TITLE: The Absolute Courting of Akashi Seijuurou

GENRE: Romance/Humour

PAIRINGs: AkaFuri, KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiseMatsu (Idecided that Kasamatsu-chan will be anuke! Hehehehe, if there's a tsundereseme then there should be a tsundereuke. No logic is no logic! XD), MuraMuro, MidoTaka and many more implied. :D

Chapter 3: Akashi's Absolute Singing 2

Agenda: Mission #3: Singing? I do it all the time to Ryou

Idea of:Aomine Daiki

Permitted by: GoM and Manager with the slightest of doubts

OoOoO

Akashi Seijuurou rarely had doubts when it comes to decisions. He was firm and absolute after all. But this.

This, however, made him doubt.

"Really? You sing?" One red brow quirked upward to show all the disbeliefs and doubts that he feels.

"Of course!" Aomine persisted, "No one can resist my awesome voice. Heck, the only one who can resist me is me!"

Kuroko raises his own brow.

"Ah, okay, that came out wrong. But, fuck, I can sing well more than your mothers can."

Kise snorted. "The last time you sang, all the mothers in the karaoke bar asked for you to be banned. Just stick to basketball, Aominecchi, just stick to basketball."

The dark bluenette glared at the blonde, "Who ask for your input, airhead? Oh, I know; the ghostly air in your head."

"Nice joke, Aomine-kun, nice joke." Kuroko drily said then paused before deciding to add, "But I like your joke more about how you can sing so well. Really, tell us more. Are you also in a contest called The Voice? Or the Japanese Idol?Or X-Factor?"

Aomine's confidence in his own self, for the very first time, slowly dwindled into nothing but a small bout of a flicker of a flame as one evil, evil shadow continued his tyrant insult on his beautiful, beautiful voice.

But! He told himself, he's a man! He should take it as such. So, he cleared his voice, puffed his chest, steeled his resolve and—

"Oh, Aomine-kun just cleared his throat, be prepared world, he's now ready to grant us with his awesome voice!"

—he whimpered. He whimpered from the sheer mocking tone of Kuroko's flat, flat voice.

Midorima rarely felt pity. But who could not pity the idiot right now? Kuroko is on his monthly period and the narcissistic bloke was on the receiving end of the blue head's sarcastic escapade.

He always woe the day his period comes. They always, always suffered the most.

"Eh…." Murasakibara drawled lazily munching on his pocky. "I once heard Mine-chin sing…"

Aomine looked at him hopefully.

"He…" The violet haired boy paused as he takes a bite on his snack, "He had gotten better."

Aomine visibly brightened. "Hah! I told you so! I can do anything! I'M THE FUCKING MAN! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Everyone ignored him. Kuroko opened his mouth, "If you can do anything then why didn't you become a white man?"

"I…" He stuttered.

"If you're the 'fucking man', why aren't you 'fucking'?"

"I…" He whimpered again.

"Tetsuya…" Akashi treaded on thin ice, "Have you drink any vanilla shake today?"

Kuroko's blue eyes bore on him, with emotionless voice he replied, "Oh no. I haven't. Because someone decided that a place far from civilization where vanilla milkshakes are made so that he can trap the boy he seems fixated is a goddamn good idea. So no, no I haven't drunk any single drop of the only thing that captured my heart today."

Oh. So that explains it. He hadn't gotten any vanilla milkshake.

Aomine grew hysterical. Kise whimpered before rocking himself for comfort. While the rest decided it was best to slowly back out of the room and far away from the man whose aura seems to darken every passing second that he hadn't drank his favourite beverage.

"CALL BAKAGAMI!CALL BAKAGAMI!" Aomine shouted in panic, trembling as he did so. "CALL THE FUCKING IDIOT AND TAKE THE FUCKING DEMON OUT OF THE ROOM! HE'S GOING TO KILL US! HE'S GOING TO KILL US! HE'S COMING! DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE KIDS TO FEED! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The door slammed open, and the rest swore that the angels were singing behind the red head. There, standing awkwardly just a foot away from the door is Kagami Taiga; the heavenly lights washing over him like he was a miracle on his own.

