Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do Rated R
Sessh and Inu want revenge on Inutaisho and hatch a twisted outrageous plot, that comes back and bites them right on their asses. Complete one shot Sessh/Kag
My puppy Sesshy 4
By Raven 2010 Oct 9 2010
Fathers naughty puppies
His two sons plot, Sugimi's loyal daughters
"Sessh we have to get even with that old goat once and for all" Inuyasha said
"Agreed, I have something in mind" Sesshoumaru replied"
"Uh oh, I know that deranged smile" what evil shit do you have in mind? It's sick isn't it"
"Little brother you know me so well it is scary at times, hehehe" Sesshoumaru answered with a sadistic smile, then told Inuyasha his idea
"Fuck Sesshoumaru you are one evil, sick, deranged, sadistic bastard" you know that?
"I know" he replied "But what can I say it's fun"
Sesshoumaru, and Inuyasha wanted revenge on Inutaisho for once the two usually battling brothers were working together to achieve a common goal, scheming the perfect thing to do, Sesshoumaru had a sick idea and told Inuyasha who almost peed himself laughing. Poor Sugimi was in for the surprise of his both smiled evilly. They had the perfect plan it was evil, it was, sick and they thought of how to put into action. First they would settle for a few warm up pranks Inuyasha
Jakotsu came by looking at Inutaisho "Hey handsome, gorgeous, and sexy as ever I see? Sugimi's eyes went wide with horror "Oh the things I could do to you"
"Eeeee for the love of Kami's no, no, no, no, no stay away. Your Naraku's husband" Sugimi protested "You keep your distance"
"Shit this is better then I thought it would be. Look at pop he's all but shitting bricks, hehehe" Inuyasha gloated
"Yes little brother I do believe this is one of my better ideas" Sesshoumaru said
"Better him then us"
"But Naraku just doesn't do it for me like you do" Jakotsu teased, straining to keep a straight face
"Go away I'm not that kind of boy" Sugimi said "I like female parts, and I do not play both sides"
"Oh honey you don't mean that" come on sexy? Jakotsu joked "I can do a lot for you. Besides you look like a strong all nighter, and they do say Inu's are the horniest species, and I need horny"
"Continue with this and you will die" Sugimi promised "I will turn you into a woman the hard way"
"If you do not mind" How about a little kiss? Jakotsu said, while stalking toward Sugimi making kissing sounds "I promise I won't use too much tongue"
"Fuck dad looks like he's gonna puke" Inuyasha said "So big bro do you think dad will puke, or pass out first?
"I'd vote for possibly vomit then kill Jakotsu" Sesshoumaru answered
"Eeeeew, disgusting. I like girls get it? W-O-M-E-N" Sugimi spelled the word to stress his point "You know the heavenly creature with the fur piece in the middle"
"Heavenly creature with the fur piece in the middle. Hey Sessh dad's pervy, hehehe" Inuyasha said while laughing
Sugimi threw him then took off, and Jakotsu bolted after him he chased Sugimi for a few minutes then went back to the village. He returned to see Sesshoumaru, and Inuyasha down on their knees laughing so hard tears were pouring from their eyes
"You two rotten, dirty low life dogs Ayame and Kagome" scolded
"Well he turned us into puppies it's only fair we get some payback" Inuyasha said "If he had done that shit to you wenches you'd want to cut his joint off. And you know it"
"Yeah well I hope papa kicks both your asses" Ayame said
"You two are truly evil, if he kills me I'll be back to haunt you for ever" Jakotsu said "And you'll never get laid with me there twenty four hours a day"
"Who gives a shit it was fun and funny" Inuyasha said "And I'd do it again"
"Hey Inuyasha do you think father will be scarred for life? Sesshoumaru asked
"Hey Jakotsu what about Naraku? Will he be mad? Kagome asked
"Oh honey he's my wife in name only I did it to make him suffer" Jakotsu replied "I would not do him if he gave me all the money in Japan"
"Why Jak you naughty boy" Inuyasha teased "You know I knew you were just fucking with him, and did it just to torture and make him suffer"
"Aw yash you know me so well" Jakotsu replied
Sesshoumaru you know when dad finds out he will try to kill us don't you? we better find a really good place far, far away to hide" Inuyasha said "I am not ready to die yet"
"Where will you go mate? I'll will miss you terribly" Kagome asked Sesshoumaru trustingly told her then the brothers and Jakotsu left
"Kagome are you thinking what I'm thinking? Ayame asked
