The whole School was in the bleachers waiting for the pep rally to begin. And we see Star and Marco sitting next to each other with Marco having his sword and dagger with him now at all times just in case. ( And before any of you ask yes he can have his weapons! I mean come on! The school let Star keep her wand and lets her use it.)
"Oh my gosh! I can't wait! I can't wait! My very first pep rally. (bounces the beach ball with her wand little creature came out of the wand and lands on Marco's shoulder ) I'm so excited!" Star said her eyes filled with excitement.
Marco smiled at her and said while petting the adorable creature on his shoulder "When Aren't you excited?" Marco said but Star shushed him.
"And now Brittney Wong, who became head cheerleader on her own and not because her father made a generous donation to the school." The principal says to the students before getting hit in the head by a beach ball .(That was the reason)
The cheerleading squad did their thing except for Brittney as she was being carried by the spirit boys and other cheerleaders.
Said girl stepped down, snatched the mic out of the principle Skeevs hand and said " Make some noise if you love the Awsome Opussums!" the crowd started to get hyped up and Star who's pupil's started to turn into hearts yelled "I love Opussums! They carry their babies on their back!"
Marco remarks saying " No she's talking about our football team. We're going against the warriors."
"Warriors?" Star asked
" Our rivals from silver hill prep." Alfonso said who was sitting next to Marco.
" Every year they slaughter our guys." Marco said
"It's gonna be a bloodbath." A voice then said the two friends looked to the direction of the voice and saw Miss Skullnick who was their teacher who was about a week ago turned into a troll by Star. She was now eatin a huge bucket of chicken sucking the meat out of the bone.
"That's terrible! We have to do something." Star said literally thinking that enemy warriors were going to attack the school.
Marco said " Mabey you can join the schools spirit committee. Those guys are relentless when supporting the team." A spirit boy then does a perfect split. "Relentless."
"Great idea! Let's go get some supplies!" Star then grabbed Marco arm but Marco said " As fun as that sounds, I'll stay here." "Okay!"
Star then ran to Skullnick and asked "What's your favorite weapon?" Skullnick said "Battle axe" and ate another chicken leg.
Back at the field Brittney announced the new mascot The Awsome Opussum. The mascot was in a serious need for an upgrade as the costume looked poorly homemade, it was needed as a replacement after the old one died of old age. Said mascot was dancing and cheering in a voice Marco knew to well.
"Is that Furgoson?" Marco asked Alfonso curiously. " Yeah, he's our new mascot!"
" Then that means the warriors are gonna steal him!" Marco said remembering that The Warriors steal the Opussums Mascot every year. "well they got another thing coming if they think they're gonna steal my friend !" Marco then ran to the school hallway, but not before telling Alfonso to keep an eye on Furgoson.
Later
Star was running through the hallway until she ran into photos of the Opussum football players. " So many brave young men, so many loses." Star then made a frowny face on the glass.
Marco was in a stealth like manner sneaking into the hall like a shadow ( That's how good he is) he then accidentally bumped into Star who was to mourning for the 'dead'.
Oh Marco." Star said in a sad voice "How can we prevent another tragic loss to our team?"
"Well If I knew anything about football I would use the element of suprise!"
"Of course,of course."
"Spritz em' with the kitty cat offense!"
"Yes!"
" Mabye throw a couple of big bombs!"
" Bombs, yeah got to tell the spirit committee. Bye" Star then ran to her destination as Marco continued his ' security sweep' motioning Alfonso to move with Furgoson who was refusing to move so Marco simply lifted a reluctant Furgoson over his shoulder out of the school with no effort.
Meanwhile
The cheerleadrs and Spirit boys were practicing led by Brittney (Who wasn't even doing anything but sitting down and giving orders.) Star then suddenly bursts into the room and grabbed one of the pompom mistaking them for gernades. " We were kinda in the middle of something!" Brittney yelled.
"Your the leader, whats the plan?" Star asked.
"Heh, this year we have a secret weapon." Brittney then snapped her fingers and two Cheerleaders started to booty shake.
"Do you know nothing of combat!? No warrior is going to be distracted by Shantels booty!"
"Whaa?"
"Lucy for you, my mom assigned the royal guard as my babysitters."
Flashback
"You know you've done it right if you hear the neck snap." The royal babbsitter then twisted the stuffed dolls head until there was a cracking sound and stuffing fell out.
"Yayy!" the young Star cheered while clapping her hands. (That scene was somehow cute and terrifying at the same time.)
Now
Star sighed a happy sigh saying "good times."
"I know from planet moo-ni or whatever it is your from it may be okay to be stupid, but no pesky magical foreigner is going to question my leadership! You are officially banned from the spirit committee!" Brittney then snapped her hair which made a loud snapping sound.
"Fine! Then I guess its all up to me" Star then left the gymnasium she had plans to make after all.
Later
Marco, Alfonso, and Ferguson were outside of the school and Ferguson didn't look happy.
"Alright Ferguson if you see a warrior I need you to blow this 'Stranger danger' whistle, ok?" Marco said trying to hand Ferguson the whistle but the boy in the possum costume want to take it.
"This is ridiculous! I only wanted to wear this stupid costume to pick up on Ladies'." Ferguson said
"Dude you'll thank me later, now put the whistle in your mouth!" Marco then forced the whistle in Ferguson's mouth. While that was going on Star was looking in a dumpster and saw 4 stray cats.