"Hey, Kuroko, I was just looking for you. I brought the vanilla milkshake that your mother told me to bring just in case. I know you're very grumpy right now but—"

Kagami was interrupted when a happy Kuroko pounced on him, well, pounced on the milkshake more like. The dark aura of the handsome boy was visibly clearing out.

"So…" Midorima looked around, "Singing, ha?"

Kuroko's eyes glinted but before he can make another comment, Akashi interfered.

"Yes, singing."

OoOoO

It is day two. Furihata muttered to himself, it's day two of the camp.

"Ten more days and I'm free." He mumbled as he stares at the ceiling.

"Au contraire." Himuro looked at him from his own bunk bed, the beautiful man sat up.

"It's four in the morning…" Takao groaned, rubbed his eyes from sleep and yawned loudly. "It's four in the morning and we're having the talk."

"I'm sorry it's my fault!" A cry came from one of the bottom part of the bunk bed. Kuroko shook his head, "It's not your fault for making the time four o'clock, silly."

"You really don't know this Generation of Miracles, do you?" Kasamatsu turned from his bed to face the others.

"Eh? What do you mean?" He tilted his head.

"Once you caught the attention of these men, you really can't find any way out from their affections." Himuro solemnly started.

"Wow, Himuro-kun, you make us sounds like obsessive freaks." Kuroko commented before thinking and added, "We are not obsessive freaks no matter what we do or say."

Furihata gulped, "Do you think I can survive this camp?"

"No." They all said in a heartbeat, no hesitance clear in their expression as if one way or another they had experienced what he had been experiencing now.

Furihata pouted. "Well, that's reassuring then."

"OW! Hey! That was my foot, thank you very much." A familiar voice growled. Sakurai's ears perked up before he tilted his head in confusion. "Why is Aomine-kun here?"

"Goddammit! Stop pulling my hair, Kise" Midorima snarled. Takao brightened, "Shin-chan is here! Shin-chan is here!"

"I did not!" Kise defended. Kasamatsu frowned, "And apparently, Kise too."

"Muro-chin!Muro-chin!" Murasakibara lazily chanted. Himuro got down on the floor and walked towards the balcony. The others followed his lead. "Atsushi?"

"Muro-chin!" The big baby smiled widely, Himuro felt his heart races a mile per second. He melted there and then. Kuroko snorted, "Whipped uke."

Kagami smiled at Kuroko too, face showing his cute sheepish expression that crawled its way to the bluenette's heart. Kuroko blushed before looking away, he shall not melt like the whipped Himuro lying on the floor who was happily muttering something about seeing a glimpse of heaven.

Akashi cleared his throat. "Kouki."

Furihata looked at him and he felt like one of those princesses where there was a scene between the prince on the ground and the princess on a high balcony. But that's absurd! The balcony they were on was just a meter and a half from the ground.

"I want to sing for you." The redhead said seriously and Furihata almost has his heart jumped out of him and go 'OMG. .DokiDokiDokiDoki.'.

But he held his heart down and put it right back on his chest and told it to shut up because he is not going to be gay and he is not going to fall in love with Akashi. So, he steeled his resolve, cleared his own throat—Kuroko opens his mouth before closing it—and looked back inside their room and said, "At four thirty in the morning?"

Yeah, Furihata, good reply. Awesome, really. Kuroko opens his mouth again, "Four thirty-two, actually."

"What's wrong with that?" He inquired, the brunette looked down on his feet.

"None really." He stuttered out.

"Good. Now listen to my singing in which I will dedicate my love to you." Akashi nodded towards the band he had scouted consisting of Kagami (bass), Aomine (drums), Murasakibara (keyboard), Kise (electric guitar), and Midorima (Saxophone).

The music started and Akashi looks at his dear Kouki.

"Oh, this thing called love, I just… I can't handle it. Oh, this thing called love, I must… get round to it. I ain't ready! Crazy little thing called love." Akashi winked at Kouki and the mousy boy felt his mouth go dry at the smooth voice of his crazily hot suitor.

Takao whistled, "Shin-chan sure is doing great with his saxophone."

