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One week. Just as I promissed.

Kurenai Yuuhi 11

Metsuki Tennotsukai (aka Mizukage) 9

FemHaku 8

Tsunami 8

Hana Inuzuka 7

Yuugao Uzuki 6

Anko Mitarashi 5

Tsunade Senju 4

Lady 2

Tsume Inuzuka 1

WARNING! WARNING! THE POLE WILL BE CLOSED NEXT CHAPTER.

Huh, looks like Kurenai's in the lead, with Metsuki hot on her heels. I wonder, I wonder, which two will win.

Now then, seeing as how I've got nothing smart to say, let's get this party started......

"Human Talking"

Human Thinking

"Demon/Devil Talking"

Demon/Devil Thinking

Jutsu/DMC Attacks

The next day, we find Naruto scouting his property. It was a large field, a pond with a waterfall at the back, surrounded by forest. It was perfect for what he had in mind. He smiled as he felt the Chakra of the Sandaime approach. He turned around and greeted the old man. He was carrying two large scrolls.

"Ah, Naruto, I see you had no trouble finding the property. Here. This one is the Forbidden Scroll. The other one has all the stuff we managed to save from your parents sealed inside, along with two letters from them. This is your bank account." he said, handing him the two scrolls and a note with the number. "So, what do you think f it?" he asked

"It's perfect for what I have in mind. I'm gonna....." Naruto was interupted with a loud roar comming from the waterfall. He, along with Sarutobi, quickly ran to find out what made souch a noise. There, in the water, was a Sea Serpent. It was around three hundred meters long, with green scaly skin. It spoke with a roar "Who dares disturb the grate Gogyu no Oni-Hebi?" (Demonic Water-Serpent)

"What is that thing?" the Third asked, with a mix of disgust and surprise in his voice.

"It's a demon. Stay right here, I'll deal with it. Allright you overgrown asp, let's get this party started." Naruto said, diving into the water. All sarutobi could see was a large shadow on the surface, with occasional thunder clap, and cry of Drive. Then, the serpent got thrown ou of the water, with Naruto following closely. Then, with a cry of Aerial Rave, and a final Helm Breaker, he cut off it's heat. When the body landed, there was a glowing orb. Naruto went to it and grabbed it. There was a bright light, and, whet it died down, Naruto had a new weapon.

It was a backpack-like skull with hollow, arm-like appendages on the sides, resting on his left shoulder. The skull had glwing, red eyes, and was emitting a dark purple aura. Then, Naruto summoned a red blade, and threw it to a nearby tree. When it got embedded in it, he clapped his hands, at it went off, destroying the tree completely.

"Damn. This is a good one." he said, impressed.

"Um, Naruto, what is that thing?" Sarutobi asked, awstruck at such firepower. It was more powerful that ten eplosive notes.

"This, Old Man, is what is known as a Devil Arm. Devil Arms are demonic weapons made from souls of slain Devils and Higher-level Demons, like the Tailed-Beasts. They will only listen to those that beat them. This one is called Lucifer, and, as you saw, it has more power than ten of those notes you use."

"Well, this was..... interesting. I'll leave you now to build your house. Tomorrow are the Gennin Exams at the Academy, and, I'm affraid you'll have to participate. Go to classroom nomber 207, and look for Iruka Umino. He is the Chunnin in charge of the Exams. I've got to got. Bye." said Sarutobi dissapearing. His last thought was Where to put you, Naruto?.

Naruto smiled before summoning one thousand Kagebunshin "OK, boys, lets get to buildin'."

Iruka Umino sighed as he tried to get his students to settle down. It's their last day here, and you'd think they'd pay a little bit more attention that usual. But no, they pay eaven less. So, he used his infamous Big Head no Jutsu and yelled "SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP." Sufficed to say that it worked like a charm.

"Now, let's see. Aburame Shino?"

"Present."

"Akamichi Chouji?"

"Munch here munch."

"Haruno Sakura?"

"Here, Iruka-sensei."

"Hinata Hyuuga?"

"P-p-present."

"Inuzuka Kiba?"

"Hey!"

"sigh And Akamaru."
"HERE!" "WOOF!"

"Shikamaru Nara?"

"Troublesome."

"Uchiha Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"Yamanaka Ino?"

"Here Iruka -sensei."

