Disclaimer: I own nothing, except for Ari.
Ari: What's with you always saying you own me! OMGZZZZZ
me: anyways. ignoring the witch.
StrawberryEggs: Hehe, I bet she would. I'd love to be paired up with him. xD Wahahahahahhaha! Hrmmm...hehe.
Yep, it sure was! I wonder if that's a good or a bad thing, to have one chappie all crazy, and then the next chappie quite fluffy. hehe. I like fluff. Hrmm, I know. Lol! If only they would've stayed sleepy. -tear- I know, poor Colette. Although, I really do imagine something like that happening, someone interrupting. I mean, I guess I've watched too many soap operas. xD
Hehehe, was it? At first I was thinking kiss, then after a bit, I thought of what I thought of. xD
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fairy-girl27-(#1) Hehe, thankies so muchies! Hrmm, yesh, Sheena is such a witchy witch. I thought it something amusing to make her...Halloween had nothing to do with it either. O.O; Oooh, she really does sound cool to you? Yey:)
(#2)- Yesh, welcome back. Hehe! I think it's funny, goodness, now I'm getting visuals. xD Lol! Thankies so much! Heh, yeah..Sheena's gone REALLY crazy...O.O; You'll see. Hehe.
(#3)- Lol! Yes! A cliffy. Don't worry, it didn't take me long to update. xD I just figured that would be an amusing cliffy. Hrmm, hehe, you'll see what she does. There was a good guess. xD You'll see! Yey, thankies so much! I love Colloyds, but they're soooo hard to do. xP Their personalities are so complicated. Hehe, thankies thankies, and thankies!
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"Owww!" Zelos squeaked. He rolled around on the floor, with a triumphant Sheena looming overhead. She, cackling, almost non-stop. Ari and Kratos just stood there, horrified. Colette and Lloyd walked in, just then.
"What was with the screaming?" Lloyd said, but realized what had happened when he saw Zelos. "Oh…" Colette and Lloyd glanced at each other, both giving weird looks, then Colette looked at the window.
. "What happened to the window?" She said, utterly confused. No one made a sound. Then, all of a sudden, Ari began laughing, followed by Kratos and Lloyd.
Zelos cried, wondering why they were so mean to him. He winced when thinking of what had just occurred.
Sheena came crashing into the window, poor Zelos trapped underneath her.
"Owww… I wanted a body slam, but not on ME… You truly are a violent demonic banshee…"
"Oh? You want to see a violent banshee, eh? I'll show you violent!"
With that, Sheena ripped his white pants off of his scrawny legs.
Sheena gasped, covering her mouth. "Zelos! Is that one of my thongs! What the hell are you doing wearing my thong!"
(and yes, it was pink…hmm, and has little red laces with little pink ribbons xD ahahahhahahaha!)
She glared dangerously at him, and grabbed a hold of something in between his legs and squeezed as hard as she could. "Stay AWAY from my thongs!" She stopped, and let go slowly, staring at him as if awestruck, "Please…please tell me you haven't tried on any of my bras!"
Zelos merely gasped at this, and struggled to get his pants back on.
"ZELOS! WHAT THE HELL! I can't BELIEVE YOU!"
The red-head brought up his arm to shield his face; Sheena had a quick change of heart, and stood tall, hovering over him as he crumpled up into a ball on the floor.
Lloyd and Colette walked off, with her still slightly confused. Ari and Kratos went back to cooking and setting up breakfast, and everyone just left Zelos to lie on the floor. Sheena smirked, still staring down at Zelos. She extended her hand to help him up.
"Need some help?"
"Not from you, my scary hunny." Zelos was slightly afraid of what she may be planning to do next, so he just stayed there, waiting for the pain to subside. He rested his head against the soft carpet, ready for Sheena to attack him again.
Zelos wailed, "My broken balls! Nooo!" Zelos decided to be melodramatic, and started to sob, forcing his body to shake. Although, he was hurting quite a bit.
I just hope she doesn't find out about that one time in Altamira… When I dressed up as her and stretched out her clothes...
"But I must say, she must have a really nice figure to fit into those tight clothes, Oh, yeah." Unfortunately, he didn't realize he said that part out loud, thus receiving another smack from Sheena.
