Ichigo-baachan (Grandma Strawberry)
Summary: NarutoXHarryPotter crossover. Orochimaru joining forces with Voldemort? Naruto at Hogwarts? Harry Potter-sama? Wtf happened?
Title: Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?
Chapter 4
Ichigo: Kyah! I'm so sorry that I haven't updated for such a long time . " -begs for forgiveness- Thank you for all of your reviews too! And Fuyu
Yuki-chan, we shall rule the world together with our Sasuke-kun plushie dolls! -hands a sasuke plushie to Fuyu Yuki-chan while laughing evilly- gaara sasuke neji lover, (whoa that's a lot of lovers! heh.) I won't pair up Gaara with anybody! I can't think of anybody good enough for him -wink wink- well...I guess Sakura-chan is good enough? But I'm not going to pair him up with anybody. But imagine GaaraXHermione! -gags- Er...no offense to people who like that couple x.x" -sweatdrops- Also, I Have An Alter Ego and Achillea thank you, thank you, thank you! I forgot to say what house Kiba-kun (I love Kiba too!-hugs Kiba plushie-) is in! -laughs nervously- " Anyway, Kiba's in Gryffindor, where he and Naruto can cause tons of trouble! -laughs-. Kimimaro-sama, to answer your question, I'm thinking of putting in Akatsuki later on. Like, REALLY later on. I'm not sure yet. But I don't think that Kimimaro will come out because it's after he died since Gaara already became the Kazekage. Also, the pairings are: SasukeXSakura, TentenXNeji, NarutoXHinata, ShikamaruXIno (but it might be a little hard for me because I'm not the romance-kind of person. . " But I'll try for you guys! XD). Aw, poor Temari and Kankurou...all alone! But Gaara is the type of person who doesn't worry about those kind of stuff. Don't worry Gaara-chan! A lot of girls love you because you're so cute and cool!
Gaara: ...I'm...cute...?
Ichigo: Hehe. Of course you are! Also,later on in the story, I can't wait to show off everybody's skills! Especially Sakura's strength! Wh-hoo! -cheers- XD.
Naruto: Please don't make her set an example of her strength on me! -starts to whine about how much it hurts to get hit by her punch-
Sakura: It's your fault for acting so stupid sometimes Naruto.
Sasuke: I agree with Sakura. You truly are a dobe, Naruto.
Naruto: At least I'm not a teme like you!
Gaara:-silent-
Naruto: Gaara! You should be complimenting Sakura-chan right now! After all, she did save you from the Akatsuki! (Sorry if I spoiled it for some people. . ")
Gaara: Fine. Sakura's makes a good kunoichi.
Naruto: That's what you call a compliment?
Gaara:...
Naruto: Hmm...but still, it is a compliment...and it's probably Gaara's first or something. He Sakura-chan! You're the first person to get complimented by Gaara!
Sakura:...oh wow I feel so special...I guess. -sweatdrops-
Ichigo: ...Interesting conversation you guys are having...well, I'm going to make Sakura punch Naruto...but I'm also planning for Crabbe and Goyle and some other Syltherins getting beaten up by her...I don't know! Don't you look forward to it Sakura?
Sakura: Hehe. -smirks evilly- of course.
-Naruto shudders while even Sasuke gets a chill down his back...but Gaara shows no sign of being affected at all-
Ichigo: Hurry, hurry! Chapter 4 is coming! Duck or you'll get killed! Watch your head Naruto-!
Naruto: Huh? -Chapter 4 comes down in an alarmingly fast speed and knocks out Naruto-
Ichigo: No! Naruto needs to get ready for Chapter 4! Wake up Naruto! -shakes Naruto's body back and forth, until Naruto looks like a blur-
Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?
By: Ichigo-baachan
Chapter 4
"Blah", -Talking
'Blah', -Thinking
"Blah", -Inner Sakura
A.N.- All hail Masashi Kishimoto, the great creator of Naruto! -bows down-
...?(Chapter 4 start!)...?
As the food disappeared off the plates, Dumbledore again stood up to speak. As he smiled at everyone in the Great Hall, his eyes lingering on Harry and the shinobi
a little longer, he said, "Now that we have all been refreshed, I will ask for your attention as I give out a few notices. Mr. Filch, Hogwarts caretaker, asked me to tell
you about the list of objects forbidden inside Hogwarts has been extended."
As Dumbledore listed a few items, that included Screaming Yo-yos, Franged Frisbess, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs, many pupils groaned, especially the Weasley twins, Ron, and Harry. Those items were certainly popular among the students of Hogwarts. Hermione just said, "It's the proper thing to do."
