It's been a month since Drake and Joshs prosperity in the meth business, they have become celebrity figures, and popular ones at, one day, Josh's dream comes true.
"Drake! Drake! We've been asked to be on the Oprah show!" Josh screamed like a fucking banshee.
"But I can't sing that well" Drake replied.
"No Drake, Oprah, now Opera, you fuckin mong" Josh said, too excited to realize the stupidity
"When are we going?" Drake asked
"Tomorrow! Let's pack our bags now!"
They pack their bags and head to Chicago. They reach the destination and get to Harpo Studios and meet Oprah Winfrey herself.
"Oh my god Oprah, so nice to meet you!" Josh exclaimed.
"Why thank you darlin'" Oprah replied "Quick sit down, we gots to film the show"
They film the show and Oprah gives everyone in the audience a bag of Drake and Joshs trademark periwinkle colored meth. Now they head backstage.
"Drake, Josh, Oprah would like to speak to you" One of the producers said to Drake and Josh. So they head to Oprah's office, it's very dark, except for one light shined on Oprah's chair.
"As you may or may not know" Oprah said ominously "I am a meth kingpin as well, and I would like to hire you to into my ring"
The offer shook Josh, who never knew Oprah had a naughty side, they both huddle to consider.
"Drake it's Oprah, how bad could it be?"
"Yeah I feel you, we should do it, this could be millions of dollars"
After debriefing, they accept the offer, 15 million dollars for a years work.
