A/N: I kinda wanted to warn you guys, this chapter is a bit ridiculous lol. But I kinda wanted to step away from reality for a change and do something different. I hope you guys enjoy!
"We're way too boring," Jade randomly pointed out, taking a bite of her carrot.
Tori raised an eyebrow. "What? No way! We're way exciting!"
"Yeah," Robbie agreed. "Just the other day, I didn't put the toilet seat down." He smiled evilly.
Andre made a face. "You… do that?"
"Yes," Robbie replied.
Tori looked at Andre. "Yes, Andre. Not every man is a dog." She took a sip of her water and patted Robbie's head. "Just most of them."
"Jade's kinda right though," Beck pointed out. "We never do anything exciting. Next year's senior year. We need to start taking chances, making mistakes."
Tori nodded. "Yeah, I agree. I wanna do something weird, outta sight."
"Fly fishing!" Cat excitedly suggested.
Andre chuckled. "Something exciting and outta sight, Cat."
"Fly fishing is exciting," said Cat.
Jade glared at the redhead, then suggested, "How about we kill someone?"
Tori shook her head. "No way."
"Yeah," Robbie agreed. "That's too outta sight."
Jade shrugged. "You said exciting."
"Ooh!" Cat cooed. "We can drive go-carts! Yaye!" She beamed and clapped her hands.
"QUIET," Jade snapped. "You don't get a say in this."
Cat whimpered and backed down.
"Why don't we go sky diving?" Beck suggested. "I went once. I had a great time."
"I'm scared of heights," Tori stated. "Remember?"
"I have to pee." And with that, Jade stood up and walked off to the bathroom.
Andre raised an eyebrow. "Okay…"
"Hey… why don't we pull a junior prank? You know, like seniors pull a senior prank?" Robbie suggested.
Beck nodded. "That sounds cool."
"Yeah, let's do it," said Tori.
"What are we gonna do?" asked Andre.
"Let's fill the principal's desk drawers with tacos!" Cat cooed.
Tori chuckled. "Good idea, but that sounds kinda dull for a mega prank." Cat's lip peeped out, but then Tori said, "No offense," and she smiled.
"Hey… I have a good idea," said Robbie. "We could wrap an electric wire around Sykowitz's desk and when he touches it, it'll jag him a little!"
Beck smiled. "Wow, that's actually really cool."
"Yeah, but how will we hide the wire?" asked Andre.
"We could paint it the color of his desk!" Cat suggested.
Tori nodded. "That's actually a really smart idea, Cat."
The bell for the end of lunch rang. The gang stood up. "We'll plan some more tonight," said Tori. "We'll pull the prank tomorrow."
And with that, they all went their separate ways.
The next day, Beck had just finished setting the prank up when Sykowitz's first class of the day walked in, which was our gang. "Hey," Tori greeted. "All set?"
"Yep," Beck replied. He held up a little remote. "I'll turn this on when Sykowitz goes to sit down." He pointed to a little box over next to the wall. "That's what runs the wire. There's a little wire running to the desk I ran under the carpet."
Tori nodded. "Sounds good."
"And you're sure it won't hurt him, right?" Cat made sure.
Beck nodded and rubbed her head. "Positive."
Jade walked in and grabbed Beck's arm. "Something smells like Swiss cheese."
"Oh, that's me!" Cat cooed. She held up a perfume bottle. "It's this new—"
"I hate Swiss cheese." Jade smacked the perfume bottle out of Cat's hand, sending it flying across the room and shattering onto the electric wire's box.
Cat whimpered. "But—"
"Sit."
Cat sat down next to Tori, who wrapped her in a hug and gave Jade a horribly nasty look.
The bell rang and Sykowitz walked in. Jade and Beck sat down next to the box. Jade was looking forward to it and hoped Beck was wrong about Sykowitz not getting hurt. She was an evil, evil girl.
"Okay, so who is ready for Sykowitz?" he cooed.
Nobody said anything, but Sykowitz knew everyone loved him, so he wasn't at all upset. He reached for a pile of papers on his desk and picked them up with ease—no shock.
Tori's eyebrow arched and she looked at Beck. "What's wrong with it?"
Beck kept pushing the button. "I don't know." He looked over at Jade and said, "Hey, sweetie, will you turn that knob a little higher?"
Jade rolled her eyes. "Whatever." She reached over and grabbed it.
ZAP!
