So my parents decided to name my new baby brother Sean Marvin Marsh, right now I was staying at my friend Kyle's house because mom went into labor a few hours ago.
"Do you have any aces?" Kyle asked as we played a boring game of 'Go Fish'
"No Dude," I sighed "Go fish."
Kyle then threw down his cards "Dude this game totally sucks ass!"
"Dude totally!" I exclaimed throwing down my own my cards.
"BOYS, DINNER!" Mrs. Broflovski called
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It was just after we finished dinner when the phone rang..."Hello?" Mrs. Broflovski asked "Oh hi Randy."
When I heard her say father's name my head shot up..."Oh well that's wonderful news,"
"Did my Mom have the baby?" I asked even though I already knew the answer.
"Yes," she smiled "you're a big brother."
I felt a ping of excitement flow through my veins as the thought of me being a big brother came over me. "Dude congrats!" Kyle exclaimed as he patted me on the shoulder.
"Your father said he would be here in the morning to pick you up so you can go see your new baby brother," Mrs. Broflovski said.
That night I had a sleepless night as my brain was flooded with the thoughts of my baby brother, "I know it this is stupid to think this but what if he doesn't like me?"
"Of course he'll like you Stan," Kyle sighed as he turned over to try and get some sleep "I mean come on he's just a baby for Christ sake."
"Yeah I know," I sighed "but what if..."
"Stan!" Kyle snapped "Just go to sleep!"
I turned over and closed my eyes to try and get some sleep but it didn't help when Kyle fell asleep because he started snoring really loud. By the time morning arrived my eyes were all red, puffy and sore.
"God my eyes burn," I said as I tried my best to wipe the sleep out of them.
My father came to pick me up around eleven to go meet my little brother, after he parked our car we made our way into the hospital. He led me to Mom's room where she laid in bed holding onto a tiny lump no bigger than a loaf of bread. I slowly made my way over to her..."Hello Stanley," she said calmly "want to say hello to your new baby brother?"
I nodded
She smiled as she lowered the bundle for me to see and what I saw was lumpy version of a person. I just couldn't see what everyone was making a big fuss over, I mean he wasn't that cute at all.
"He looks just like you did Stanley," Mom said softly as she brought Baby Sean back up to her and covered him back up.
"I can't wait to bring this little guy home," Dad said proudly.
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"So how was your baby brother?" Kyle asked later that day when I returned to his house.
I shrugged my shoulders "He's kinda ugly Dude."
"Really?" he said tilting his head
"Yeah," I explained "he looks like a baby alien."
"Dude it's not nice to talk about your little brother like that," he scolded
"But he does," I defended "he's really lumpy and shit."
Kyle decided to change the subject "Want to play my new game?"
"What game?" I asked
"The new Grand Theft Auto," he smiled as he held up the game.
"Sure," I shrugged
So we spent the evening playing his new awsome game and my baby brother was least of my thoughts...
