Disclaimer: Inu Yasha is not mine neither are any of the characters unfortunately they all belong to Takahashi-san.

Previously on "what is this thing called love?"

"That's my cousin"

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Chapter 5

"WHAT!" I screamed, "It's you! You're the mysterious cousin?"

"Umm mysterious? Anyways yeah I'm his cousin Inu Yasha said calmly.Then he stopped and stared wide eyed at me

"You're Sango's twin sister? Holy shit! That' means that you're made of honor and I'm best man!"

We both looked at each other and screamed, "IM GONNA KILL THEM!"

That night Inu Yasha set up the couch to be as comfortable as possible. I felt bad but he wasn't sleeping with me!

"Night" Inu Yasha said

"Goodnight," I said, "tomorrow I shop"

"Women" Inu Yasha muttered

"Men" I said, "Or in your case puppies"

We laughed and then fell asleep.

The next morning I woke up and heard a snort and a cough. I opened my eyes and looked over at Inu Yasha. He was snoring but the sheet was hanging off of him. He probably was uncomfotable but he sustained through the night. And D-A-M-N he's... got... a ... 6-pack!

"Woah there Miss just-broken-up" I said to myself, "Back off"

"Mmmm, Kikyo (A/N did I spell her name right?) Inu yasha mumbled " Why? You know i still loved you."

"Who's Kikyo, I thought, "Must be his ex-girlfriend"

I threw off the covers and stretched. I looked over at Inu Yasha who was re-enacticting(sp?) his break-up scene in his sleep.

I walked over to him and poked him in the belly.

"Inu Yasha get up. Stop being a baby and get over it."

He dragged me ont\ top of him and started to kiss me and pushed me against him. (A/N izn't it amazing how he can do this IN HIS SLEEP?) I started to struggle at first but then I started kissing him back. His hand made its way up the back of my shirt and he started to rub the small of my back. Dang that felt nice. He was still kissing me and I didn't care cause it felt good. Then he said, "I loved you Kikyo and I'll make you see you loved me too."

I was about to say that I loved him too when I realized, I wasn't Kikyo. So I pushed him a bit until e started to wake up. He opend his eyes and looked confused at me lying on top of him.

"Remind me never to try and wake you up in the middle of one of your fantasies" I said coldly then I picked up my clothes and went to the bathroom to change.

Inu Yasha's POV

Oh shit! did I just kiss her or did she kiss me? I am such a dipstick. How could I mistake her for Kikyo in one of my nighmares again? Kagome is fine as hell and Kikyo is, well in the past. Shoot sh'es coming out of the bathroom, I better apolgize but she doesn't look mad. Hmm I wonder if she enjoyed taht as much as I did?

End of Inu Yasha's POV

"Hey, umm Kagome, I'm sorry about that. I was just dreaming..." He said trailing off.

"Don't worry" I said sympathetically, "I just went through a break-up too."

"Yeah but three years going strong then, BAM, It's over" he cried, "Women!"

"Yeah I know I- Hey!"

"Oh sorry" he looked at me then started to laugh and his eyes di dthat disappearing thing again so I started to laugh too.

"Hey wanna go shopping with Sango, Miroku and I?"

"Sure"

"Oh ya and by the way that kiss was nice" I said coyly

"Heh I know you liked that" he said coming up behind me, closely," You can have more if you like" he whispered in my ear.

"I'll remember that " I said huskily in his face, our noses almost touching. I leaned in for the kiss when suddenly. BAM!

We both pulled back and gathered our stuff.

"Umm so let's go then" he said

Five minutes later we were walking down the hall to Sango and Miroku's room when who should we see but Miss Kinky-ho, umm i mean Kikyo herself. She was rubbing herself up against her 'new' man. I could feel Inu Yasha get tense and angry like crazy! He started to walk over to them but I stopped him and a very, very wicked smile came across my face. I whispered my plan to Inu Yasha and watched as his eyes grew wide and a very wicked smile came across his face as well.

"Oh I'm liking that Kagome" he said smiling

"Please" I said "Call me Kiki"

"Of course" He stretched out his hand to me and I took it.

So we strolled hand-in-hand towards Kikyo, gigling and acting as if we were this "in-love" couple. Inu Yasha smiled at me and I winked back. About 5 feet away from her we did the perfect "fakeou-makeout" (A/N haha lol i got that from danny phantom. ok it was this one episode where he and sam were.. ok im going off topic back to the story) so Kikyo had a perfect view. Woohoo! You should have seen her face! She grabbed her boyfriend's hand and stormed away with us laughing like crazy. But then her boyfriend turned around and I saw his face and gasped.

"Hojo?"