The Dark Fire
By Kapil Chauhan
The 4 warriors and their beloved green dragon caught in the middle of sex, were flying to Miami.
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Raimundo was taking a quiz in his "Are you Jealous or Overzealous?" version of Playboy.
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Clay was eating some Reese's pieces he had nicked from a store. On the inside, he still felt sicker than a cow full of dung
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Omi was…must I say….thinking about himself
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Kimiko was once again thinking of the guy who sent her the note. Raimundo wouldn't have the balls to do so, and Clay and Omi weren't a pranking type. But for some reason, that note was driving her crazy.
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Dojo was embarrassed, he had let the kids seen his inner thoughts, what he wanted to do with Fung.
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Finally they reached the "Give Me Kiss Baby or Else Die:" airport, named after the 40 year old pervert owner's favorite quote.
Kimiko walked in and took out her PDA, and starting playing games on it.
Raimundo finished his test, and his result was: God Damn! You are more jealous than Hilary Duff
Clay finished his food and had snuck off to the food booth, selling it out almost.
Omi saw glass and was looking at him self and blushing
"Oh…he's so handsome. I want to do to him like Dojo and Master Fung!" Omi muttered, not knowing Kimiko had taken that time to read his mind and then puke into Raimundo's hair.
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A black suited pale guy walked out, with a suitcase and with him was a purple floating thing.
"Losers?"
No response
"Xiaolin Losers?"
No response
"Jealous freak, Ego maniac, pig, and girl?"
Suddenly Kimiko, Omi, Clay (his mouth full, mind you) and Raimundo appeared
"Ready…Spicer?" Omi said
"Sure, come on"
"GONG YI TAI PAN!!!!"
Everyone stared at Omi with the most blankest stares.
"Ok…well…lets go!"
The 6 of them left, but stupid Jack Spicer would regret this moment he opened his mouth
"psss…wuya, was the note I wrote delivered to her?" Jack Spicer , trying to whisper, said
Wuya had a Why bother face and kept on floating.
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Raimundo had heard Spicer's so called whisper and was angrier than Kimiko finding out that he had been stealing her panties.
Raimundo stopped, and turned around, but in front of a sleepy Jack.
Raimundo tripped the red hair goth wanna-be with an Oof coming from the boy.
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The 4 went on, didn't know that Raimundo and Jack were missing
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Jack P.O.V
Oh my god! Raimundo tripped me, that sex god. I think its what I think its for. But I wonder, did Wuya tell him of the horny dreams and enlarging member I get when I think about him? Oh well, on with the banging!
Raimundo picked me up and took me to a bathroom where I was growing hard.
He put me on the floor, and thank goodness it was empty…
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Raimundo P.O.V
I picked up that dead meat and took him to the male restroom. Oh the things I would do to him… I want to kill him so much, that even when he is dead, I'll kill him. How the hell does he think he can get my chica?
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Normal P.O.V
Raimundo threw Spicer on the floor and started at him. Jack, growing hard, was whimpering.
"Spicer…why the hell would you do this?"
"Do what?"
"Don't act innocent…"
"Seriously, what?"'
"Write that note to someone"
"Oh, that…well you see…wait why am I telling you?"
"Cause if you tell me and be a good boy…I'll" Raimundo thought, "Give you some treats."
Jack grew harder than he ever could have ever imagined
"Fine, I'll tell you, but give me my surprise first, and please don't be hard. I've been waiting for this!" Jack literally begged
"Uh…ok…"
Raimundo told Jack to close his eyes and Raimundo took out some coconut candies.
"Say AAAAAH!" Raimundo said, getting bored
Jack was drooling, literally waiting.
Raimundo dropped the candies into Jack's mouth, and Jack's eyes immediately opened
"What?"
"What what?"
"What the hell are these?"
"Coconut candies…"
"But…"
"But what Spicer?"
"I thought you were going to give me…"
"What?"
Jack deviously thought and said
"This time close your eyes."
Raimundo, getting angry, but was patient today, closed his eyes.
Jack immediately and monstrously ripped Raimundo's pants and Raimundo's eyes shot open
"What the hell?!"
Jack meanwhile was pulling down Raimundo's boxers when a voice spoke outloud
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
Raimundo's eyes exploded as he saw who screamed and Jack, about to deep throat Raimundo, stared, blushing.
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Kapil: Another cliffie, sorry. Now, my sister gave me this idea because she was watching Xiaolin Showdown Throwdown and saw something in which Jack acted gay. Not to be offensive, but here you go! Any ideas would be nice
