The next chapter of The Scorpion And The Bat.


(The Joker) "I'm sorry, before you continue, the authors have ordered me to inform you readers of something important. The authors have just added two more characters to the story. Reptile, with the voice of Mike Patton, and Plastic Man, with the voice of Richard Horvitz, are now in the cast. I'm very sorry that our authors are idiots."

(The Jonny T Factor) "Hey, we didn't send you out here to insult us! We just thought that those two needed to be added!

(Another Dead Hero) Yeah! Plus, I'm a sucker for anything with Richard Horvitz!

(The Joker) Well, get your goddamn heads on straight! No more mistakes! So, we hope this never happens again. It better not. Enjoy.

Chapter 3

The Meeting

The Joker and Quan Chi have gathered allies from each of their universes. Joker has gathered the Riddler, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Catwoman, Scarecrow, and Lex Luthor, after breaking him out of prison. Quan Chi returns through the portal back into the DC universe, with Shang Tsung, Mileena, and Reptile. "Oh, this is wonderful!" Joker states, when he sees the large group together. He then spies Mileena, "Well look at her." he says to himself, "Her choice of clothing is a bit slutty by my taste, but she does put Harley to shame." He strolls over to her, "Hello, you little angel." Joker greets her, "How would you like to be the lover of the most powerful clown in the world? And I don't mean Quan Chi." Mileena giggles.

"That depends." Mileena replies, "Do you think you could handle me?" She removes the veil from her face, revealing her tarkatan smile.

"WHOA!" Joker yells, "Now there's a great looking smile, AAAAAAHHH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAA!" Mileena covers her face with the veil again, giggling. "Come on, Doll-face." Joker says, wrapping his arm around her hip, "Let's join the others." Joker walked Mileena to the large table, that the others sat at, and pulled her seat out for her. He then joined Quan Chi at the head of the large table, "Ladies amd gentlemen, and whatever the hell the rest of you are, me and Quan here, have found a way to get what we all desire the most." Lex Luthor stands to his feet, he was surounded by three of his gaurds.

"You mean, I found a way!" Luthor states, "You stole my plans!"

"Oh, come off of it, man!" Joker replies, "I did you a favor." He strolls over to Lex's chair, "If it wasn't for me, you would still be in prison. Getting your ass pounded by your cellmate, while he has you call him 'Lucy'." Luthor tries to throw a punch, but is frozen in place. Joker looks at Mr. Freeze, "Thanks, Icy." he says.

"Wasn't me, Joker." Freeze informed as he turned out to be calmly sitting in his chair, reading a book on dry freezing.

"I did!" says a voice from across the room. This was cryomancer know as Sub-Zero, with his hand extended towards Luthor's direction.

"HA, HA, You decided to take me up on my offer!" Joker states. Sub-Zero nods. "Good! Now, we'll have to go ahead while Lex thaws." Joker informs, "You see, with this portal, we can go from universe to universe, and spread chaos to each one of them. All we have to do is take care of the ones that stand before us." All of a sudden, Lex breaks free from the ice.

"Y-y-you s-s-s-son of a-a-a b-b-b-b-bitch!" he yells at Sub-Zero.

"Oh, calm down Lex!" Joker orders, "This is no time for fighting!" One of Lex's gaurds raises his hand. "Yes?" Joker questions.

"What's up with the chick in the pink?" the gaurd questions, "Why's she on the team? What's she gonna do, smother her victims with those huge tits? Cause that'd be awesome! HA, HA, HA!" Mileena strolls over to him, in a sexy fashion.

"You think my breasts are huge?" she questions, "Would you like to feel them?" The gaurd nods as he places his hands on the breasts. All of a sudden, Mileena pulls down her veil and rips the head off of the gaurd. She then crews on it like a beast before throwing it down. Shang Tsung smiles.

"That's why." Shang Tsung states.

"Oh, I like her." Joker tells Quan Chi. Mileena places the veil back over her face.

"Now, does anyone else have a problem with me?" Mileena questions. Everyone shakes their heads. Then Mileena returns to her seat. Killer Croc eyes Reptile. Reptiles hisses at him, to which Croc lets out a large growl. This gets everyone's attention.

"Croc, if you don't play nice, I'm going to make you into a pair of size 12 boots!" Joker warns. Croc turns to Joker.

"I don't see why he's even here!" Croc states.

"Back at you!" Reptile hissed back.

"Because, we need him!" Joker informs, "I need all of you for this plan! And I hate most of you, so that's something! But it will all be better for us in the end! So, shut up!" Croc is silent. Quan Chi decides to take over.

"Soon, we will have all that there is to have!" Quan Chi states, "Every being from every universe will kneel to us all! And we will be unstoppable!" The Riddler chuckles.

"Riddle me this, Riddle me that." Riddler says as he stood up, his cane holding him up from falling due to his handicapped leg, "What's upside-down all day, but rightside-up all night?"

"The Bat." Mr. Freeze mutters. Riddler tips his hat before sitting back down.

"That's right." Riddler answers, looking threw the question mark on his cane, "The Batman, he always finds a way to ruin our plans."

"Well, you're quite wrong about him." Joker informs, "With our combined forces, not even Batman can stop us."

"Hmm, who knows?" Riddler replies, "There's always a chance."

"He's right." Scarecrow calmly stated as he worked a syringe around. "We need to get rid of him, that or make him fear us, whatever comes first."

"In due time my good men, in good time." Joker replies, "First we need to figure out where you all fit into the plan." The face of Catwoman seems to be worried.


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