Disclaimer- don't own, blah, blah… (Note- Deidara is still alive… I NEED HIM!)
Warnings- Hidan's language, Uchihacest (yummy!), the Akatsuki, Sasuke's sexy emoness, Itachi's death, Orochimaru's name.
Thanks to missCeilidh for the idea. .
"Any last words, aniki?"
"I love you Sasuke-kun," came Itachi's choked reply.
"Heh," the raven-haired Uchiha retorted. "Too bad."
Sasuke ran his sword through Itachi's heart before cutting his brother in half. That's when /it/ happened- the cheering. Sasuke had apparently gathered an audience for his fight with Itachi.
"Hooray!" Tobi cheered.
"Finally," Kisame grumbled.
"Yeah! I'm the prettiest one now!" Deidara shouted.
"Shut up!" Pein hissed, jumping down from his perch to stand next to Sasuke and Itachi's corpse.
Sasuke jumped back, clenching his sword. Pein bent down and pulled the ring from Itachi's finger. He tossed it to Sasuke, and Sasuke, due to his reflexes, caught it. Even after he held it in his hand, he didn't trop it. He was interested.
"What is this?" Sasuke asked.
"You killed him, so now we're down a member. You're taking his place," Pein explained, jumping back to the tree he had been hiding in.
"He's better looking anyway," Kisame said from his tree, standing.
Pein had disappeared into the forest, and it seemed as though Kisame were ready to follow. He did, and Deidara was close behind. Sasuke was debating on following them when Tobi landed beside him.
"Isn't this great Sasuke-kun?" he asked.
"Hn," Sasuke grunted, jumping into the trees.
Tobi followed.
"Sasuke for Akatsuki Leader!"
Chanting woke Sasuke- and that didn't make him happy. He sat up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"Sasuke for Akatsuki Leader!'
Sasuke climbed out of his bed and pulled on the issued black cloak. He opened his door to find six Akatsuki members standing outside his door, chanting.
"Sasuke for Akatsuki Leader!"
Five of them turned and saw Sasuke, leaving Tobi chanting by himself.
"Sasuke for-!" he stopped, noticing no one else was cheering anymore. "Oh! Hiya Sasuke-kun!"
"What are you doing?" Sasuke grumbled.
"What the fuck does it look like we're doing?" Hidan questioned.
"Waking me up."
Sasuke pushed his way through the members. Someone grabbed his sleeve, and he turned to see Deidara.
"We
want you for Akatsuki Leader!"
"Leader…?" Sasuke
said, amused.
--Sasuke's Fantasy--
Sasuke sat in a chair that was very much like a throne. Tobi stood on his left, mask lifted to reveal his mouth and nose. Deidara stood on Sasuke's right, a scowl on his face. Of course, they wore normal attire- not the uniform of an Akatsuki member. Konan stepped up to the foot of the throne, announcing she was 'done'.
"Konan likes Oro, doesn't she?" Tobi teased, grinning.
"Shut up!" Konan hissed, a blush on her face.
"Hn…" Sasuke grunted, announcing that Konan was dismissed.
"Move your ass, bitch," Hidan growled, pulling Konan away.
Sasuke looked up at Deidara, and the blonde left. Sasuke beckoned Tobi to bend down, and he did. Sasuke wrapped his arms around Tobi's neck, kissing him gently.
--Reality--
"Vote Sasuke! Vote Sasuke!"
Cheering (from the only six members on Sasuke's side) broke out as Sasuke stood in front of his fellow Akatsuki members. He had Tobi hold giant cards up- the first of which read "Sasuke Wants Power". Laughter greeted the words and Sasuke turned to glare at them.
"Tobi, who wrote this?" he asked, irritated.
"Deidara-senpai did Sasuke-kun!"
"Hn…" Sasuke grumbled, turning to the crowd of Akatsuki. "Vote for me and you won't have uniforms."
The first card had an Akatsuki cloak crossed out.
"Konan will be our whore!"
A picture of Konan in a skimpy outfit. Everyone, except Konan, cheered.
"Teams will be reformed."
A picture of all the members with different teammates.
"Thank you."
Only the six members following Sasuke cheered. The crowd was silent when Pein took Sasuke's place.
"When a group of people have a say in their government it's a democracy. When they can vote for their leader it's a democracy."
For some reason everyone cheered.
"Well, my fellow Akatsuki members, I have something to tell you. This isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship- and I'm your leader!"
Silence… and then-
"Fuck you Pein!" Hidan yelled.
"That's not nice!" Deidara added.
"Hell no, Pein will go!" Hidan chanted.
Hell no, Pein will go! Hell no, Pein will go!" the other Akatsuki members added.
Sasuke smirked, crossing his arms as Kakuzu and Hidan forced Pein to bow at his feet.
"I win," Sasuke said, standing. "Game over."
Sasuke Uchiha's New Team List!
Sasuke-Tobi
Deidara-Kisame
Hidan-Pein
Kakuzu-Zetsu
The whore- Konan
Bonus work!
(If Sasuke were any Kage it'd be…)
Sasuke: Kazekage… why? Watch…
Gaara: Kazekage-sama, where'd my cookie go?
Sasuke: I stole it. -holds cookie-
Gaara: Give it back! -whine-
Sasuke: No. -eats cookie-
Gaara: I'm stealing Temari-chan's eyeliner and being emo! T-T -leaves-
Sasuke: You do that, Gaara… you do that…
