So! To be honest I didn't think anyone would be interested in this fic, but I'm kinda glad people are enjoying it! I'll try to update it as often as possible. Hope you guys enjoy further c:

I know this chapter is sort of short but I'll make up for it later.

It was a pretty fun evening, although perhaps screwing around all night before watching a movie doesn't help you stay awake through it. Though eating cereal on a warm summer morning, in the dew dripped grass of Washington, with your best friend no less, is pretty refreshing and calming. Though perhaps you could do without him teasing you as you spoon your peanutty dino-bites into your mouth.

"I can't believe you crashed so hard dave." He says with a sugar coated smile

"Fort building is hard work bro." You got this.

"You were practically cuddling with me." He chuckles.

"You're over exaggerating Egbert."

"No I'm not, you were all over my arm!"

You just shove more of that penutbuttery goodness into your face to avoid the possibility of being embarrassed by this conversation. Besides, this is a nice morning, it should be enjoyed. Though, Egbert gets to enjoy it just about every day you bet. The sky is so clear and the birds are so sweetly singing, this cereal is delicious and you don't even give a shit anymore.

You hear Egbert's door open, and look to see what's up. I mean, the wind doesn't just open doors bro. speaking of 'bro' there's your bro, holding open the goddamn door for john's dad and politely seeing him off to work. Your bro is never polite, and a panic alarm is about ready to go off in your head because you know this is a huge sign that your bro wants to hop on the D. You'll try not to think about that, let's focus on john. Johns waving goodbye to his dad. You don't want to focus on his dad, that means focusing on your bro flirting with him, which is exactly what you don't want to focus on. Fuck this merry go round.

"Hey john can I have more cereal?"

"Sure go ahead!" And with that you stand up and hurry your ass to the kitchen to find a distraction, you mean get more cereal.