Well, they're all here (AN: I skipped all unimportand unnamed Gennin wannabies.). Well, except for that new kid. Hokage-sama said he'd be here today. His train of thought was interupted with a loud BANG, and the sight of the door going through the window on the other side of the room. At the ampty space where the door was usualy found, stood the impsing presence of Naruto Namikaze, grining, with a glee in his purple eyes. Wait, purple? Meh, what the heck, not like it matters much.

"Yo. I'm looking for an Iruka Umino. You him?" Naruto said like he didn't just launch a door off it's hinges and through a window.

"Um, yes, I am. And you must be the new student."

"Yup. Name's Naruto. Namikaze say, I'm glad I got the right room. The other teachers weren't too miffed about me launching their doors like that."

"Um, right. Well, class, this is Namikaze Naruto, and he'll be joining us for the Exam today."

"HEY! Why does the white haired baka get to do that. It should be Sasuke-kun who get's to only do the Exams!" A pink haired bansh- I mean girl, yeah, girl, asked.

"Simply 'couse I'm better that all of you." came the simple answer that got the Inuzuka and the Uchiha mad at him.

How dare that dobe say he's better that me, the great Uchiha! I will kill him for that!

"Ooookay.... Well, why don't you introduce youself to the rest of the class." Iruka said.

"Sue, why not. Allright, kiddies, listen up. The name's Naruto."

"That wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but.... you can go sit besides Shikamaru, and we'll get started on the Written Exam."

"No prob. Um, which one of y'all is Shikamaru."He got a "Troublesome", and a lazy wave inresponce.

He sat, and Iruka gave out the papers. "And, Start."

Naruto looked at his test. If this is it, it's gonna be way to easy

"Alright, everyone, put you pensils down, and follow me to the Taijutsu portion of the Exam."

"Everyone, gather round. There will be one-on-one sparring matches. Taijutsu only. No Jutsus, and no weapons. You will get to choose your opponents. First up, Sasuke Uchiha."

The Emo King arrogantly stepped into the center of the ring, and said "I choose Namikaze Naruto."

Naruto just laughed. "Ok kid. Your funeral."

"Ready..... GO!"

Sasuke charged Narto with his right fist cocked back, trying to finish the fight with one hit. Trying being the key word here. Naruto just lazyly caught the fist, and threw the Uchiha back. The bastard stood up with a look of rage in his eyes, and blindly ran at Naruto, throwing a barrage of punches. Naruto just jumped over him, and hit him in the back of his neck. The entire class wan in awe of the newcomer defeating the Rookie of the Year. Naruto turned around and started walking out of the ring. But Sasuke, being the emo that he is, went trough a series of hand seals yelling out Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu. Naruto turned just in time to see a large fireball about to hit him. Everybody gasped, and Sasuke just smirked. That'll show the dobe whos more powerful.

As the dust settled down, what they saw left them stuned, and somewhat scared. In the center of the scorched ground stood Naruto, with his sword protectivly held in front of him. He seemed to take no damage from the attack.

"Last I cheked, Sasu-gay, this was a Taijutsu only match." Naruto said, sounding annoyed. "But, if you'll use Jutsu, then I'll use Rebellion." He then jumped up and yelled Helm Breaker hittin Sasuke with the flat end of the blade just hard enough to cause him to stumble and fall to the ground. Sitting there, he looked around with a disoriented look. Then he tried to grab something in front of him saying "No! Don't go my precious tomatos. Don't go!". This caused everyone present, except for the official Sasuke Fanclub, to laugh outloud.

One perculiar pink haired.... girl, I guess, yelled at Naruto "YOU BAKA, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO HIM! IRUKA-SENSEI, PUNISH HIM FOR DOING THAT TO MY SASUKE-KUN!"

"Ay, ay, ay, pipe down ya damn banshee. You'll burst my eardrums. 'Sides, Iruka can't punish me, eaven if he wanted ta. T'was his own damn fault."

"He's right, Sakura. It was Sasuke's fault. He's the one who broke the rules first, so Naruto had to eaven things up. So, Winner Naruto." The whole class cheared, sans the SF girls. (Sasuke Fanclub). Eaven Ino laughed outloud.

"Hey Ino-pig, why are you laughing. Sasuke-kun is the greatest."

"Get real, Forhead Girl. I realise now that, compared to Naruto, or any of the boy in our year for that matter, Sauske's just a washed-up looser." This caused Sakura to gasp.

The rest of the Exams went by in a breese. As soon as Sasuke got up, that is. Back at the classroom, it was time for the Ninjutsu Exam.

"Ok, let's see, first off, Aburame Shino." Naruto tuned out, waiting for his name to be called.

