Chapter 3: Let the Bloodshed Continue! Deaths 11-20
Disclaimer/death 11
Kono has dynamite strapped to his chest.
Me: "SAY IT!"
Kono: "The author does not own Naruto or any other characters he's using to kill me!"
Kono explodes
Me: "And thanks for the ideas keep em coming!"
Death 12: Finish Him!
Kono appears across from Sub-Zero. Before Konohamaru knows what's happening he's being beaten repeatedly by the icy ninja.
Voice: "Finish this Sorry Motherfucker!"
Sub-Zero ripped out Konohamaru's spine, shoved it back up his rear, and ripped it out again.
Voice: "Flawless Victory! Fatality!"
Death 13: Skeith
Konohamaru appears in the world of .hack. He sees Orca and Kite just as they meet Skeith. Konohamaru is immediately defeated and data drained by Skeith.
Orca: "What the hell was that?"
Death 14: Mind Crush!
Kono is now dueling with Yugi.
Kono: "where am I!? I have no idea what game this is!"
Yugi: "The hell? Who are you?"
Kono was crying his eyes out.
Yami Yugi: "This kid is getting on my nerves as much as Te'a and her friendship speeches.
Yugi: "Speaking of which……. 3…2…. 1"
Te'a started a speech to try and help Kono.
Yami Yugi: "That's it! Mind Crush!" he killed Kono. Then he turned to a horrified Te'a.
Te'a: "Pharoh!"
Yami Yugi: "Shut up bitch! Mind Crush!" he killed Te'a. Joey took her body to the nearest dark place to perform unspeakable acts on it.
Death 15: Kids on a Plane
Kono was annoying a passenger.
Passenger: "I want this Motherfucking kid off this Motherfucking plane!" Kono got tossed off the plane and went kersplat
Death 16: In the Name of the Moon……
Kono was now faced by an angry mob of Sailor Scouts
Serena: "Konohamaru, you have been judged, as a whiny, stupid, and utterly annoying! So in the name of the moon we will bust a cap in your ass!" Sailor scouts started shooting him to death
Death 17: Cat Football
Kono was turned into a kitten. He was kicked high in the air by a kid and landed on his head.
Kid: "It's good!"
Death 18: Duel Gone Wrong
Yugi was dueling Seto on top Pegasus's castle. Seto had Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon out.
Yugi: "I summon Dark Magician!"
Instead of his favorite monster he got Kono. It had -4500 attack points.
Seto: "WTF? Blue Eyes! Neutron Blast!" Kono and Yugi were killed by the blast.
Death 19: Arousal.
Sakura exposes herself. Kono starts to…. You know. He dies from exhaustion
Death 20: Falling Star
Kono: "Is that a falling Star? It's falling close to me….. Oh God" NASA makes itself useful. The satellite kills Kono
