So I thought I had hit a wall, like "What the hell do I do with these characters now that they're kinda like... going" I got really scared by how much love this received so quickly. But the same things pulled me through. So thanks everyone for your kind (and somewhat demanding) words.


The club was packed. All the girls that had managed to get sick yesterday were back. Apparently they went to eat at a Chinese restaurant (who's name will not be disclosed but on an unrelated note don't go to Wok 'n' Tok) and got food poisoning. Edd was just happy they were feeling well enough to go on stage so soon.

He didn't have much to do as Tatiana tonight. Mostly Edd wanted to tend to the others then mingle, though he would be needed on stage in a few hours. Edd took the liberty of setting up everyones stations properly, as they trusted only him to do. He made sure everyone had two bottled waters, dehydration was likely after food poisoning after all, and helped everyone get into the more complex pieces of their wardrobes. Only when he had nothing better to do did he get himself dressed. With Edd's efficiency he wouldn't be needed back stage for another hour and a half.

He donned a somewhat comfortable dress that would slip off quickly, so when he was needed he could get it off and into costume. It was short and tight but it had a zipper down the back that allowed for it's easy removal. It had a high collar and his wig was in a long ponytail atop his head, It fell well past his shoulder blades and was completely flat. Tatiana looked every bit the biker chick, with knee high boots, matching black leather gloves, and chains around her neck, wrists, and waist. A quick once over making sure his leather garter holding up his stockings could be seen, he made a walk around the bar.


By the end of the night he had gotten six numbers. Only two of which were bikers. One was absolutely not his type at all and although the other wasn't what he'd normally go for, the electric blue Honda Goldwing in the parking lot said otherwise. It was loud and purred sensually straight to Edd's tight skirt. He was ready to burst at the seams from just the thought of getting reamed on that wonderful machine.

Ted, he said his name was. Not that it mattered much. It was rare for Edd to have true one-night stand but that was the case tonight. He had a couple of people he occasionally hooked up with, they were some friends that he could hang out with when Ed and Eddy were busy or screw if he was feeling a particular fancy. However none had motorcycles. A shame really.

Ted had wanted him to keep on the Tatiana act until they got home. And as much as it was uncomfortable being in big heels and a tiny dress on a motorcycle, being Tatiana on a bike getting fucked was too hot a thought to pass up. Ted had a thing for removing the dress himself, or so he said. Seeing an attractive woman shred her appearance and become a man was his biggest kink.

Whatever, if Edd was going to get what he wanted tonight why not give a little back.

He rode behind the biker as close as possible, clinging to his broad leather-clad back. He made sure the man knew exactly what was on his mind. He directed Ted to his house, no one would be home anyway.

It took about a half an hour longer then usual to get back but that was fine because every time they were at a stop and he revved that engine, Edd would melt and just couldn't help but grind himself against the bike. God did he miss the purr and warmth of the engine as they took off screeching into the night.

They pulled in next to the car after the sexually charged trip and pulled their helmets off. Edd would have to go inside to open the garage, as the clicker had been dismantled in an accident. Before they even made it off the driveway though Ted had pulled the drag queen in front of him in the seat and was thoroughly kissing him. Edd was glad he had chosen lip-stain rather then gloss. That'd be a mess he wasn't willing to deal with in this moment.

The grinded together lewdly as Ted revved the engine twice, knowing exactly what to do to shake him up.

Edd pulled on Ted's leather jacket lapels so they were upright again then flirtatiously slid off the tank. Before he rounded the corner he gave the man full view of him sliding the zipper on the back of the dress down juuust enough.

The man lunged and soon they were plowing their way to the door. Mouthes tangled, bumping into lawn ornaments and bushes as Ted pushed the pretty drag queen up against any flat surface he could.

As Edd fought with his keys at the door as he was pressed against it he heard a familiar voice.

Edd liked Kevin just fine, He was a bit of a jerk but he wasn't a bad person. But to Tatiana… Kevin was the scourge of the earth.

Kevin had heard the motorcycle before he had seen it. He thought Edd's friend had come to visit but it wasn't the Harley he had spoken of. He wanted to check out the bike so he got closer until heard rustling and thumping, then a low keening noise that sounded like it was from a porno. "Edd? What's with all the noise out here?"

Rather then Edd though there was a large brunette man with a leather jacket and a buzz cut holding onto the chick from last night, but rather then the prim and proper version he remembered she was all rock and roll and tight hot leather.

And man was she debauched. Her long dark hair was mussed in it's high ponytail and the tight dress she wore was ridden impossibly high leaving her leather garter showing, the top of the dress was unzipped and showing her neck, which now had dark spots forming all along her collarbones. The leather gloves held tight on the large mans shoulders and one of the tall heels on those long legs was wrapped around the strangers hip as they rocked them together.