"Yes we tell, and help papa"
"I'm in" Sango, and Miroku said
"Sugimi's like a father to me" Sango said
"Ladies I wanna watch Sugimi get revenge" Miroku said. Sugimi came back and the girls told him he smiled evilly he was going to teach his pups that payback is a bitch
Sugimi's revenge, and pups learn a lesson the hard way
Hidden in a cave behind a waterfall were the two cohorts in crime the formerly battling brothers. And dear dad was waiting for his two bad pups to come out after all they had to eat some time and that meant hunting, oh they were about to learn a lesson the hard way
Hidden outside the cave Sugimi watched first was the head conspirator Sesshoumaru hmm
"So my eldest pup is the designated hunter today" he thought
He waited when Sesshoumaru was gone Sugimi made his move and hid just above the waterfall that covered the opening of the cave, Sugimi knew the minute Inuyasha scented the meat he'd come out and then he'd kill two birds with one stone. Sesshoumaru came back looked around to make sure dear old dad wasn't around, and came toward the cave and was just outside the cave entrance when Inuyasha came out
At that exact moment Sugimi poured the potion into the water so that it would run down on them in the water. In the blink of an eye his two conniving pups were turned into two beautiful female specimens. Hidden inside his barrier poor Sugimi al most peed his hakama laughing, both were curvaceous with full round breasts, and had the beauty of and looked like goddesses. At first the pair stood there to shocked to move fear gripped them, Sugimi patiently waited he knew he didn't have long to wait before it started first they felt their chests, asses, then crotches and the fun began
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck" they both screamed
"My dick" why? How? who? Inuyasha bellowed "Who'd do this to him? He never did anything to anybody. He's innocent"
"Who'd do this to him? He never did anything to anybody, he's innocent. Oh my gods this is better then I had hoped for" Sugimi thought
"How can I pleasure Kagome now? Sesshoumaru yelled "She'll disown then kill me"
I'll never fuck again" the two screamed
"Girl parts, I've got girl parts, no, no, no this cant be happening" Inuyasha cried out
"What the fuck am I gonna do now" Sesshoumaru complained
"Eeeee" Inuyasha shrieked
"What is it little brother? Are you in pain? Sesshoumaru inquired
"No, I just remembered something"
"And that would be? Sesshoumaru asked
"We've been made girls" What about that time of the month? Cramps, pain, bloating. And you know how the girls get crankiness"
"Ohhh no" Sesshoumaru exclaimed "Little brother spare me the impending misery and kill me now"
"Oh no you don't I'm not suffering alone"
Moroku, Kagome, Ayeme, and Sango, along with Sugimi inside barriers watching the show laughing their asses off. Yes little did the brothers know their father's helpers were they're very own mates, and that they're friends were in on it, and Ayame and Kagome had their own fun plans for their dear sweet mates
"Dad you are deliciously wicked" Kagome praised
"Man I hope they do have a period that'll teach the dogs a lesson" Sango said
"Oh and let us not forget the joys of labor pains ladies" Ayame added
"Ouch, better them then me" Miroku stated
"Who the hell would do such a rotten thing? Because when I find out who I am gonna kill the son of a bitch? Inuyasha snapped
"Who indeed" Sesshoumaru Said
"Dad" they both said in the same breath
"Yup this has dad written all over it. I'll get that rotten fucker for this if it is the last thing I do" Inuyasha promised
"Agreed little brother"
"And he always does worse shit to us then we do to him" Inuyasha griped "This is going to far. We have to get some payback" Inuyasha said
"So you two little brats never learn never fuck with the prank master, and now you seek revenge oh what the hell I do not mind having some extra fun. Now what I do next will really send them over the deep end, hahaha. I love my sons mates their loyal like my own blood daughters" he thought Sugimi thought
Sugimi, Ayame, Sango, Miroku, and Kagome returned to the village and took their usual places feigning ignorance and looking innocent. Seeing no other way Sesshoumaru, and Inuyasha made their way back to the village and when they stepped in
Miroku who was in on it "Well. Well, well" may I offer you two lovely ladies my assistance" Miroku said putting on his best but fake lecherous smile "Will you bear my children ten or fifteen?
