
"I wonder if it's still open." Sam said.
We got there without much interference and found it was open but it was certainly not very busy. We looked through all the stuff but nothing engaged us so much that it would entice us to buy it. So we left and decided to see if there were any other Loperville malls. On our way out we hear something fall and looked over to see a shadowy figure pushing a cart which a crate that seemed to have fallen off of it.
We continued walking but then Sam, she says "Hey isn't that Slim?"
and I'm like "Who cares if it is."
"Don't you remember Dinela said that he'd be wanting our help. And look he just dropped one of his crates."
"So you think Dinela is a prophet." I said. "Predicting that would happen." I had never met a prophet before, "Let's go help him and see what happens." I said.
So we walked up to Slim. It seemed he still had his cart from when we had met him before. This time it had stacks of crates filled with eggs though.
"Hey Slim do you need any help?"
Slim turned around from the crate that had dropped. Eggs had splattered everywhere from it.
"Oh hello girls." He says. "I haven't seen you in a while."
"Well that's because we have a life." I said.
"I see. My this town has changed eh?"
"It's pulverised me."
"...what's that now?" Slim said. I just glared at him. "Well anyways, I just arrived here yesterday, I heard there was an egg collecting competition and decided to enter it. I heard the prize is a golden egg trophy."
"Yup we heard that too." Sam said.
"So do you need any help or not?" I asked.
Slim pointed towards the haystack we visited earlier to get the starry eggs, "Sure if you girls want to go get me 5 lightning eggs. I haven't gotten any of those yet."
I turned to Sam, "Let's go."
When we got there the first thing I noticed was the sign nearby that was still plastered with eggs. "Who keeps doing that." I said, "I bet it's some sort of caution sign that would have warned us there were lightning eggs here earlier. But we can't read it because some hooligan decided to plaster it with eggs."
"Speaking of which how are we supposed to get these lightning eggs anyway." Sam asked.
"Well good thing I thought about that and you know what? I came up with a solution."
"What is it."
"Teeth don't conduct electricity."
"Hmmm your right about that."
But then Slim ran up to us and handed us some rubber gloves. "Forgot to give you these." he says and runs off back to his cart.
So we just ended up using those.
When we come back Slim thanked us. "Here take this." he handed us a fancy red and dark green comb, with a little bit of gold, from his cart. "It's an antique pet comb, for your chicken."
"uhuh." I said.
"So... how's your uncle?" he asks me.
I stayed silent, after all I don't trust Slim. Last year he said he might get us some preliminary grape pie if we helped him. And we helped him and guess what? HE DIDN'T GET US ANY PRELIMINARY GRAPE PIE! Instead he gave us some sort of ladder sunglasses. We ended up having to snatch some preliminary grape pie from the about-to-be-destroyed Albertsons bakery on our way out. This year I've been thinking we should try some preliminary cherry pie.
"He's great. He's entering the egg competition too." Sam said.
"Shhhh Sam." I said. Not wanting to give Slim to much info or anything.
"Oh well that's nice." Slim said, "Do you girls still want to help me?"
"Of course not." I said, "We only helped with the lightning eggs because we were curious. We have serious family commitment with Gary who's our uncle."
"He's not my uncle." Sam said.
"Sam" I said seriously, "We're BFF'S LOL. Your an honorary part of my family...we means he's your honorary uncle so there you go."
"Well honoraryness aside." Slim said, "Maybe Sam has her own family commitments to take care of."
"What do you mean?"
"Sam." Slim said, "I am your uncle."
Dun Dun DUuuuuuuuuun
"Sam is this true?" I said.
"I don't know." Sam said unsure.
Slim turned around and dug through his cart. He pulled out a picture, "Look see, the Pucket family reunion. You were only 2 then. I only attended because I was in town at the time. You can see me right there." he pointed. "And you're right there." he pointed to a small ugly baby.
"Sam." I turned to her betrayed. "I can not believe this. All this time, you were hanging out with me and Gary and Fredrick...We can't be friends anymore." I turned around. "You traitor."
"Uuuhh why?"
"Because the family feud between your uncle and my uncle."
Sam glared at me for a second and than said, "So I'm a traitor because it suddenly turns out I'm distantly related to Slim."
"You're his niece" I yelled. "And you've been spying on us all this time!"
"I haven't been spying. And thanks a lot!"
"Whatever."
There was silence.
"...Well I guess this is goodbye then." I said.
"Yeah I guess it is."
"For the family feud." I said.
"Go back to your precious freak Gary." Sam said.
"So you're staying here?" I asked.
"That doesn't concern you." Sam said, "If you go back to Gary then I'm staying here with Slim. And we're going to collect so many eggs you'll be weeping for yourselves and your pitiful existances."
"Well me and Gary are going to go. And we're going to get so many eggs and we'll still have so many leftover that we'll have no choice but to throw them at your guys's heads because we'll have so many."
"Oh yeah we'll at least my uncle isn't a FREAK."
"lol oh really? Well Your face, your mom and...your face." I said.
"OH yeah well YOUR face, YOUR mom and...your ugly hat."
"Well before I go. I want Bob Jr. back."
"He's not yours." Sam argued.
"He's not yours either.
"Fine, then I'm keeping the original bob hat."
"Then I also want my human size strap on wings."
"I call the ladder shades."
"Because your precious uncle gave you them?"
"It's better than the lawn windmill your uncle gave us 2 years ago." she stuck out her tongue.
Well, when all that was done I stormed off from Slims cart. "YOUR MOM" I yelled back at her. I wasn't exactly sure why that was an insult but I shrugged it off.
"I'll show her." I said. I always hated Sam, I couldn't even remember why I always hung out with her. She must have been mind controlling me. "First I run into a prophet, and now a mind controller. This has been a weird day." I slowed down my walk and then stopped. The wind blew across the quiet smog filled streets. I stayed silent for a minute just staring at the smoke (Which was still pretty bad where I was). "...I guess I should get back to Gary." I said.
So off I went. Me and Gary we're going to win the competition and show the world who the egg collecting champions were. And then we were going to eat preliminary cherry pie.
Note from ben: Fun Fact: This part actually had a few people in the audience in tears.
