Chapter 3: Let the Bloodshed Continue! Deaths 11-20

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Kono has dynamite strapped to his chest.

Me: "SAY IT!"

Kono: "The author does not own Naruto or any other characters he's using to kill me!"

Kono explodes

Me: "And thanks for the ideas keep em coming!"

Death 12: Finish Him!

Kono appears across from Sub-Zero. Before Konohamaru knows what's happening he's being beaten repeatedly by the icy ninja.

Voice: "Finish this Sorry Motherfucker!"

Sub-Zero ripped out Konohamaru's spine, shoved it back up his rear, and ripped it out again.

Voice: "Flawless Victory! Fatality!"

Death 13: Skeith

Konohamaru appears in the world of .hack. He sees Orca and Kite just as they meet Skeith. Konohamaru is immediately defeated and data drained by Skeith.

Orca: "What the hell was that?"

Death 14: Mind Crush!

Kono is now dueling with Yugi.

Kono: "where am I!? I have no idea what game this is!"

Yugi: "The hell? Who are you?"

Kono was crying his eyes out.

Yami Yugi: "This kid is getting on my nerves as much as Te'a and her friendship speeches.

Yugi: "Speaking of which……. 3…2…. 1"

Te'a started a speech to try and help Kono.

Yami Yugi: "That's it! Mind Crush!" he killed Kono. Then he turned to a horrified Te'a.

Te'a: "Pharoh!"

Yami Yugi: "Shut up bitch! Mind Crush!" he killed Te'a. Joey took her body to the nearest dark place to perform unspeakable acts on it.

Death 15: Kids on a Plane

Kono was annoying a passenger.

Passenger: "I want this Motherfucking kid off this Motherfucking plane!" Kono got tossed off the plane and went kersplat

Death 16: In the Name of the Moon……

Kono was now faced by an angry mob of Sailor Scouts

Serena: "Konohamaru, you have been judged, as a whiny, stupid, and utterly annoying! So in the name of the moon we will bust a cap in your ass!" Sailor scouts started shooting him to death

Death 17: Cat Football

Kono was turned into a kitten. He was kicked high in the air by a kid and landed on his head.

Kid: "It's good!"

Death 18: Duel Gone Wrong

Yugi was dueling Seto on top Pegasus's castle. Seto had Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon out.

Yugi: "I summon Dark Magician!"

Instead of his favorite monster he got Kono. It had -4500 attack points.

Seto: "WTF? Blue Eyes! Neutron Blast!" Kono and Yugi were killed by the blast.

Death 19: Arousal.

Sakura exposes herself. Kono starts to…. You know. He dies from exhaustion

Death 20: Falling Star

Kono: "Is that a falling Star? It's falling close to me….. Oh God" NASA makes itself useful. The satellite kills Kono