"Shut it monk before I shove that staff so far up your ass you'll be eating and breathing through the opposite end. I ain't no lady" Inuyasha wise cracked
"Yes monk try and I shall castrate you" Sesshoumaru informed him "Then sell you to some male searching for a mate. I know a boar demon who'd love to have you"
"Eek, Okay, okay, ladies no need to threaten death my intentions were honorable I assure you" Miroku said
Yeah right" was that before or after you tried to feel our asses? Then tried to get some pussy? And besides I ain't no cheap piece of ass" Inuyasha snapped "I have high grade very expensive pussy"
"Well put little brother" Sesshoumaru agreed "Yes and mine you could never afford"
"But ladies you wound me" Miroku said
"Yeah I'll wound ya you lecherous monk" Inuyasha told him "I'll help you cure your problem by removing your ass groping hand"
"Father I would have a word with you" Sesshoumaru stated
"Excuse me young lady I think your mistaken I have no daughters, but if I did I must say that I'd be proud to have two such beauties as you as my daughters" Sugimi said
"Ahhh cut the crap old man you know damn good and well that it's us so don't play that I don't know shit" Inuyasha barked "Or I'll have to remind you" He said flexing his claws
"Father do you mean to continue this feigning ignorance? Because if you are it is beneath you to do so" Sesshoumaru replied "I always thought you better then that"
"Listen you two I am flattered but I will not continue to repeat myself as I have already said I have no daughters. If you continue to try and force this claim I will have to discipline you" Sugimi promised
"Ask our mates Ayame, and Kagome they'll tell you" right mates? Inuyasha pleaded
"No, no, no, no, no I'm sorry your pretty and all but I don't swing that way. I like men and my mate isn't here right now or he'd tell you" Ayame said
"Yes and my mate has not returned yet, and I need him so badly right now it aches" Kagome said playing along
"Father you will undo this now" Sesshoumrru demanded "Or I shall be forced to turn you into a female the hard way permanently"
"That's it I've had enough of you two" Sugimi snapped feigning fury at the two females "You need to learn"
Faster then the wind Sugimi put both women over his knee, and gave them both a good old fashioned spankin., They yelped, squirmed, and tried to get away but failed miserably, when Sugimi finished he had two furious cursing pups
During the spanking Inuyasha of course tried to use his claws, and bite his sire. Sesshoumaru on the other hand thinking that it was a sure fire way to escape tried to transform into his dog form, afterward Sugimi released them.
"Father or not I don't give a hairy rats ass I'm gonna kill you anyway, I want my damn dick back without it you will never get any grand pups, and you know damn good and well that's what you want" Inuyasha said smirking cockily
"Yes I would like my boy parts returned to me as well" Sesshoumaru said
"I'm sorry ladies but I cannot turn you into men I do not have those kind of powers. But there are sorcerers out there who for a fee can and they will gladly help you acquire what you want" Sugimi informed them
"That's it he ain't gonna turn us back, no dicks equals no mates. We have nothing left to lose, so I say lets kill him now" furious Inuyasha snapped
"Yes sadly I agree" Sesshoumaru said "I to have already lost my mate"
Eyes narrowed on, and staring at him they stalked toward their father "Oh alright brats fine then you two have no sense of humor" Sugimi said smiling evilly "Do you humorless pups not know the meaning of, or how to have fun?
