ch. 4 new information for you

Yo, yo, yo my peoples. I know I havn't updated in a while. I was trying to find a compatible word processing engine that was compatible with Fan Fiction. I found one in my computer classroom at school. I permanently borrowed it. I'm soooo evil. Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Any who onto my fic. (did I mention I was evil?) Oh, so you all know, some stuff in this story and my others are misspelled because Wordpad doesn't have spell check and when I left elementary school, I had a C- in spelling. So I do suck. (puts on hat that says, ' I work for Nintendo so I dont suck, that much')


Optimus was still moaning on the ground and the Decepticons were laughing their asses off. Iron Hide twitched. He slowly rebooted and sat up. He was in a lot of pain. I'm not talking ' Oh crap I just got a fucking paper cut!' pain. I'm talking ' I feel like I just got hit by a truck that was chasing a tank that hit me first' kind of pain. Yeah, ouch.

" Hey, what just happened" he asked rubbing his head in pain. everyone looked over at him.

" Iron Hide, your okay" Ultra Magnus said sounding relieved.

" Thats a good sign." movie Optimus said. The other Optimus couldn't say anything. He just started to walk towards the door.

" Hey guys, I'll wait for you back at the base. See ya." Optimus said still looking sad. He reached for the door knob when two sets of hands pulled him back. It was the other Optimus and Ultra Magnus. They looked pissed at him.

"Get back here now." movie Optimus said. Cyclonus and Demolishor started to sing Ludacris's new song" Get Back" which I can not get out of my head. Megatron shot them still in the cheerleaders uniform.

" For the sake of everyones sanity will you PLEASE take that thing OFF" Starscream said looking very embarased to be a Decepticon. Megatron smacked him over the head.

" It makes me feel pretty" Megatron stated boldly. Everyone stared at him strangely. " Well it does" He started to sing that song, ' I feel pretty' from that movie, ' The Sound of Music.". " I FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY! I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND RIIIIIIIGHT! AND I PITTY, ANY BOT WHO ISN'T ME TONIGHT! ( do do do do dododo!) I FEEL CHARMING OH SO CHARMING" Starscream had slammed him over the head with Thrust and knocked them both out.

" Well isn't that pathetic." said a strangley (sp?) sarcastic voice from above. All of the concious transformers in the room looked at the huge hole in the celling. Standing on the roof was a girl with a little green creature on her shoulder. She had a huge sarcastic smirk on her face. When she appeared the song ' Big Pimpin' ' by Jay-Z started to play in the background.

" Ugh. We told you we could take care of this ourselves." Ultra Magnus told her.

" It doesn't appear that way to me." the girl said turning off the boombox playing the music. She lept down and everyone could see her more clearly. It was Katie. And Fado her digimon. ( you didn't think that I would leave myself out of a fic did ya?) " Men. They can't do ANYTHING right. It always has to be left up to a girl doesn't it? You all suck." She said crossing her arms. Fado almost fell off her shoulder at this sudden movement.

" Warn me when your gonna do that next time" Fado yelled. Katie rolled her eyes and walked over to armada Optimus.

" Hey retard, are you just gonna sit there pouting all day or are you actually gonna be productive and do something for once." Katie said throwing a peice of metal that was sitting on the floor at his eye.

" OH SHIT! THAT FUCKING HURT" He yelled. Katie smilled and looked at Iron Hide.

" Oh, so your that dude Iron Hide? Nice to meet ya. I'm Katie and this is Fado." Katie said. Fado nodded his head and smirked.

" He looks a little... well... whimpy." Fado whispered to Katie. Iron Hide heard him and got a little ticked.

" Well he won't be when we finaly get around to telling him the news." Katie whispered back.

" What news" Iron Hide asked. Fado flicked him off and went back to talking with Katie.

" So this ass hole is really ... you know... one of ... those.. umm... what is it again" Fado said sounding confused. Katie, Ultra Magnus and the two Optimus' did an anime fall. "What? I forgot."

" You forgot what you had for breakfast" Katie yelled.

" What did I have?" Fado asked. Katie ignored him and turned to Iron Hide.

" Look, lets just get this over with." she said. She started to act as strong as she could (which may I mention isn't too easy for me.) " You're a transadon Iron Head."

" A what? and it's Iron HIDE" Iron Hide said.

" You heard the girl" movie Optimus said" You're a mother fucking transadon."

" What the hell does that mean" Iron Hide asked.

" It means you can do things that other Transformers can't." Ultra Magnus said looking at the clock.

" Like what"

" We DON'T know" Katie yelled happily

" Then how do you know I'm one"

" Prime knows." armada Optimus came out of his pitty party and stood up. He had his hand over where Katie hit him.

" Do ya see that shiney glass piece on your arm" he asked.

" Yeah, what about it" Iron Hide asked looking at it. ( If ya don't know what it is its the thing that the energon star goes on. ass hole.)

" It just so happens that everyone who has that is that transadon thing." armada Optimus said. He sat back down in the corner. Katie walked over and handed him a list that expanded to a transformers kind of paper.

" Thats the shit you'll need for the shizzle (school) that you'll be going to. One of these ass wipes" - points at autobots" will pick you up at 10:00 tomorrow morning. Exactly that time. So be ready." Katie said. She pulled out a smoke bomb and threw it on the floor in front of her. It exploded. When the smoke cleared she and Fado stood there coughing. They ran out the door. The Autobots walked out after them.

" We so have to get a security system for this place." Megatron said.


I couldn't think of what to call the thing that Iron Hide was so I had to go to my last idea resort. My little sister. Anywho, next chap Megatron gets drunk AND high at the same time! YAY! RR PLEASE!