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Joker holds the woman's head like Hamlet at the abandoned building. His clothes are covered in blood and guts. The headless body is right next to him on the floor where he stands. "You see, she was always there for me… and she is a sweet girl but for the last 3 years have been so dull…" he sees her eyes "…I know what you're thinking, 'Joker, don't be silly! You are a hoot!' But to be honest… ever since she left I can't relieve any of my stress…" he walks across the room like he is performing a monologue to the head "I need to relieve my stress… 3 years without her and she still haven't come back!"

He walks to a dirty rotten table placing the woman's head. He then walks back to a hacksaw. "No offence… you did relieve something but it just doesn't feel the same…" he goes back to the body and knees to it. He picks up an arm "I know you'd understand" he kisses the back of the decapitated woman's hand. "Well if she won't come back then I make her come back…" he then cuts the arm off giggling.

Time has past and the Joker cut of the whole limbs of the woman's body. He lies next to the head like he just slept with someone "You were the best baby…" he then just jumps up.

He then hears someone whistling… he looks out the broken window and sees a homeless middle age man outside looking in the bins.

The Joker looks and smiling gleefully like he found a Christmas present under the tree. He runs out of the window to the door and head straight outside. He sees the homeless man "You!"

The homeless man looks at him confused. He turns around and back at him. "Yes you!"

The man looks at the Joker confused. "May I help you sir?" He said shivering.

Joker smiles wickedly "I believe you can."

-It was early in the morning at the mansion and Harley wakes up from bed where she hears a knocking. She sits up smiling. She puts on her dressing gown and head to the door seeing Alfred by the door with bags of shopping. "Master Wayne brought you these for today."

She looks in the bag and looks back at Alfred where the old man smiles "Breakfast be ready shortly. Today is eggs and bacon."

Harley smiles "thank you very much Alf…"

He smiles and nod "it is my pleasure Madam."

He leaves her for her to get ready.

At the dining room Bruce and Dick both sat on the table. Bruce is reading the paper "Says here that a woman named Danielle Riggs age 25 is now considered missing… blonde hair and blue eyes… she kind of looks like Harley don't you think?" He passes it to Dick where he examines the paper "Yeah, she does a little…" he looks at Bruce "…Think the Joker is behind her disappearance?"

Bruce shrugs "Maybe, but can't jump to conclusions.

Harley comes to the kitchen wearing jeans and a red top and sees the two. Both Harley and Bruce smile at each other while Dick looks at the two. Harley spoke "Hey Bruce…" then he responds "Hey Harley…"

Dick looks at Bruce like he found something that he shouldn't. He then looks at Harley and is completely confused on the situation. "Hey Dick…" he said sarcastically.

Bruce snaps out of it and stutters "Ah H-Harley this is Dick, my adopted son." She wakes up and sees Dick next to him "Oh nice to meet ya Dick."

She offers to shake his hand. He hesitated at first but he reaches out and shakes it. "Like wise" he responded.

She smiles at him "I be right back, I'm just gonna help Alfred with breakfast."

Dick nodded "Ah-yeah sure…"

She then looks at Bruce still smiling and leaves the room.

Dick looks at Bruce and then at the door. He then coughs and looks at Bruce "What was that?"

Bruce looks at Dick "What was what?"

His former boy wonder scratches his head "You and former Nutty Professor… That whole…" he heightens his voice "Hey Bruce".

His mentor turned to his paper "Dunno what your talking about…"

Dick laughs "yeah sure you don't." He stands up "for your information. I'm not wearing make up at the wedding…"

Breakfast is ready and Bruce, Harley and Dick both having their bacon and eggs. Harley and Dick both started talking like normal people and enjoying each other's company. Making each other laugh Dick told Dick told her the story of how Bruce was a great man and a great father to him growing up. "…he was always there for me. Even when I'm at my worst he be there to put me in my right direction." Dick looks at Bruce with admiration. "I always wanted to be like him funny enough. Not the whole playboy thing mind you, not that I'm complaining if I had a chance but… he was always there to help people. To give people hope of a better future and he always looks out for literally anyone." Bruce smiles at him. Dick turns to Harley "If he didn't take me in, who knows where I be… I hope that one day I can make him proud."

She smiles at Dick. She got a bit teary at the story and turns to Bruce who has his arm folded. Bruce looked at Dick cherishing this fine moment.

Harley looks at Bruce then turns to Dick "You know what?" Dick shrugs at her question. "I can tell you already did."

Dick looks at Bruce's eyes. The two chuckled each other. Bruce finally stands up and goes up to Dick. Dick stood too and the both men hugged.

The two later let go and Harley stands up and head straight to the door "I better get my stuff before we leave."

Harley leaves the room as the two men watch. "Marry her…" said Dick.

Bruce turns to him chuckling "What?"

Dick laughs as well "I'm not kidding, I am willing to wear make up and a clown outfit just to see you both tie the knot!"

Bruce goes back to sitting down on the table "I'm not going to marry her. She used to be Harley Quinn she can still be dangerous."

Dick smiles "believe it or not Bruce. I genuinely believe she changed. I don't think she is going to cause any more trouble." Bruce face turned serious "I've seen people who said they are reformed before. Say they are going straight and narrow but I know better. There are times where they slip up! Back on the streets robbing or murdering and I can't let Harley be the one that slips like them."

Dick looks at the man in disbelief "You saying you still don't trust her?"

The dark knight just sits there not making eye contact. He stares at the door where Harley left not showing signs of emotion. "I don't trust a lot of people."

Dick looks at his eyes. He observes Bruce and smiles "I don't believe you mean that."

Bruce turns his head back at him in shock. Then Harley comes in smiling "Right! I'm ready to go! I need to be ready for tonight."

Dick looks at Harley and chuckles "Well I hope you have a wonderful night. It was great to meet you Harley." He offers her a hug and she returns it "It's great to meet you too."

Bruce stares at the table and thinks 'could Dick be right?' Bruce wants to believe he doesn't trust Harley but something is nagging him that he does. He is starting to not trust his instincts. But he looks up and sees how happy Harley is to be at the mansion. How happy she is to meet Alfred and Dick. But most importantly how she makes him feel.

Outside the mansion Bruce and Harley walk out the door laughing but then get ambushed by load of reporters outside the mansion. One reporter shouted "That's Harley Quinn!" And the other shouted "what she doing here?"

Everyone looks shocked and surprise that Harley is with Bruce.

Soon they started taking pictures and recording them on the news. They started asking "How long you two been dating" or "What's it like to be dating the billionaire/former criminal"

Harley has never witness so many people. She dealt with news anchors before but that was during her time with the Joker.

The two both walked pass the paparazzi's followed by Alfred to the limo.

Bruce lets her in and follows after "Sorry about that! Didn't think they ambush us like that."

Harley looks at the window of the reporters taking her pictures and filming her "No worries. Had worst." She then laughs and Bruce chuckles at the situation. Soon the car drives off.

Vicky Vale was also at Wayne Manor. She is on the phone "Yes that's right! Harley Quinn is at Bruce Wayne's mansion. I don't fucking believe it!" She is giggling like a school girl "I know I have finally hit the biggest scoop in the century!" Then she goes back in the van. "Listen I be at the studio in 20 minutes and we ready for work!" She hangs up smiling! " can't believe it!" Vicky starts jumping in her seat and turns around, finding the Joker in the van with her.

"Hello Vicky! Heard the news? Me and you have business to attend to…" he points the gun at Vicky.

In the dark alley. Commissioner Gordon is seeing the old homeless man's dead body. With his clothes off hanging like a cross, with his chest written in blood saying "Im coming Harley"