Jade's hair flew up in static and she flew across the classroom. Everybody gasped and ran over to her. Her eyes were blinking wildly and her mouth was opening and closing very rapidly. Her hair looked like she had stolen it from the bride of Frankenstein. Beck grabbed her arm and helped her sit up. "JADE! JADE! SPEAK TO ME!" he cried.
She tried to speak, but all that came out was, "D… d… d…"
"Oh, my God, is she going to be okay? !" Cat cried, her eyes welling up with tears.
"I-I don't know," Beck replied, his face paler than a bleached sheet. "Jade, honey, can you speak to me?"
Her eyes stopped moving and her head moved to look at him. "B-B-Beck…" she managed to get out.
Everybody let out huge sighs of relief and Beck wrapped Jade in the warmest hug she'd ever gotten.
Meanwhile, Syktowitz was checking out the box. "What is this?" he demanded.
On the way to the hospital, Jade had been mostly silent. Occasionally, she'd mumble a few words to herself, but she seemed as if she were in shock. Beck and Robbie were in big trouble about the box, so only Tori, Andre, and Cat could take Jade.
After the doctor was done, he explained, "She is in minor shock. No big deal, she'll snap out of it any minute now. She may have amnesia for awhile and she probably won't speak very much, but she'll be fine. What… caused this?"
"Car crash," Tori blurted out.
"TV exploded," Andre blurted out.
"Electric possum attack," Cat blurted out.
They said this in unison. Tori and Andre glared at her. "What?" Tori said.
"Well, which was it?" asked the doctor, eyeing the three teens.
Tori replied as best she could, "A car crashed into her living room carrying an electric possum that attacked the TV and made it explode…"
"And Jade was standing next to it," Andre finished.
The doctor stared at them for a minute, then said, "Okay," casually and walked away.
Tori glared at Cat. "Electric possum attack?"
Cat shrugged. "It sounded logical."
Suddenly, Jade twitched and squeaked. Andre's eyes widened. "Jade, what's going on? Can you hear me?"
Jade smiled. "I… feel… LOVE!" She wrapped Andre in a very, very, very, very, very, very, very warm hug.
Andre, frightened beyond belief, backed off. "What in the world?"
Jade hopped down. "Tori! My sister, my friend!" She threw her arms around Tori's neck, causing a confusion like no other.
"Jade… what are you doing…?" Tori asked.
Jade grabbed her shoulders. "I feel love!" She smacked her lips against Tori's and kissed her for a minute. When she separated, she cooed, "Now, let's go get SMOOTHIES! ! !" Jade grabbed Tori's hand and led her and Andre out of the hospital.
"What's wrong with her?" Robbie asked Andre.
Andre shrugged. "I don't know. When she came out of her shock at the hospital, she was just… this way."
Robbie and Andre watched Tori and Jade throw a frisbee in Tori's backyard. Tori actually seemed to be having a lot of fun. Jade had a smile on her face nobody had ever seen before—it was a friendly smile.
Robbie and Beck had been let off the hook, seeing as nobody had seriously gotten hurt as a result of the prank. However, they were put on a one-year probation, and if they were to even prick the finger of someone during this time, they'd be sentenced to no less than five years of prison.
After the girls were done, they laughed and walked back over to Robbie and Andre. "So, I'm gonna make spaghetti!" Jade cooed.
"That sounds great!" Robbie exclaimed.
Cat and Beck walked over to them. Cat was eating an apple. "Wow. Tori, I didn't know you had apple trees back here."
"Me… neither," said Tori.
Jade laughed and grabbed Tori's hand again. "Let's gooooooooooooo PICK SOME!" She and Tori pranced over to the tree Cat had gotten her apple from.
Jade looked up and sighed. "Oh, they're way too high up. There's no way we can get any."
"Yes, there is. Cat got one, didn't she?" Tori turned around and said, "Hey, Cat, how'd you get your apple?"
"I shook the tree," Cat replied.
"Ooh, good idea," said Jade. She grabbed a branch and shook it. Apples began to fall.
BONK.
One bounced right off her head. Jade fell to the ground. Tori gasped. "Jade!" She grabbed Jade's hand and helped her to stand up. "Are you okay?"
"Y-yeah, I'm fine…" Jade responded. She then noticed Tori's hand. "Why are you holding my hand…? GET AWAY FROM ME, VEGA!"
Tori let go and nearly started crying. "Oh, noooooooooooo, she's back."