"Oh, this thing called love, it cries (like a baby) in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, and it shakes all over like a jellyfish. I kinda like it~ Crazy little called love~" Akashi paused and jumped down on their mini platform and walking towards their location and climbing right up the balcony, only the wooden rail separates him from his Kouki now.

"There goes my baby~" Akashi smiled endearingly, dangerously sexy that made Furihata just want to jump the hot man—NO! HE IS NOT GAY! HE IS NOT GAY! HE IS NOT GAY! "He knows how to rock n' roll. He drives me crazy~ He gives me hot n' cold fever then he lost me in a cool, cool sweat."

Furihata almost melted when the redhead caught his chin and pulls him close, near enough that their breaths mingled but far enough that their lips would not meet. The boy thought that he was going to kiss him when the Rakuzan captain suddenly jumped down the balcony.

"I gotta be cool, relax~" He adjusted sexily his tie before coyly looking at the boy, "Get hip. Get on my track's and take the backseat. Hitchhike~ And take a long, long ride on my motorbike until I'm ready~"

He walks back to their mini platform and sat on it, crossing his legs as he did so. "Crazy little thing called love~"

Midorima walks down the platform and climbed the stairs towards Takao before playing his own music. Takao blushes at the close proximity before sighing dreamily, "Shin-chan's serenading me!"

Akashi stood up and took the microphone standing on the centre, "I gotta be cool, relax~Get hip. Get on my track's and take the backseat. Hitchhike~ And take a long, long ride on my motorbike until I'm ready~"

He bended the microphone stand like he was bending a lady and looked at the heavily blushing boy again."Crazy little thing called love~"

He pointed at the boy before giving a rare smile, "There goes my baby~"

Akashi spins the stand until he was holding it away from him and he was standing again, head to the left and brushes his bangs away suavely before smirking saucily making all of them swoon. He decided to go back to Kouki and end his slight debonair teasing.

He walked towards the blushing boy, his steps absolute and firm, and his expression sexy in all sense of the meaning. Furihata places his hands on his face to hide how much he is loving his performance.

"He knows how to rock n' roll. He drives me crazy~ He gives me hot n' cold fever then he lost me in a cool, cool sweat." He pries the hands away and looks him straight in the eye. "I gotta be cool!"

Furihata stared right back. "Relax~"

Akashi intertwined their hands before spinning him around until his back was on his chest and his hands locked him in an embrace. "Get hip. Get on my track's and take the backseat. Hitchhike~ And take a long, long ride on my motorbike until I'm ready~"

He puts his mouth near Kouki's ear and smoothly whisper, "Crazy little called love~ Crazy little thing called love! Crazy little called love. Crazy little thing called love~ (called love) Crazy little thing called love~ . Crazy little thing called love~ (called love)Crazy little thing called love~ (called love)Crazy little thing called love~ (called love)"

Akashi smirked before laying a kiss on the side of Furihata'sneck, just a tad lower from his ear, "Crazy little called love~~~"

"I AM NOT GAY!" He shouted before blushing.

Akashi raised his brow, "Really?"

"Ah… ummm..eck.." Okay, great Furihata! Nice comeback, NOW YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GAY.

"I thought so." Akashi smirked before releasing the blushing boy and climbing back down the stairs. "Come on, Shintarou, stop making out with Kazunari."

"Kasamatsucchi!" Kise waved, Kasamatsu looked down at him like he was his servant. "What?"

"I'm going to sing for you too! Someday! At our wedding day maybe! I'm going to sing you a song! Promise!"

Kasamatsu blushes heavily before putting his face on his hands then realizing how unmanly it is and glared at his boyfriend while still sporting a massive blush and kicking the man who happily received the blow because 'This is Kasamatsucchi's way of showing his love for me! Tehee!'.

Masochist much?

"Ryou." Aomine looked at him seriously, "I'm going to sing for you too."

Sakurai averted his eyes, "Please don't."

"And I'm going to sing to you until all the roses I gave you all died." Aomine continued as if Sakurai didn't just say anything.

