Madelyn was going on the thruway as fast as she could. Jorgen's fairy cycle was fast but it just wasn't simply fast enough for her. That's when she saw a sign that said, 'Welcome to Ohio'. Madelyn groaned. At this rate, she wouldn't make to Las Vegas in time.
She would need a faster ride….a car. 'But where the hell am I going to get a car,' Madelyn thought to herself. That's when a black van pulled up alongside her, asking her to pull over. Madelyn rolled her eyes.
'Just my luck,' she thought to herself. Before she could try and explain herself to the police officer, he grabbed her wrist and dragged her into the van. "Hey, where the hell are you taking me," Madelyn asked, freaking.
Minutes later, Madelyn found herself in Texas at the MERF HQ. Mr. Barbara looked at Timmy and said, "You're in a lot of trouble, missy, because according to our records, you have no records! You don't exist!"
Mr. Hanna added, "And that's why you're at the Military Extra Terrestrial Facility, 'MERF' for short." Madelyn asked, "Then how do you explain my driver's license?" "Simple," answered Mr. Hanna, "A forgery. You obliviously printed it up in your alien lab."
Madelyn groaned and tried her hardest not to smack her forehead. This was just NOT her day. She shouted, "Damn it, I am NOT an alien!" "Well then, what do you make of these," Mr. Barbara said, showing them pictures.
She picked one of them and gasped, "Wait a minute…the Eliminators are back!" Mr. Hanna threatened Madelyn, "I suggest you confess now before we freeze-dry and dissect you!" Madelyn shouted, "I….AM….NOT….AN….ALIEN!"
Mr. Barbara asked, while pulling out a laser, "What do you think this is…a damned joke? Do you think we're idiots? Cause I tell you, they don't give neuron stun rays to idiots." Mr. Hanna also pulled out a laser and added, "Or a laser able to cut through concrete five feet thick."
Mr. Barbara pulled out a set of keys and concluded, "And you sure don't get a cool car filled with spy equipment unless you know what you're doing." What the agents didn't know was that Madelyn escaped with all the gadgets and drove away in the spy car. Madelyn said, "Now that I got faster wheels, I get to MARF way faster!"
At a truck stop, the crimson-eyed Eliminator and his subordinates (now wearing pink shirts) were sitting down when an old waitress approached them from behind the counter. "What'll it be, folks," she asked the Eliminators.
"Do you have any uranium," the crimson-eyed Eliminator asked. The waitress said no, which infuriated the robot. "We'll have the chicken fingers," a second Eliminator said. The waitress wrote it on her notepad and went into the kitchen.
"You guys look stupid," the crimson-eyed eliminator said to his subordinates. One of them spoke up, "That's because you're stupid!" One robot who had a drink in his hands created a dark vortex in his mouth, which sucked up not only the drink, but half of the truck stop!
The leader reprimanded, "Use a straw, will you?" At that moment, a male reporter was on the TV reporting. "This is Convenient News Network. I'm Rob Duh, that an unknown woman named Madelyn Whyte is on her way to Las Vegas.
"But just like all of the stars being gone from the sky, the government assures us that we have nothing to worry about!" "Let's go to Las Vegas," the top Eliminator said to his underlings.
As they flew off, the waitress came back in to see the destroyed truck stop. One of the lesser Eliminators came back for the chicken and asked the waitress for some ranch dressing, causing her to scream. The Eliminator flew off again.
While Madelyn was driving, she was seriously hoping that all of the fairies were okay. After all, if this whole thing was going to play out like Timmy's Wishology, then Jorgen must've…. Before Madelyn could finish that thought, two gumballs attached to a bubble hit the windshield.
One was pink and one was purple but that wasn't the weird part. They both had crowns, eyes, noses, and mouths, and they were freaking out! Madelyn also freaked out pulled over to the side of the road. Madelyn got out and peeled off the gum when he realized who they were and smiled.
Cupid and Iris, however, were in full panic mode. Madelyn started to say, "Cupid and uh…." "Iris Studwell," Iris introduced. "Well, it's nice to see some fairies after all of that driving," Madelyn told them.
"Wait a minute, how does a real world girl know about us fairies," Cupid asked, raising an eyebrow. "Because I know Jorgen Von Strangle," Madelyn told the love god, "And he sent me on this mission."
"And what the hell is the mission," Iris asked, her curiosity peeking. Madelyn got out of the car and told them, as gently as she could, "Not sure if this going to make any god damned sense but….the Darkness is back….AGAIN!"
"The Darkness is back AGAIN," the fairies repeated, in shock. The shock was so great that it made Cupid pop! Madelyn caught the two fairies and told them, "And you guys need to come with me to get the ancient white wand….cause I'm this realms Chosen One!"
"You've got to be kidding me," Cupid moaned. "You're the real world Timmy Turner," Iris asked, surprised. "I guess so," Madelyn answered, blinking in confusion a bit. "Well, if that's the case," Cupid responded, "We best take off for Vegas before the Eliminators or MERF finds you and gives away your location."
"Right," Madelyn said. With that, she got back into the car after getting the fairies back to a somewhat normal state. Madelyn drove off totally unaware that the Eliminators were right on her tail….again!
AK1028: Well, that's the end of this chapter! The next chapter: the chase scene! Oh and the agents names are a tribute to Hanna-Barbara...the creators of several cartoons, including Scooby Doo.
Timmy: Ooh cool! Please read and review! And remember: think outside of the box.