"Would you care to repeat that, my darling Zelos?" Sheena asked menacingly.
He struggled to find a way out. His best bet was to run for it, as to continue the little chase they had earlier.
"Uhhh… Yah. See ya!"
With that, he jumped up and hastily ran up the stairs into his room, locking the door. She ran after him, deciding to just blow down the door. She pounded on the door, then gave a few body slams. There were a few new cracks in it…
"Eh-hem… Well, I guess They're having fun today, huh?" Ari looked over at Kratos while putting butter on her pancakes.
Kratos smiled slightly, "I think your original spell was too strong. Notice how Sheena reverts to the personality you chose for her?"
Ari glared at him, "Don't speak when people can hear you! It'll ruin everything…" The red-head shifted her eyes around the room, abandoning the butter.
"Anyhow," she continued, "Perhaps the spell is just lasting longer than it was supposed to…well, this should prove amusing, right?" She giggled childishly, and went to the oven to pull out the muffins.
CRACK! There was a noticeably bit hole in the door. Sheena peeked through it, searching for Zelos.
"Peek-A-Boo! I see you!" Sheena drawled, giggling.
Ari sent Kratos a sly grin. He returned her look with his own look, as if saying, 'awmigawd, you are so stupid, omg, this'll be funny.'
And of course, they finished breakfast.
Ari smiled sweetly at Kratos, "Be a dear and go fetch the children? They should be playing games by now."
The mercenary obeyed without another word; he left her all alone in the kitchen.
As soon as he was out of ear-shot, she laughed somewhat apprehensively. She opened a cabinet with a whole bunch of vials. Reaching into the far back, she brought out one that held purplish pink liquid. Her eyes glowed mischievously.
"At last…now, my dear…you are next! Ehehehehehee!"
Zelos looked through the hole she had made, wondering what had gotten into her.
She's acting… Like a child. Like she did so long ago…
Sheena stuck her finger through, poking him in the eye. She laughed once again, with that childish aura surrounding her.
"Oww…. Hmmm… What should I do about her…?" He mumbled to himself, then, thinking of something, opens the door.
"Hello, my lovely hunny. What're you doing on this side of the world?"
Sheena responded almost instantly, and Zelos saw just a tint of red forming on her cheeks, "Just wanted to see you, you crazy Chosen!" She then started dancing around him, clapping her hands and shaking her hips as she did so.
"I really should videotape this… and stop eating strange mushrooms…" He sighed, then picked her up, not realizing how heavy she was. Once again she giggled, then playfully tugged at his headband.
"Oooo! Zelly-Poo has a headband! I bet he's hiding something! Teehee! Aren't you, Zelly-Poo?"
Now it was his turn to laugh, and he pulled off the white headband, putting it on a now crimson faced Sheena.
"Awww! Zelly has given me a token of his love! I will be back, Sir Masked Knight: Zelly –Poo!"
She jumped out of his arms and onto the floor, giving him a little twirl as she danced away.
"Whee! Zelly-poo is marrying a Doll Princess!" Proclaimed the new side of Sheena. Zelos, getting a good idea, quickly jots something down on a piece of paper, then runs up to Sheena.
"My love, to make sure it's real, you must sign here, we will have the ceremony in just a few days." Zelos grinned as she signed her name in somewhat sloppy cursive.
"Okay, Zelly-Poo! I'll go and get ready, I must be a fit future wife!"
She giggled, and once again, pranced away from him. Zelos walked first to Colette and Lloyd to deliver the news, finding them laying down on a bed across from each other talking about the weather.
Colette stared at him oddly, she then cocked her head, and spoke in a high-pitched voice, "What's marriage?"
Lloyd spoke, "YOU WHAT!"
Ehehehehehe! Me and my evil cliffy-poos! Hehehehe. :P I hoped you guys liked this one as well! Perhaps it was a little perverted, but I didn't want to make it THAT bad..o.o; I forgot what I rated this story..xD Hrmmm, I wonder if I made any mistakes in the English grammar...O.O; some grammar, I just don't get...even though I've been speaking English all my life. xD
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