They're all fake! How can they die? Sakurai fretted before looking down to his feet, "They died already… Please don't. I'm sorry…"

"And I'm going to sing to you until all you can hear is my voice…" The dark man grinned brightly.

Sakurai continue to look down. He loves the guy, he really loves the guy. But since he got into the hobby of singing to him at the oddest hours of the day with his off-key tone, he really just wanted to just tell him to shut up like any of their teammates had wanted.

"Please don't. I'm sorry." He muttered before finally looking at Aomine who gave him his brightest smile, it made his heart skip a beat. He smiled softly back.

"Aomine-kun?"

"Yeah?"

"Just telling me how much you love me is enough for me to just forget the world and only listen to you." He looks back at the man with an earnest loving stare.

"But I'm still going to sing though." Aomine waved goodbye and Sakurai groaned. Damn, it did not work.

"Bye-bye, Muro-chin! I want to sing for you too but I want to eat you more than I want to sing for you!" Murasakibara childishly exclaimed, all underlying meaning showing on his eyes. Himuro blushed, "Atsushi!"

"Ah, Kuroko?" Kagami stared up on the blue eyes of his partner. Kuroko looks at him, "Yes?"

"I'm not really good on singing like Akashi and I don't have the confidence to prance my awful voice like Ahomine. But, I swear if you want me to sing you love song, I will try. For you."

Kuroko felt his heart go up his throat, his inside felt gooey on the sheer sweetness of his lover. "Kagami-kun, I don't need you to sing me love song for me to know that you love me. I only needed for you to stay by my side and…"

"And?" Kagami prodded.

"And ignore Himuro-kun." Kuroko said, flat voice showing his seriousness.

"Kuroko." Kagami gave him a scolding stare.

"I'm kidding." Again, no he's not. "I meant that you only needed to stay by my side and call my name in that special way you do when it comes to me."

Kagami stared at Kuroko and Kuroko stared back. He can't believe Kuroko said it all in his flattest tone, can't he be more loving than that?

Oh, but all his worries melted away when Kuroko gave him his own rare smile. "Goodnight, Kagami-kun."

"Goodnight, Kuroko." Then he walks away too while the blue haired boy walk inside their room leaving only Furihata alone.

He touches the skin where Akashi had left a kiss and felt the soft linger of the lips still tingles not only on that part but way up to his head and heart.

"What's wrong with me?" He whispered, "Am I falling for him? This early in the morning?"

But no one answered his questions, only the soft glow of the fading stars up the sky and the silence of the surrounding greeted his queries. He slid down and places his face on his arms that he wrapped around his knees.

"Am I really?"

TBC…

AH, FINISH! Anyway, I'm really sorry that this lack of humour… hehe, I just wanted a slightly sexy chapter with a singing Akashi and a sense of fluff! Lots of it. XD. Or lack of it, it seems.

And I was also very giddy when I read all your reviews! I was like OMG! They cared that I graduated! XD. And also, all the appreciations of the story! Thank you! I try to be funny, really. It seems it is working! ;) like how I made up AIDS. It just came to me while I was writing this. Weird things came to me while I was writing this story… weird, weird things…

And oh, you! Yes, you (Yuki Rivaille) who had asked for my permission to publish my story in Spanish, I hereby grant you my wonderful permission! ;) hahaha, no one had ever asked me to have my story publish in a different language that you just made my day, ! :D

And to all who reviewed () thank you! Here! Have some chocolate cookies and vanilla milkshake! :D

And please ignore all the probably wrong instruments used when Akashi was singing. I just really like the idea of them playing what they were playing. Especially Midorima! Saxophone and Midorima is equals to hot as hell. XD. I recommend you to listen Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Michael Bublé when Akashi starts singing! It's cooler like that. Ehehehe. I also made it 'he drives me crazy' because this is yaoi and just because I can. XD I'm really crazy.

Oh, before I forgot, I am officially going to award anyone who became my 50th reviewer and if the fic can make it, the 80thand the 100th reviewer and so on if it continues to gain popularity with a one shot of any pairing they want here in KnB. I was just really inspired by you that I needed to grant you all some gifts too, right? I love you guys!

Don't worry, Kouki is not going to still crack. ;)

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