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And yes, as you have already figured (most of you did) Sakura has lost her memory, seems like she doesn't mind at all... She probably remembers the Akatsuki though, she hasn't forgotten all of them. Now, I'll continue.



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Chapter 4: Back up

"Dei... Dara..." Hidan growled, as the artist backed off,

"E-Er... Where's Sakura-chan then?" he stuttered to asked, as he ran to her and tackled her onto the ground,

"G-Gah! D-Don't tackle her! Dammit!" he yelled, pointed at Deidara face, as all the sudden the blonde artist eyed him and cackled...

"Hehheh... Whut...? Jealous?" he asked whilst rubbing his face against hers, pissing off Hidan...

"F-Fuck get off her!!" he yelled as he tackled him but failed miserably, landing on a pile of broken and wasted bricks... He looked up and opened his eyes to meet the gaze of a certain puppeteer... He stood up all the sudden,

"I thought Kakuzu told you not to get involved with the Konoha before he went." said Sasori who was inside his Hiruko.

"They got involved with us! And little miss Konoha here has posters of her around everywhere!!" Hidan yelled, pointing at Sakura who Deidara started to tease a bit, Sasori sighed.

"... Wait, you guys the only back-up?"

"... Yeah." he replied,

"Ne...!" Deidara appeared in front of Hidan,

"You brought my pocky and shampoo?"

"No!" he yelled and pushed his face out of his sight,the pink haired lady stood up,

"... Yeah. Only a pack. We can share, though." came a soft voice from behind him,

"I want my pocky!" he grinned happily and tried to tackle her once again but was held on by Hidan, meeting his aggressive gaze was one of the last thing that he'd want to happen...

"Don't lay a hand on her." Deidara made a doomed look.

"Look, shouldn't we get moving by now?" Hidan complained,

"Not in that condition you're in." said Sakura,

"-And what do you willing to do about it?" he called out,

"... Wait until tomorrow." she replied with a grin on her face.

"She's right... Deidara and I will guard during the night." calmly said Sasori,

"We shall use this as a base this night. Hmph!" said Deidara as he done a few hand seals to
create ample space under the ruined flat, he grinned widely at his work of art.

"... Looks more like an underground inn to me." thought Sakura, going inside, and so did Hidan,

"Hey Sasori no danna, they're bound to get along, don't they?" smirked Deidara, turning to his master,

"... The last thing we'd want to do is to mention what really happened." he replied, moving his tail in a pattern,

"... Hmph... Didn't you say she'll fit nicely if she joins the organization?" he shoved another question at him,

"... You can never be too sure. We don't want her to get too keen on one thing and all the sudden do it."

"-But wasn't that what happened to you in the past?" he boldly interrupted, as a poisonous tail was about aiming to jab him in the arm, Deidara moved rapidly out of the way, and made a clay bird,

"I'm gonna check up upon a few things..." he finished as he swiftly leaped onto the hollow bird and flew off.

In the newly made 'underground' Sakura and Hidan had some issues they might need to deal with...

"I can't believe this. Out of all the villages...Why did you have to choose Konoha?!" she yelled right in his face,

"Because it was the closest! Seriously, my legs were killing me when I was having a go at that man." he sighed,

"... Whut?"

"You can die, Hidan." she said,

"-And as if I cannot be happier when that happens. I didn't really think that this will sink into you're head, girl, but I am immortal and you wanna know what that means? It means that I cannot die! If you rip off my limbs, I'll grow replacements while progressing in battles, when you cut off my head, I'll still be yapping to your annoyance and if you stab me, I'll only just feel pain and laugh it all off." he explained a few things to her, carrying on about the Jashin religion... Giving him abilities... Blah blah...

"... You're insane!" she yelled all the sudden,

"Why thank you." he simply delivered a smirk right right back her.

"R-Right back at me?!" she raised her voice,

"Urh-huh." he smirked, as he laid on the ground and using his arms as a pillow,

"I'm going to sleep, so for the time being, shut up." he stated as he closed his eyes,

"Just like that?! What if Sasori and... That dude get hacked? Whose back-up?!" she yelled right in his face,

"... Heh, if they died. It's nothing to do with me. Puppet boy and girly dude will survive..." he said,

"-Hopefully." he finished, hearing a 'hmph!' from the lady.


Author's notes:

I guess Sakura remembers a few things like medical jutsu, this is set in Naruto timelime so I'm not certain if she knew Deidara's name... ;;

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