LMAO I'm having too much fun with this story though
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The blonde princess and the King Koopa were heading their way through an unknown jungle. The princess was surprised by most of the out of nowhere jump scare attacks that she ran into. Bowser however didn't seem bothered. In fact, as the princess got a better look at him, it seemed as if he knew what to expect. The time that a piranha plant reached out to bite her and bowser merely slapped it away, made it look like he expected it.
The princess frowned. She wanted to yell at herself. Mostly because as a princess she SHOULDN't be scared! Why should she be scared of a piranha plant? She's seen them loads of times and yet she still gets chills when she sees one. How could she be a proper princess if she was simply not even brave?! She hated to say it but, in a sense…she should be as brave as Bowser.
Brave as him…..!? What was she thinking! Bowser should be the last person she should be comparing herself to. In fact! She should be more like MARIO!
She nodded her head. Yes. Indeed. More like the plumber. Practically Bowser and Mario had many similarites! Yes! Mario was strong, Bowser was strong. Mario was brave, Bowser was brave! What else…. Oh never mind that she should be more like Mario. Yes yes. Mario was practically the best role model for her.
" HEY!" Bowser practically yelled at her.
She blinked but then she rammed her face into a tree.
Bowser had a sweat drop on the side of his cheek and sighed. This was definitely going to be a long trip if she was going to stare of to space like that all the time.
Peach blushed from pure embarrassment. So much for trying to be a proper princess.
" You know, ya really shouldn't be staring off to space like that too much. Especially if you are lost in the middle of a jungle."
She frowned " Well excuse me! It's not everyday that I DO get stuck in a jungle with someone I loath!" She huffed at him
He gave her a bored look. It was the look of having to hear that same statement for the past who-knows years. " Man up already. You know that you can't make it out her by yourself, so just quit whining and do as I say." He continued to walk on.
Her eyes widened and she didn't follow " That's not true! I most definitely can make it out here on my own!"
" Yeah yeah, and pigs can fly." he responded not even stopping or looking back at her.
She frowned. She wasn't liking the fact that he was treating her as NOT a princess. Or rather as not a LADY. He spoke to her in such a way that she would think she was someone who worked for him. Or like a child! She was no child and NOT his employee.
" You know what you are? Pathetic! You simply just have no manners or responsibility do you?" She followed behind him taunting him. She smirked when she realized that it hit a soft spot, since he twitched from that comment. She decided to go on.
" Like geez! For a King you sure are a lousy one! You can't even successfully beat Mario!"
She could have sworn she hear him growl a bit after the mention of Mario slipped out of her mouth. She couldn't help but smile. She felt more as if she was in power, as if she had the upper hand in right now. She liked it.
" If anything! You should be more like MARIO!"
And that was when he snapped.
He stopped in his tracks and as did she. She was a good distance away from him and when he looked back at her. She was ready. She wanted to see that glare. She wanted to see him cry. See him hurt! So he can know how it feels! She was ready…
But when he turned back to her. He was smirking! He was grinning devilishly at her and crossed his sexy muscular arms.
" Hmf~ Pathetic? Lousy? Be more like Mario? What strong statements coming from a hypocritical, sorry excuse of a princess. From what I know, shouldn't a princess be kind, loving, a perfect role-model for her people? Shouldn't she be strong? Brave? Proper? Because I don't see you falling into either of those categories."
Her face flushed from more humiliation and retorted " I am strong!"
" Clearly not strong enough to defeat me."
" I-I am BRAVE!"
" Oh? Brave?! HAHA good one! You can't even resist yourself from being scared of a couple of piranha plants!"
" STOP! I AM PROPER"
" Proper royals do not lose their poise~" He said almost in a way where he knew he just won.
She felt herself tear up. She was frustrated! She hated it! She hated it because she knew he was right. She knew that if anything. She was pathetic. She was a lousy ruler. And SHE should be more like Mario… She was just…an awful ruler.
How did she end up like this? No wonder not many people took her seriously. She was a joke! She was just the sorry excuse for a princess. It was always this way….She was never particularly satisfied with herself. She felt that the world thought she was the "dumb blonde". She felt as if she wasn't strong. She was always envious of Daisy. In a way she looked up to her. She always had the strong, brave, attitude. Always had the don't-give-a-fuck attitude, and was never down.
But Peach?….Oh it's just the princess that always gets herself kidnapped. She knows that's what they would say. She knows that's what they think. She remembered how a couple toads said " You'd think by now, Mario would tire of Peach." Which broke her heart. Since it made her think that maybe the whole kingdom was tired of Peach… The stupid, pretty face, princess who always get's kidnapped.
She resisted the urge of a tear falling in front of him. Though it was hard to do, practically because he stated the truth. And the truth….hurt.
" ..Thats what I thought." Bowser said and kept on walking forward.
Peach then silently followed. Till her foot got caught in some vines causing her to fall..But later she was getting dragged causing her to gasp from confusion.
She was suddenly upside down in the air and screamed when she saw the mouth of a Giant Piranha's plant.
Bowser looked back to a screaming Peach who was attempting to cover herself ( since's she's upside down and wearing a dress. ). He widened his eyes a bit and blushed from a sight.
She was screaming and wincing from the vines that held tightly around her " B-BOWSER PLEASE HELP!"
Bowser was going to do that but he was smirked and had a better idea " I'll do it! Only if ya promise to marry me!"
" BITE ME!" she retorted
" Nah I'm okay, but I think that guy would like to do it for me though~" He said referring to the Piranha plant.
Peach continued to scream " B-BOWSER PLEASE!"
" Say I do!~"
"NEVER!"
He shrugged and then just turned away " Guess I'm leaving then."
" BOWSER! I'LL DO ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE JUST HELP ME"
" Anything?"
" YES! Anything other than marrying you!" She flushed.
" Fine! Then answer me this question!"
" WHAT QUESTION?!" She said nervously as she was getting closer to the mouth of the piranha plant.
" ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MARIO?"
Her face flushed from such a question. She was now angry " WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!"
" Just answer!"
"….I-" she was then caught of by the growl of the plant and she just blurted " NO! I JUST HAVE A CRUSH OR SOMETHING-"
And with that response Bowser instantly clawed the piranha plant in half which caused the princess to fall.
Bowser was able to catch her swiftly with his muscular arms. She looked at Bowser who was looking back at her. For a moment peach felt herself enchanted by how….manly he was. In fact now that they were this close she got a better look of his face. He was strong….muscular… and he was very brave. He had no fear…
" Are you okay? It didn't hurt you too bad did it?" He said with a concerned voice, one of which she didn't hear before. She noticed him looking at her arms for any signs of injuries but she shook her head but still had her eyes on his.
When he said that he looked back at her and noticed she was still looking at him. She felt her cheeks get hot. And her eyes widened from embarrassment and snapped back to reality.
"I-I'm fine! Put me down!" She said avoiding eyes with him.
Bowser put her down confused but decided not to question it. "Okay let's keep walking."
She nodded and followed him in suite.
What a weird feeling…