What he wouldn't do to be that dude right about now.

They locked eyes and Tatiana glared like Kevin was the lowest. She rolled her eyes when the redhead made no motion to move, instead shoving his hands in his pockets and smirking.

Tatiana make a motion with her hands clearly signaling 'Go away.' He didn't.

"Shoo fly, don't bother me." She growled as the man made a nip at her jawline and looked over his shoulder.

"Don't stop on my account." Kevin said showing his hands in mock surrender. "I don't mind waiting."

Ted deemed the kid no threat and turned back to continue his ministrations as though never interrupted. Still feverish in his movements, though Edd could fell him beginning to simmer down, and that would not due.

The largest of them murmured from his vantage point on the long, pale neck below him, "Wanna give the kid a show?"

Tatiana grumbled in anger and indignation and moved the man away from her to pick out the correct key from the bundle of many many keys on the brightly colored keychain.

Just before the door clicked to signify it was open Kevin made another call out. "Does Edd and his parents know what you're using their house for?"

Tatiana grabbed Ted, pushed him inside before standing in the doorway, glowering down on the jock.

It was almost scary.

The woman was beautiful and tousled and incredibly sexy. But she was tall. Taller then him without the heels, and the boots adding another 4 or 5 inches made her a menacing figure. Head held high, shoulders tense but not hunched, arms outstretched in the doorway, light streaming in from behind leaving most of her face in shadows… and then she hissed. It was sultry and dulcet and left Kevin weak in the knees from the mixture of intense fear and longing it elicited in him.

"Don't pretend like you know my business. If I hear you spoke of this to anyone, trust me when I say you will regret it."

He stood frozen. He had never felt this way about a woman before.

He wanted her.

She then gathered herself, obviously done with him. She took one last look and with her steely eyed gaze she then snapped, "Go!" and he ran. He ran into his house and up to his room and he had his hand down his pants before he hit the bed.

From the back of his mind he heard a garage door opening. He glanced out of his open window to see the object of his newfound affections and the man he envied more than anyone else in the word retrieve the bike. He zoned in on how Tatiana was on the front of the bike, how when the engine roared she would throw her head back and make a noise of sheer joy. He watched until the steel guarders closed once again leaving him with only his imagination at what they could be doing in that concrete garage and what other sounds she might make.


Tatiana on the other hand was increasingly proud of herself. Kevin took off like a scared rabbit. He never would have been able to do that as just Edd. Though when he had gotten inside Ted had sat on the couch and was looking forlorn.

"What was that?" Ted asked, looking at the floor.

"Just a neighborhood pest. He seems to have taken a liking to-" He made a motion to himself, "This."

"Tatiana?" The biker supplied.

"Yeah. Her. Whatever though, I wouldn't give a kid like that the time of day." She said, brushing the incident off.

"Does he know you're…" He paused trying to use the right words, "In drag?"

"Good heavens no. I don't know him well enough to share such private information." Edd sneered.

"So are you in the closet, cause I don't mess with-"

"Whoa there, speedy. Slow your roll. I'm out to the people that matter and what the hell does it matter to you. See this here," The drag queen made a motion between them, back and forth. "This is a fling. We agreed on that way before hand. As in we ride and then you ride. Then maybe we see each other again at the bar, maybe not depending on your performance. That was the deal, right?"

"Yeah, I get it. Just some kid. Whatever." The biker seemed a little misplaced still but it was over.

"Right." Edd was glad to have that soothed over.

"Now," He purred a toothy grin sliding onto that pretty made-up face. "Shall we continue where we left off?"


The bike itself was great. Ted however... was sub-par. It was good sex, sure, but if he wanted just 'good sex' he could have called a number of people.

He wanted mind-blowing life-shattering. rattling, shaking, vibrating motorbike sex. Ted was of sizable length and fine girth… but he didn't know how to use it. The bike was probably the only thing that brought Edd off in the end. The brunette had no rhythm in either his hips nor his large hands, calloused as they were, he just didn't understand how to use any of it to his advantage. Instead letting the engine do all the work.

Edd got the man out in the wee hours of the morning having to convince him that a morning round and sleeping there were strictly forbidden. More then anything though he just wanted the sloppy man out of his house. He never took of his boots inside and tracked mud, he was clingy afterwards and the teen severely needed rest for the upcoming day. He didn't have much to do but the thought of sleeping in past noon sent shivers down Edd's spine. No way could he let that happen, so after the quickest shower he could muster, even if it was almost an hour, he set his alarm to 11:30 and laid for some much deserved and hard-earned rest.


So yeah. This exists now. Sorry not sorry.