Dumbledore continued. "I will again remind you that the forest on our grounds is out-of-bounds to all students. As for Hogsmeade, the village is also out-of-bounds to everyone below third year."
George Weasley and Fred Weasley, the famous Weasley twins, sighed and George said, " Same old, same old.", as Fred nodded sadly. They stopped automatically after Hermione sent a death glare at them.
Naruto leaned toward Kiba and whispered, "He didn't mention any of the stuff that we have!" ((A.N.-Thankfully, Naruto has woken up!))
Kiba snickered and said quite loudly, "Yeah, that's true!"
At this, some students, including Draco Malfoy, turned to look at them. Kiba yelled out, "What are you looking at, baldy-boy? Trying to show off the your hairstyle that you copied from an old man?"
Draco Malfoy turned red and looked away. Ron high-fived Kiba and said,"You are learning the Hogwarts way, my friend, you are learning the way."
Even Hermione had a smile on her face. Fred and George laughed loudly and slapped their thighs.
"Ahem. Mr. Inuzuka, we will ignore your comment and I will continue." Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling, with a little smile lingering on his lips.
"It is my duty to inform everyone that the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup will not take place this year."
Several people, including Harry, gasped in astonishment, and argued and complained quietly.
Dumbledore continued when the Great Hall was quiet once more. "This is because of a certain event that will take place in October, until the end of the school year. But I am sure that you will all enjoy this event, and I have great joy in annoouncing that this year at Hogwarts-"
Dumbledore was cut off as the doors of the Great Hall banged open.
Standing in the doorway stood a man with a long staff, wearing a black traveling cloak. He lowered his hood as he began to walk toward the teacher's table where Dumbledore stood.
Long, grizzled, dark gary, hair was shooken out and the stranger's face was shown. His face looked like it had been carved out of wood by someone who had no idea how a face of a human looked like and was not skilled at all at carving.
Scars covered his skin, his mouth looked like a diagonal gash, and a very big piece of the nose was missing. One of his eyes were small, dark, and beady looking, while the other was a quite large and round as a coin. This eye was a vivid, electric blue, so unlike the other.
"Doesn't he remind you of someone back in Konoha?" Naruto whispered to Sakura.
Sakura nodded and muttered, "He looks like our first Chuunin examiner, Ibiki!"
The other shinobi heard, and agreed with Naruto, while still staring at the figure before them. Hinata shuddered and finally managed to look away.
"Huh. His face is so...disturbing! Look away, Sakura, look away!" Inner Sakura said.
But instead of looking away, Sakura continued to stare at the strange man.
"Wow! Even a makeover won't help!" Ino muttered.
"Ino, don't be so mean!" Sakura said, whacking Ino on her head softly, although secretly agreeing with her completely.
The odd-looking man had reached Dumbledore and they were seen chatting quietly with each other for a while, and then he seated himself on the Defense Against the Dark Art's teacher's chair, which was currently empty, until now.
Dumbledore coughed softly and then broke the silence by saying, "I will like to introduce Hogwarts' new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Please welcome Professor Moody!" As Dumbledore clapped, murmurs filled the hall.
"Isn't Moody, Mad-Eye-Moody? The guy who your dad went to help this morning?" Harry whispered to Ron, who looked just as shocked as everyone else.
"As I was saying before, Hogwarts have been honored with hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year!" Dumbledore said cheerfully.
All the students in Hogwarts were shocked, and George said, "No wonder mum was so secretive!"
The shinobi just nodded, for this piece of news have been informed to them already.
...?(After the feast)...?
The shinobi of the Hidden Leaf and the Hidden Sand were seated around a small, oak table in Dumbledore's office.
Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Ino, and Hinata were gathered in a little group discussing what they thought of the male population in Hogwarts. Naruto and Kiba were whispering to each other about who had better ideas for pranking than the other. Kankurou was trying to ignore Rock Lee's "youth-talk" , but sadly, he was not doing a good job at it. Shikamaru was dozing off, Chouji sitting next to him while munching on crispy, barbeque chips, that were so famous back in Konoha. Neji, Sasuke, Gaara, and Shino were their usual selves, quiet and blocking out what was happening around them.
With a swish of his cloak, Dumbledore stepped through the entrance of the doorway to his office. When he stepped through, the room quieted down automatically, except for Rock Lee, who rushed forward to greet Dumbledore.
"Yosh! We have been waiting for you, our youthful, Headmaster 'Doom-ball-door'!" Rock Lee cried out, his teeth shinier than ever.