Sasuke made a perfect Henge, Kawarimi and five Bunshins. Let's see the dobe top that He thought arrogantly.

"Namikaze Naruto." Iruka called.

Naruto strolled calmly down to the center of the classroom. There, he made the perfect Kawarimi with Mizuki, who was sitting at the table, and Henged into the Yondaime. "Iruka, am I correct in asuming that there are no limitations as to he tipe of the Bunshin?"

Iruka was surprised at the usage od such big words. "Um.... Yes, you are correct."

"Good. Kagebunshin no Jutsu." he called, making aloms a hunder perfect clones of himself.

"Good work, Naruto, you pass. Here's your Hitai-ate."

Sasuke was positivly furious. How dare he outstage me again. I am an Uchiha. He shot a glare as Naruto went back to his seat.

"Now, listen up. I congradulate all of you that passed. Be here at 9 am two days from now for team placements. Now, what the Hell are tou waiting for? GET OUT." He dind't ave to say that twice.

Meanwhile, at the Hokage's office.

POOF! "Sorry I'm late, Hokage-sama, I got lost on the Road of Life." said a Jounnin that just appeared three hours late. Again. He wore standard Jounnin garb, with a mask hiding his mouth and his Hiati-ate lowered over his left eye. He had gravity defying silver-gray hair.

His excuse caused a number of differebt reactions. A raven haired, red eyed beauty had a tick marck over her left brow, a bearded Jounnin who looked like a younger version of the Hokage, who smoked a cigar, muttered "Troublesome", and the Hokage just sighed.

"Now that we're all here, who want's who?"

"I want this generation's Ino-Shika-Cho trio." said the bearded Jounnin, named Sarutobi Asuma.

"I'll take Hinata-chan." said the red eyed woman, Kurenai Yuuhi.

"Allright, and who wat's the Uchiha?" Silence. "No one? Fine, dissmised. I'll make the teams myself."

Two days later, Naruto entered the classroom. The first thing he saw was black haired shaped like a duck's ass. "Train me!" it said.

"Huh?" On closer inspection, he deduced he was talking to the Uchiha. "Oh, it's onlt you. I thought a duck started talking to me all of a sudden. What do you want, you damned brat?"

"Train me!" Sasuke said arrogantly.

"And why would I wanna do that?"

"I am an Uchiha, I demand you train me. And you will give me that sword."

"Hm, lets see, how bout........ NO!"

"BAKA! DO AS SASUKE-KUN TELLS YOU. HE IS AN UCHIHA. YOU WILL SHOW HIM RESPECT!". Again with the pink haired banshee! Naruto thought.

"Shut it. Respect is earned, not gained. 'Sides, the prick wouldn't eaven survive the training."

"Dobe, I demand you train me!"

"NO! And that's final. So you can go an' bitch to the council for all I care. They have no power over me. Only the Hokage does. Now, get." Naruto was realy starting to get iritated. Sadly, for the Uchiha that is, the emo just didn't know when to quit.

"You will trai-" Well, mayby being thrown through a wall will give him a hint.

"What's going on here." Iruka asked, getting in.

"Iruka-sensei, this baka just attacked Sasuke-kun for no reason, and threw him through a wall."

"Naruto?" Iruka asked, alredy knowing that it, more that likely wasn't true.

"Nope, Iruka. The emo fag demanded me to train him, and I said no. So he demanded again, and again I said no. So,not getting the hint, se demanded again. I just helped him realise that I won't train him no matter how many times he demands it. Unfortunately, that ended up with me running him trough a wall."

"Ok, then. Now, sit down everyone."

"But, sensei, won't you punish him.? He first denied, and then hurt Sasuke-kun!"

"No. Naruto is in no obligation to teach Sasuke anything. And, it was only a misunderstanding. He just wanted to help him realise some facts." Iruka said, smirking at the banshee.

"Now that tha's settled, I will now call out the teams. Team One..... (AN: Again with the skipping of the unnamed brats and unimprotant teams.) Team Seven: Namikaze Naruto, Haruno Sakura..." THUMP "And Uchiha Sasuke" THUMP SQUEEL "YAY. I'M ON THE TEAM WITH SASUKE-KUN" "Who cares. Now pipe down, I'm trying to sleep. Troublesome girl." Naruto banged his head on the table again "Iruka, why do I have to be on a team with a Loudmouth Banshee and the King of all Gay Emo?"

Iruka smiled simpateticaly "Sorry, Naruto, Hokage's orders."

"Damn."

