" What the hell do you think your gonna do?" Kiba leaned over to my face.

" I won't know until you touch me." I said.

He was pissed. He went to punch me, I ducked and triped him. As he fell to the floor, I took hold of his arm, turning it around and putting it behind his back.

"Let go! Fuck!" Kiba yelled.

"Now, don't fuck with me." I let his arm go, then kicked him away. Making him fly to the other side of the class room, where he crashed into a tray of paint. walked back in and looked at me then looked at sasuke then kiba, then back at me.

His face lightened up and he clapped, "Well done, young lady and the two young men! You have made art, wonderful! That's the first time I've seen the students come together and use them selfs! A++ for you three!"

" I'm a man!" That sound weird. The whole class laughed.

Then as soon as he walked in, he walked out doing something in a room connected to the room. I Looked to Sasuke and handed out a arm, to help him. He grabbed it and I pulled him up. He wiped paint off his cheeks with his shirt.

" Thanks for the help." He mumbled

" No prob, you okay?" I said in wonder.

He looked at me dumbfoundedly and crossed his arms. " Yeah I'm okay, I love being a explosion of color! You think I'll pass in the 'My Little Pony' and 'Rainbow Bright' club?" He said with a girlish tone.

I laughed at him.

" How 'bout I just get you to the locker room, without people asking you if you got jumped by a carebear."

" Deal."

" Cool" I went over to . " Hey Sir?"

" Yes! My wonderful artsic kiddies, what's up?" He said leaning on the doorway.

"Sasuke would like to wash up and I must wash my hands, art is a lot of work and-"

He put a paint brush with red paint to my lips, " Say no more, you two are my new faves! Do what you will my young lady!" He said with a cheshire cat smile.

I eye balled him horrorly," I have a fucking dick Sir!"

Again, weird much?

" oh I'm sorry, but I just like looking at you like woman because it some what stops me from jumping on you like a wild animal! Ha!" He went back to working.

I sat there annoyed to hell, even as a woman that felt weird. Sasuke looked at me and was snickering. I grabbed him from the front of his shirt and dragged him to the locker room. I thew him down on the bench, where he kept laughing like a hyena. I rolled my eye's, he looked at me now not laughing so hard, wipping tears away.

" I'm sorry that was just so funny! Hahahahahahaha!" I went to a sink wipping my lips.

" Keep on laughing and I'm gonna throw you in the shower, pull you out then lock you in your locker!"

" O-Okay! Okay! Haha I'm good, I'm fine."

/Yes you are./

What the fuck? No! Not you!

/ Yes. I'm back baby. What cha gonna do about it?/

Well I just have to wait until you go away, like always.

/Um WELL inners don't just go away. They just come out when they feel like it, thank you very much./

You bitch.

/ Your calling your self a bitch./

No I'm not, you are not me!

/ Yeah I'm a 'figment of your imagination'. Uh-huh whatever. Believe what you want./

Sasuke got up and took off his shirt and then his tank top that was under the first shirt. Only because the paint sunk thew to his skin. He thew his shirts on the bench and went to his locker, shoving his shirts i stoud there like into the locker and pulling out some left over clothes. I stood there like a deer in head lights. His six pack was amazing his hips were amazing-

/Girl, please smell the fucking flowers. HIS amazing!/

That's one thing I agree with you on. He started to unbuckle his pants, but felt he was being watched. He turned around with a sly smirk, to me.

" Yah know, you can take a picture, It'll last longer."

My head shot up and I quickly looked away with a pissy look on my face. I walked to the back of the locker room but even there I heard his small yet smooth playing chuckle. I looked into the locker room mirror and played around with my hair and then looked my face. I looked little a cherry. No joke. I snapped my head when heard the showers running.

' He must washing his hair or something.' I thought. I played around with my hair again, ruffling it around for no reason. Letting the sound of the shower water pidder padder thew my ears. I closed my eyes, turning around and leaning on the counter of the sink. The showers water fall one more time, until it just stopped. The motionless air now was all I heard. It's never really quite at my house always sounds, everywhere. It's not bad sounds just there are sometimes too much. It can be good sounds or bad, all were to much for me. I sat there longer then some one came up beside me.

"You are one weird guy."

I turn my head and opened my eye's and his stary night orbs looked straight into to my endless green sea ones. He smirked and patted my shoulders an walked to the door with his fresh clothes on.

I sat there just looking at his movements, he looked back at me." Well are your shoes glued there or what? Come on, we gotta get back to class."

I snapped out of it, and grew a smile. " Uhhh! Ye-yeah!" I ran to the door with him.

=======*#*_-=4 weeks later=-_*#*=======

" You were so cheating!"

" How can you cheat on rock band?"

" I don't know how but you did, Pinky!"

" Shut up, your just mad that you got your ass kicked by some one who looks gay! Ha!"

" Fuck off I'll get you next time!"

" Whatever!"

"SASU-BABY COME HEREEEEEEEEEE!"

Sasuke girlfriend glomped him, Amayuko and him hooked up 2 weeks ago, she's a total bitch that needs to burn in hell. Her brother, Shiki, is also a asshole that I wish some one with stick a dick in so he can shut the fuck crew isn't any better either, his best friend akuma, is a fucked up box all together and the rest,kai and kira, are just other idiots on this weird world.

" Hey babe, what's up?" He wrapped his arm around her hips. Which made my stomach turn, I think I gagged a bit too.

"Nothin', you?"

I cutt in, " Yeah, you kids get a fuck-room."

" We will." Amayuko giggled as I shivered. Sasuke smirked at my actions and then kissed the girl. But as I looked at the annoying-sucking-faces couple, I wonder where my couple person was at.

" Samako!"

I turned to smile. Hey if I'm undercover as a hot guy I have to act like a hot guy, and most hot guys have girlfriends.

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Isn't this story so much better now?