Dumbledore looked up when he heard the voice of Rock Lee and nearly choked on his own spit, causing him to have a fit of coughing. ((AN.- not very like Dumbledore to do that, but wouldn't you do the same thing if you came face-to-face with Rock Lee unexpectedly? XD))
"A-ah! D-daijobu D-dumbledore-sama? ((AN.- Whoa, Dumbledore-sama sounds strange! Also, I hope that what I typed makes sense and i spelled it right!))" Hinata asked, a worried look on her face.
"Hinata! You forgot, we aren't in Japan anymore! Dumbledore-sama won't understand what you're saying!" Tenten hissed (No, not in the mean way) at Hinata in Japanese.
"Ne ne, old man! You okay?" Naruto asked before Hinata could reply.
"Naruto no baka! Don't call him that! After all, he is a very important man!" Sakura scolded Naruto, in Japanese.
"Ahem. I am okay now, I was just a little surpriesed, that's all.", Dumbledore said after he had finished coughing.
"I just didn't expect anybody to be here. I must've forgotten about our little meeting here."
Neji said quietly, "We're here for our wands sir. Apparently, when we were shopping for our school supplies, we have forgotten to get our wands."
A look of surprise painted itself onto Albus Dumbledore's face, but then he chuckled.
As Dumbledore chuckled, Sakura blushed from embarrassment, while Inner Sakura moaned,"Damn, I feel stupid."
'Well, it's not our fault because Shizune-san didn't mention anything about wands.'
"Yeah! It's all Shizune-san's fault!", Inner Sakura cried out, pumping her fist into the air while Sakura sweatdropped.
...?...?(Somewhere mysterious)...?...?
Somewhere mysterious, Shizune sneezed and a figure handed her a tissue.
...?...?(Back in Dumbledore's office)...?...?
A sharp rap on the door of the office startled everyone, but Dumbledore just smiled to himself for he knew who it would be.
Getting up onto his feet, he walked over to the door and opened it, while greeting the whoever had knocked on the door. To Sakura and everybody else, he said,"It seems we have some visitors.", and moved to the side, so they could see who they were.
"What the heck!" Naruto yelled, jumping onto his feet, pointing at the figure.
"Well hello to you too, Naruto.", the figure said cheerfully, while stepping out into the light.
...?...?(END!)...?...?
((AN.-Haha. I kid, I kid!))
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura cried out, also jumping onto her feet.
"Yo, Sakura."
With his eye that was not hidden from his head-protector twinkling, he turned to face Sasuke, who was still sitting calmly in a comfy chair.
"I see our little Uchiha here has no desire to greet his dear sensei, huh?"
"Hn...", Sasuke just mumbled back.
A cry of surprise came from Hinata. "K-kurenai-sensei!"
"Oh great. Just when I thought I escaped her strictness! She just has to appear all of a sudden!" Kiba muttered sadly to himself.
Akamaru barked a greeting to Kurenai, and even Shino muttered a "hello" to her.
"Hinata, Kiba, Akamaru, Shino.", Kurenai greeted each one of them by nodding to them, including Akamaru, who was lying on top of Kiba's head. ((AN.-Aww...I love it when he does that because they look so cute like that!--when Kiba has his jacket off--))
Behind Kurenai were five other people; Anko, Ibiki, Asuma, Shizune, and Gai, which caused the office to fill with cries of surprise or shock.
"Shizune-san!" Sakura said, rushing forward to hug the young woman.
"Asuma-sensei! You're still smoking! Before we left, you made a promise with me not to smoke while we were gone!" Ino said to her teacher.
"Gomen, gomen, Ino. I forgot.", Asuma replied calmly, with the cigarette still in his mouth.
"How troublesome.", Shikamaru mumbled, dropping his head back onto the table, while closing his eyes.
"But he did make that promise, Shikamaru.", Chouji said between mouthfuls of chips.
"I never said he didn't Chouji.", Shikamaru muttered.
They were interrupted with a cry from a happy Rock Lee.
"Gai-sensei!"
"Rock Lee!" Gai replied.
"Gai-sensei!"
"Rock Lee!"
Rock Lee and Gai rushed forward in slow-motion, their arms spread out, with a sunset scene behind them. Tears of joy ran down their cheeks. When they had finally stopped hugging each other, Gai turned and faced Neji and Tenten, whose faces had turned pale.
Neji had a strange look on his face. He thought, 'This is a dream, just a dream. Gai-sensei cannot possibly be here.'
Tenten said sadly, "And I thought we have finally escaped his clutches."
"What was that, Tenten?" Gai said cheerfully, an arm around Rock Lee, who still had tears of happiness running down his cheeks. Gai smiled brightly, causing Tenten to be temporarily blinded.