"Team Seven's Sensei will be Hatake Kakashi. Team Eight Hinaa Hyuuga, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino. Team Sesei Kurenai Yuuhi. Team Nine is in circulation from last year. Tema ten Nara Shikamaru, Akamichi Chouji and Yamanaka Ino. Sensei Sarutobi Asuma."

"Troublesome"

"Munch"

"Could be worse, I guess."

"Wait for your Senseis here. Lastly, it's been a real pleasure teaching you. I hope that youll use what you've learned here wisely on the battlefield. Goodbye." Iruka said, and exited the clasroom. Hm, he's ok, I guess. Should probably see if he likes pizza. Gotta thank him for what he did eleven years ago.

The door opened. Standing there was the raven haired, red eyed beauty from the Hokage tower, weraing a read, one sleeved dress.

"Heeeeeeeeeeello Nurse. Damn you're hot." Naruto said.

Kurenai tried to hold a blush, failing miserably. Why am I blushing to a gennin. Though he is a hot one and... No. Bad Kurenai. Bad Kurenai. No perverted thoughts, not until I see if he's into older women.

"Team Eight, follow me please."

The next Jounnin to come was a bearded man clad in normal Jounnin garb, with a white bandana with the kanji for fore on his hip. "Team Ten, come on."

Three hours have passed, and all the teams have left. Just Team Seven remained. Sasuke was glaring daggers at Naruto, Sakura was pestering Sasuke for a date, and Naruto was sleeping.

Then the white haired Jounnin from the Hokage's office entered. He looked at them and said "My first impression of you.... I don't like you. Meet me at the roof in five minutes." he dissapeared in a poof of smoke.

Sasuke started walking to the roof, and Sakura followed. Neither saw Naruto dissapear with a blur.

When Kakshi appeared at the roof, he was surprised to see Naruto appear a few seconds after him. He's an interesting one. Let's see how this plays out.

Five minues later, Sasuke and Sakura come, with the latter breathing hard, and the former glaring swords at Naruto. Kakahi just raised his visible eyebrow.

"Ok, let's get to the introductions. Tell me your names, likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams."

"Sensei, shouldn't you go first, so we can see how it's done?" Sakura asked.

And she's supposed to be the smart one? Both Kakashi and Naruto wondered. "Wery well. My name is Hatake Kakashi. My likes are... well my dislikes are.... I've got a lot of hobbies. Dreams for the future? Haven't realy thought about it."

All we found out was his name. thought the two, while the third thought Hm, so I can just do it like that.

"You next pinky." Kakashi said, pointing a Sakura.

"My name is Haruno Sakura. My likes are (looks at Sasuke and squeels). My hobbies are (looks at the Uchiha, squeels and blushes). My dreas for the future are (need I say it?)."

Kakashe sweat-dropped. Great, a fangirl. Kami-sama must hate me. "And dislikes?"

"NARUTO-BAKA!"

"Oookay.... you next your Emoness."

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I have many dislikes and no likes. I have no hobbies. My dream, no my ambition is to resurect my clan, and kill a certain someone." Sasuke said and went back to brooding. (He seems to like doing that, doesn't he?)

An Emo Avenger? Now I'm sure Kami-sama hates me. Please, please let the last one be normal. "You next, whitey."

"Well, Cyclops, name's Naruto. Namikaze Naruto. And, uh... likes... dislikes... hobbies... That's about it."

"Naruto-baka, finish your introduction." Sakura screached.

"Hey, if he can do it, that socan I. And, please, be quiet. My ears hurt."

Thank you Kami-sama. I'm really gonna like this kid. Whait, did he say his name was Namikaze? As in, Sensei's son? Me and the Hokage will have a long talk later.

"Ok, now that we got to know one another. Be at training ground Seven at 7 am tomorrow for your real Gennin Test. Oh, and if I were you, I wouldn't eat lunch, unless, of course, you enjoy barfing." he said poofing away before they could ask any questions.

Could be worse I guess. i could be stuck with a sexy, yet crazy Sensei with a blood fetish.

Over at the lokal Dango shop, Mitarashi Anko sneezed and dropped all of her Dango on the floor.

"That's it! Whoever was talking about me will PAY!" she yelled, making all of the customers high-tail it out of there, and out of the path of the crazy woman on a vendeta.

So, how was it? Read, reviw, vote, and DON'T. DO. DUGST.

The next chapter will be out soon, posibly eaven by Tuesday. So only two-three days to pick the pairings.

Cya, Drakai.