B/N: yay!!!
A/N: If you like Zac Efron, don't read this!
When they got back, Eddyweddykins (B/N: teehee! He's gonna kill me for calling him that! XD) (A/N: Grrr!) was freaking out. He was completely spazzing, his eyes were wild and he was practically pulling out his hair. (A/N: disturbing image)(B/N: I agree) Luna and Yurika laughed, while Bella looked very concerned.
"Edward, chillax!" Luna said.
Alice decided to send Edward to a mental institution, the exact same one that she had gone to. Edward rebelled though (A/N coughmoodyteenagercough)(B/N: so true) and ran away, basically kidnapping Bella so that he wouldn't be alone.
Alice was really mad that she was the only one of the Cullens that ever had to endure a mental health asylum (even if she couldn't exactly remember it) so she chased after him with Luna and Yurika following behind because they were bored.
After chasing after Edward (and technically Bella, too) for almost an hour, Edward calmed down and bribed Alice not to send him to an asylum by buying her a yellow Porsche. (B/N: what? I want a yellow Porsche! Not cool!) (A/N I want a Yellow Punch Buggy)
Then Luna and Yurika realized that they were getting gypped, so they threatened Edward with an asylum until he bought them sports cars that were better than Alice's new Porsche, which made Alice very mad... (A/N: not my fault) (B/N: MY FAULT!)
So Edward trashed Yurika and Luna's cars but they didn't know that it was him, they thought it was Zac Efron so they went to hunt him down.
Because they had started an Anti-Zac Efron Club, they figured that he had found out about it and trashed their cars. So they went to Hollywood and held up signs saying "Zac Efron is UGLY!" and "I HATE Zac Efron!" and "Zac Efron has CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS!" (A/N My personal Dream) When Zac Efron saw this, he started having a mental breakdown. (B/N: haha!!) (A/N YAY!!!)
When Yurika and Luna were done laughing at Zac Efron's mental breakdown, they put a tape of it on YouTube. (B/N: YAY YOUTUBE!!!)
Zac Efron then had to go into hiding because his mental breakdown got over a billion hits on YouTube and no one would hire him anymore. (A/N: YAY! SERVES YOU RIGHT!!) (B/N: OOOOHHHH!!! IN HIS FACE!!!!!)Yurika and Luna decided to celebrate by throwing a "YAY! ZAC EFRON WENT INTO HIDING AND WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM ANYMORE! YAY!" party.
Because the Cullens (and Bella) also hated Zac Efron, they decided that the party would be thrown at the Cullen's. They planned the party and invited everyone (literally, everyone in the entire world). And waited excitedly for someone to come so that the party could start.
B/N: YAY! Up next: THE PARTY!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! Now REVIEW!!!! Or you will never see it!!!! DUN DUN DUUUUHHHH!!!!!
A/N REVIEW!!!!