"Er...it's nothing.", she mumbled, a sweatdrop slowly forming on the back of her head.
"Hey what about us?" Anko complained, clearly upset that nobody had even attempted to greet her, and Ibiki.
Naruto, remembering Anko from the last Chuunin Exams, cried out while pointing,"It's the crazy examiner!"
"It's not nice to point, boy.", Anko replied while grinning.
"Hey Ibiki, it seems like nobody remembers you, eh?" Anko said while nudging Ibiki.
"At least I'm not remembered as 'the crazy examiner'.", Ibiki muttered while staring strangely at the special jounin, but he spoke too soon.
"Hey, it's our first examiner who had those weird holes in his head!" Kiba yelled out, quite rudely.
Anko snickered and mocked Ibiki, except she replaced a few words with her own. "At least I'm not known as 'the examiner who has holes in his head'."
Ibiki just grunted and thought," Mitarashi can be so immature sometimes."
At last, Albus Dumbledore realized that he had been forgotten, so he coughed loudly to get everyone's attention. But before Dumbledore could say one word, Kankurou, who recognized the teachers from Konoha from the last Chuunin exams, blurted out,"Why are they here?"
"They were sent here to see how much you have progressed and to keep an eye on things. They will stay in Hogwarts as the assistant of your future teachers throughout the year. If any of you are in any difficult situation that prevents you from continuing or completing your mission, they will help out in any way to help you out of it.", Dumbledore answered.
Dumbledore paused for a moment, and then was about to speak again. "About our wands-"
Again, he was interrupted by another knock on his door. The door slowly opened, and an old, Japanese man stepped through the doorway. Although he had many wrinkles, and signs that showed how old he was, his green eyes were bright and lively, but also at the same time, showed how wise the man was, which was extraordinary.
"I was not able to contact Mr. Ollivander, who is one of the best known wand-makers, so I called in Kishimoto-san, another very well known wand-maker that is Japanese, instead. Your teachers here have already gotten their wands, and has memorized simple spells and has studied the area of the subject they are going to assist in."
As Dumbledore ended, the old man beamed and nodded to each and every one of them and finally spoke. "Who will be going first?"
His voice was surprisingly strong for his age, and it held confidence, as Sakura stepped forward, her Inner self cheering her on. After a few wands has been discarded, a silvery, pale pink wand was chosen.
Kishimoto-san muttered,"Made with a cherry blossom petal from a thousand-year old Sakura tree, 11 inches long."
Sakura waved it in the air, and a sense of warmth crept from the tip of the wand toward her hand, while silver and pink sparks came out of the tip. Naruto gave a woot, and Sakura smiled.
'It's beautiful!' Sakura thought while gazing a the wand in her hands.
"Heh. All the rest of the girls in Hogwarts are going to be jealous of us!", Inner Sakura said, while waving around imaginary flags.
"So...what do you think?" Sakura asked, facing the others.
Just as Naruto was about to yell out something, Sasuke interrupted and said,"It fits you perfectly Sakura."
The others nodded in agreement, including Neji, Shino, Ino, and surprisingly, Gaara.
"Next person please?" Kishimoto-san said.
Sasuke stepped forward, beating Naruto. Naruto grumbled and you could make out the words,"Stupid teme."
After a few tries, Kishimoto handed over a blue/black wand to Sasuke and said,"Made from a bone from a century year old snake, 12 inches. It's powerful, but hard to control, but I think you'll manage it."
Sasuke gave it a wave, and blue and silver sparks came out. He smirked as he went over to stand next to Sakura, who smiled at him cheerfully.
Naruto bounced over quickly to the old man, and Kishimoto-san gave him a red/brown wand. "A claw from a thousand year old fox, 10 and a half inches long."
Red sparks came out of the end and Naruto happily ran to the big group, showing off his wand to the people that actually cared.
((AN.-I think it'll take too long to keep on describing what happend, so I'll just list them below.))
Neji: pure white wand, a bone from a sphinx, 12 inches.
Gaara: sandy colored wand, sand covered with dragon blood, 11 and a half inches.
Tenten: dark brown wand, a claw from a dragon, 9 and a half inches.
Rock Lee: dark green wand, fang of a dragon, 11 inches.
Kankurou: dark purple wand, talon of a century old crow.
Temari: dark blue wand, unicorn hair, 11 and a quarter inches.
Kiba: dark red wand (for AkamaruAkared), fang from a century old, dragon height, dog, 10 and a half inches.
Hinata: light purple wand, bone from a dragon, 9 and a half inches.