Within seconds they were themselves again the first thing they did was grab and check their crotches oh welcome back" they both said
"Thank Kami's I'm a boy again" Inuyasha said "Welcome back buddy I sure missed you" he said while looking down inside his hakama
"Yes I quite agree I am happy to be male again as well" Sesshoumaru stated "Now that my spear has been returned I can play hunt the miko once more"
"Yeah good thing for a minute I thought we were really gonna have to kill you, you old goat" Inuyasha wise cracked
"Yes that would have been sad having kill our own sire" Sesshoumaru said
"Oh really now" would you? And would it have been sad? Sugimi said
"Yes father we would have been left with no other choice but to do so" Sesshoumaru answered
"I mean come on think about it us stuck as girls for life we couldn't just let something like that go" now could we? Inuyasha replied "And peeing sitting down's a real bitch"
Hm you have a point there" Sugimi replied
"See now that's what I'm talking about he finally gets it" Inuyasha wise cracked "Besides having that period thing would'a been a real bitch"
"Yes father I am glad you see our point of view and accept it" Sesshoumaru said
"Yes pups and I have one of my own" Sugimi replied
Within seconds Sugimi was glowing "Oh no, holy fucking shit not this again. I know that light bye I'm outta here" Inuyasha said "Sesshoumaru run now"
"As am, I lets go" Sesshoumaru said
Before they could get even get one foot forward they were once again turned into puppies, angry growls and snarls filled the air as two rage filled pups who's eyes were red fangs elongated, and now had jagged cheek stripes death glared at their father
"You see you two ingrates I have a point as well, you will respect your father. I know you two sent Jakotsu after me it did not take me long to figure it out, after I left the village I stopped and pondered the situation and you miserable brats took great joy in it" Sugimi said
In Inu language both Inuyasha, and Sesshoumaru said through barks "You bsatard I will get you I'd have never done this shit to you turn you into a puppy, then a girl" Inuyasha snapped
"Father I will have my revenge" Sesshoumaru promised
"Come on boys it's all in good clean fun, just like you two little fuckers sending man loving Jakotsu after me, humiliated me and enjoyed it. You two miserable little traitorous bastards after I helped you slower then shit to dumb to do it any sooner yourselves imbecilic idiots get mates"
"Your Taisho's for fuck sake we love women and do not waste time finding and taking a mate, never for the exception of you two has that ever happened in my family before" enraged Sugimi screamed while a red demonic aura glowed around him
Never knowing when to quit Inuyasha "But still you turned us into fucking puppies, and girls" Inuyasha snapped in Inu language
"I agree" Sesshoumaru barked out
In the blink of an eye the brothers one on each side of their father lunged, went around Sugimi till they were in back of him, leaped up, and sunk their fangs into their fathers butt cheeks. Sugimi soon found himself with his two pups one hanging from each butt cheek hanging on like two little lions sharing the same kill gripping like vices and refusing to let go
"Yeooooooow, bastards" Sugimi screeched
Sugimi reached both hands in back of himself, grabbed them by the napes of their necks, and even though it took lots of strength and effort he finally got them to release their grip, and dropped them to the ground. Then turned into a dog the size of a large dog, snarling and growling thirsting for revenge, yes it was going to be a long busy tiring day for the two unruly Inu pups
"Ohhhhh shit" what the fuck are we gonna do now? Inuyasha said in Inu language "Oh we are so screwed"
"Simple fool run" Sesshoumaru barked
"Yipe, yipe, yipe" they cried out and with their tails between their legs, then ran
Ayame, and, Kagome translated everything to Sango, Rin, and Miroku who were on the ground rolling in fits of gut wrenching laughter
"Hey Kags how long do you think they'll be pups this time? Sango asked
"I don't know papa was really pissed off at the two of them. Could be days"
"Well while the boys are out playing" what's say we have a little girl time and relax Trip to the hot spring ladies? Ayame asked
"Ooooo can I come? Miroku asked "Pretty please?
"Nooo you perv" they all said
"Aw come on ladies I'll be a good little monk, and keep my hands to myself honest I promise, monks word of honor monks do not lie" Miroku said
"Yeah right you'll be good till you try to cop an under water feel" Sango told him
Miroku gave them his biggest sad puppy dog eyes "Forget it if you think were falling for that you are nuts" Kagome told him
"Come on Shippou you can come if you want to" Ayame said "You to Rin your one of the girls"
"Really I can? Shippou answered
"Coming" Rin replied
"Hey how come he gets to go? He's male" Miroku protested
"Because unlike you he's a gentlemen and not a perv" Kagome responded
They left headed to the hot spring, Shippou looked back and stuck his tongue out at Miroku "Damn you if not for you I could go to" looking down at his cursed hand Miroku said, Sugimi and his pups weren't seen for 3 days
