a/n: Who has a little bit longer? I got it today! yay me! My fave song is Video Girl and Sorry.


Shane burst into the open space that seperated the living room and the front room. Jason and Jake were in Jake's room, playing.

"Jason, I need a word with you, babe" Shane said, going to Jake's door. "Hello Jakey"

"Hi" The adorable little boy said. Shane smiled.

Jason joined Shane in the hall, shutting Jake's door, but standing by it so Jake didn't get into trouble.

"Jay, You must be like, really fertile or something because I'm pregnant"

"That's- wait, did you just say you're pregnant?"

"Yeah"

"But you're a dude"

"I have both sex organs. It's hard to explain, but, yup, I'm about a month along."

"That's amazing" Jason said.

"Jay, I'm scared, it's going to be really painful, according to the doctors."

"You'll be fine. You're my strong Shane and I know that you will get through it. I thank the lord above that It's not cancer" Jason said, putting his hand on Shane's stomache "I don't feel anything..."

"You won't for a while" Shane said as Jason began cooing "Jay, what are you doing?"

"Telling the birds to stay away from you because you're mine"

"What does this have to do with anythinhg?" Shane asked.

"Earth worms have both sex organs, like you. Ha, you can get yourself pregnant!"

"Jason, I'm not flexible- or long enough" Shane said, sighing.

"So, Mitchie , Nate, Elizabeth, Brown and your family are coming over for dinner, and I have to go shopping. Do you have any prescriptions you need?"

"Just prenatal vitamins" Shane said, reaching in his pocket and handing his boyfriend the perscription. "You're going to get laughed at" he informed him, leaning against the wall "Are you leaving Jake?"

"No, he's coming, I don't want you running around after him. It could hurt the baby" Jason said "Go sit down and read, or play guitar or something. Nate and Mitch are going to be here soon, and I'll make sure they know that I don't want you running around and if you are, it'll be their heads"

"Because Nate's soooooo scared of you" Shane said, as Jason pushed him into the living room.


"Shane, sit down, I have a key, and I'd rather not have to babysit Jake for three weeks" Nate said as Shane stood up to let him in. The front room was all glass walls on three sides, so Nate could see the man walk into the room.

He and Mitchie came in, as Shane sat down on the window seat. "Why is Jason babying you?" Mitchie asked.

"Preparing for a few months when he'll have me and a kid to baby"

"You're adopting?"

"No, I'm pregnant"

"Is that even possible?"

"Yup, If you have both male and female sex organs and your amazingly hot boyfriend breeds like a rabbit" Shane said matter of factly.

"So, this is real?" Nate asked as Mitchie began squeeling.

"Yes. It's due two weeks after yours is" Shane said, "but it'll be born before that because Labor will just hurt me and the baby. I don't have an exit for babies like Mitchie here does"

"No, but Jason has been using your exit the wrong way" Nate teased.

"Oh, grow up. Honestly, I think our unborn children are more mature then you are" Shane sighed, rolling his eyes.

Mitchie began laughing "Oh, I think Shane has you there" she said "Considering you are disgusted by diapers- that are unused."

"I am not!"


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