Ino: light blue wand, hair from a unicorn, 10 inches.
Shino: dark gray wand, feather from a phoenix, 11 inches.
Shikamaru: dark brown wand; bone from a sphinx, 12 inches.
Chouji: amber colored wand, talon from a phoenix, 10 and a half inches.
After the wands have been giving out, and all the shinobi had gone to their Houses' dorms, Anko, Shizune, Kishimoto-san, Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, Kurenai, and Ibiki were still in Dumbledore's office. It was silent until Dumbledore spoke.
"The items that you put into the wands are very unusual, Mr. Kishimoto."
Kishimoto shifted, then smiled. After a pause, he said,"Well, I do like my wands special."
"But that girl...Sakura wasn't it? You said that you have put in a petal from a thousand-year old cherry blossom tree. I never knew that a cherry blossom tree was magical."
"Ah...yes. To others, it seems like that. My ancenstors have told me that although a Sakura petal looks fragile on the outside, it does not mean that it cannot be powerful." ((AN.- I just made that up. I want Sakura to look good XP.))
Albus Dumbledore smiled slightly, then turned to look at the others. "I believe I have not yet told you who you will be assisting during your stay yet."
He continued,"Mitarashi Anko, you will be in Potions, with Professor Snape."
'Heh. I'm going to make him suffer the whole year.', Anko thought, chuckling evilly to herself.
"Maito Gai, you will in Transfiguration, with Professor McGonagall."
'Ahahaha! I'll outshine my eternal rival at this 'assisting'! My youth will guide me!' Gai thought, glancing at Kakashi, who was reading his book silently.
'I see he is nervous with our competition! Kakashi is full of youth, but I am more youthful than him! Ahahaha!'
"Yuuhi Kurenai, you will be in Herbology with Professor Sprout."
"Hatake Kakashi, you will be the assistant of Professor Binns, in History of Magic."
Kakashi glanced up when he heard his name called, nodded, then continued reading his book.
"Ibiki ((AN.-I forgot Ibiki's last name XO)), you will be in Defense Against the Dark Arts with Professor Moody."
"Sarutobi Asuma, in Care of Magical Creatures with Professor Hagrid."
"And finally, Shizune ((AN.-Also don't know her last name.)) with Professor Flitwick, in Charms. You will also help out Madame Pomfrey in the hospital wing, for I have heard that you are excellent at treating wounds."
Shizune nodded, and after they all talked a little while, they left Dumbledore's office. As the door closed, Dumbledore sighed and sank into his chair as he thought,'This will be a very interesting year.'
...?(CHAPTER 4 END!)...?
Ichigo: Phew, it's a good thing that we were able to wake up Naruto in time! -lets out a sigh of relief- It's all thanks to Sakura's wonderful, waking-up-idiots-in-time-by-punching-them-with-her-super-strength skill!
Sakura: Ahahaha! You also helped Ichigo! After all, your the one who suggested that WONDERFUL idea in the middle of all the chaos! And your the one who wiped off the blood!
Ichigo: Aw, it was no problem Sakura-chan! -grins-
Sasuke: I have to admit Ichigo, it was a pretty good idea. It was amusing to see Naruto's reaction.
Naruto:...You guys don't care about me at all, don't you?
All: -mutter mutter-
Ichigo: Of course we love you Naruto! Ahahaha...-laughs nervously-
Naruto: -does not seem to notice Ichigo laughing nervously and the murmurs in the background- And I love you all back! Especially Sakura-chan!
Sakura: -does not notice Sasuke sending death glares at Naruto- That's...wonderful...
Naruto: I know isn't it?
Sasuke: Hell no.
Naruto: I didn't ask you teme.
Sasuke: Dobe.
Ichigo: -big smile and punches Naruto to make him shut up and he becomes unconscious yet again.- Oops. Hey Sakura, I think we need your special skill right now.
Sasuke: Leave him be.
Ichigo: Aww, Sasuke is protecting Naruto! -teases-
Sasuke:...No...I was just about to say that we should leave him unconscious and ditch him, so when he wakes up, nobody would be there and he'll be all confused.
Ichigo: Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! What a great idea!
Everybody: -leaves and 30 minutes later...-
Naruto: -wakes up and look around- Hey...where is everyone? Uh...guys? Hello? -cricket cricket-
Ichigo:-rushes back in the room- I forgot! Review my lovely readers!
Naruto: Ah! Ichi-
Ichigo:-runs out of the room laughing like a maniac-
Naruto: ICHIGO COME BACK HERE!
Ichigo: REVIEW MY READERS REVIEW! AHAHAHHA!...