"Are you guys ready to part of my kitty cat offence?" the only response Star got was a meow from one of the cats. "Okay. Looks like were doing this the hard way" Star then jumped in the dumpster and there was the sound of struggle and spells being cast until it went quiet.
The Diaz household
it was in the late afternoon, and Marco was peeking through the blinds of his window trying to see if any unwanted guest would show up.
"Why can't I go home? Todays taco Wednesday, it's the day we eat the leftovers from taco Tuesday." Ferguson complained
Marco simply rolled his eyes as he closed the blinds. He was getting tired of Ferguson complaining all the time "We've been over this already. Your at my place because your home is the first place the warriors would look when they try to kidnap you."
"Really? Because it kinda feels like your trying to kidnap me!"
"I'd watch that talk if you ever wanna see you parents again." Marco realized what he said "Listen I'm only doing this because you're one of my best friends and I care about you. So just sit tight."
"Marco!" A voice said from outside that Marco knew to well. Marco then opened the blinds on his window and saw Star who had a squirrel by the tail on a power line. "Hey Marco, Do you have any highly flammable liquids?" Star asked
"Oh yeah, check the garage."
"Thanks!"
Ferguson then whiped his tail to show off to Alfonso on a can of soda which spilled all over Marco's computer. Marco could only sigh and facepalm at what his friend did as he knew it was an accident.
Later
At the football game the Warriors prepared for kickoff while the Opossum cheerleadrs do their booty shaking routine . Marco and Alfonso where at the bleachers, keeping Ferguson out of the Warriors' sight.
Marco said to Ferguson " See? Its almost game time and thanks to me and Alfonso, no Warrior has even gotten close to you." Speaking of Warrior Star appeared behind the two wearing battle armour and wielding giant a spiked mace.
"Who's ready for a bloody, bloody bloodbath!?" Star then slamed the mace down making a hole in the floor.
"Star why do you have that crazed look in you eyes?" Marco asked refering to Stars eyes, which are now pink with a potential bloodlust. "What do you mean?" Star asked.
"Alfonso watch Ferguson I need to talk to Star." Marco then dragged Star pulled Star aside to talk to her. Then out of nowhere two of the Warriors' football players took Ferguson away with Alfonso not being able to do anything.
"Okay Star what are you up to now?"
"Well I took your advice, and booby-traped the battle field." Star explained
"Oh oka- you what?!" Marco screamed stunned. He looked at the football field and saw spiked mines, animal pits, and etc.
"Okay Star first I'm impressed, second when I said the Warriors' were going to kill our team, I didn't mean they were actually going to kill them I meant they were going to beat them in football! Which is a game!"
Star's smile turned into a 'oh' face as she realized her mistake. She then realized that she may have enough time to get rid of the tra-
Whistle!
Too late...
The referre sounded for kickoff and the Warrior set off a land mine.
Boom!
The land mines created a rainbow like explosion, the Opossums' then ran in terror and their was silence in the crowd before they ran in terror as well.
It was total chaos the two football teams where setting of other land mines, getting sucked in mini black holes. Then the reff tripped over a trap which opened the ground with a magical bird, flamming giant cats, giant squirrels, and giant moths.
"Let me guess, kitty cat offence?" Marco asked as Star laughed a nervous and embarrassed laugh. The two the saw the football teams getting chased and the wasted no time getting into the chaos.
Marco and Star were coraling the chaos with Marco shooting his arrows and slashing the creatures. One of the squirrel creatures manage to pine Marco down while he wasn't looking. Star while she was trying to pull one of the Warriors' out saw this and left the Warrior members to his doom (He'll live).
Star launched herself into the air and transformed her mace back into her wand form and said " Mending Heart Hurricane!" the blast hit the creature turning it back to normal. Marco then quickly got up and got back into the fight and split kicked two of the flamming cat monsters knocking them both out, another on charged at him, and Marco shot one of the monster cats in the head killing it instantly. But the remaining monsters started to surround Marco and Marco got his sword ready. But Star came from the air and shouted " NUCLEAR HEART FILLED HURRICANE!" she then slammed her wand onto the ground which made a heart shaped flash of light turning the creatures back to normal.
The Warriors' that where carrying Ferguson where taken out by two land mines. Ferguson then tried running to Star and Marco saying " Marco! You were right! They were trying to kidnap me!"
"Ferguson get out of the field!" Marco yelled. But Ferguson didn't hear him through all the explosions and sets off a land mine, Marco rushed to his friend and is sadden by his friends apparent death.
" Dude! I was just playing Possum!"
"What?!"
"Its what we do." Marco was happy that his friend was alive but that happiness quickly turned to anger. He then shook Ferguson furiously saying how this was the reason he had few friends.
While that was going on Star looked at the damage she caused and said in guilt " I really messed up."
"you mean we really messed up." Marco said " I really should've watched out for you." Star smiled a bit feeling comfortable that she wasn't the only one at fault.
Then one of the Warriors' screamed " Let's get out of here." the others ran to their bus which quickly drove away. The Opossums' realizing that the Warriors' forfeited cheered in their victory. As the team and crowd celebrated Star said " I feel like I'm forgetting something." then the magical bird flew and snatched Marco.
"That was it."
