Roxas and Vexann

dun dun DUNNNNNN.... chapter 4

The narrator had to go to the bathroom...

Narrator: Okay, I'm back. Let's start this THANG. =D

Roxas, Axel, and Zexion: *in the living room, doing various things*

Vexen: *watching Roxas from behind a tiny chair*

Roxas: I feel... a presence.

Axel: o.o

Zexion: ...

Roxas: *gets up* Hey, Axel, let's um... leave.

Axel: No, I'm just getting comfortable.

Roxas: Come ONNN...!

Axel: No. .;

Vexen: *pedo-giggle*

Roxas: Wh... wha? D:

Vexen: Roxas... 8D

Axel: Crap.

Zexion: -_-;

Roxas: HALP ME! *clings to Axel*

Axel: Get off and shut up.

Roxas: ;-; *lets go*

Axel: god... *gets up* Vexen, where the -bleep- are you?

Vexen: *strange mumbling* gowai.

Axel: Gah... D

Demyx: *walks in* Hey guys...!

Roxas: How did Vexen get that way anyway? 3:

A voice: I'm afraid it's my fault. -music starts- Uh, guys, stop the music. Not in the mood.

Zexion and Demyx: Golbez!

Golbez: Zexion... D ...Demyx. .

Demyx: Losh. =D

Zexion: ergh...

Golbez: Hey, I thought I told you guys to turn the music off!

Voice of unknown origin A: Sorry! -music ends-

Axel: What do you have to do with Vexen's pervyness?

Golbez: It was two days after Roxas joined...

-flashback-

Golbez: He was my first victim.

Vexen: *walking around*

Golbez: YOU ARE THE FIRST VICTIM. *My Little Pony music starts to play* Hey, wrong song! Idiots!

Voice of unknown origin B: Jeez, don't have to yell at us! *Golbez music start*

Vexen: wtf. o.o *interperets the attack as a childhood memory of all the other reindeer shunning him for his bright red nose... no wait, that's Rudolph* GAHH! D:

Golbez: So, Vexen...

Vexen: Who are you?!

Golbez: Not important. Hey, have you met the new member? Roxas?

Vexen: Yeah, what about him?

Golbez: Have you ever really... THOUGHT about him? *shows picture*

Vexen: *dies*

Golbez: MWAHAHAHA. Do it or you will be in an immense amount of pain... FOR ETERNITY.

Vexen: *agonizing pain* NGAHH! I'LL DO IT!

Golbez: Woops, didn't mean to turn it on... uh, how do I shut the pain off? o.o;

Vexen: *already charging towards Roxas' room*

Golbez: errr... I guess I'm done with this guy. *leaves*

*music is still playing*

Golbez: TURN THAT OFF, YOU DUMB-

Voice of unkown origin B: Ugh, calm down! We're sorry! *music ends*

-flashbackend-

Roxas: So wait... he's been in pain all this time?

Golbez: Pretty much. Every time he's not doing something nasty to you, he's suffering crippling agony.

Roxas: Will it last forever?

Golbez: Until you grow up... but by then, Vexen will probably be dead so it doesn't matter.

Roxas: *sobbing in corner*

Golbez: Well, there is one other option...

Roxas: WHAT IS IT.

Golbez: You... could leave the Organization and-

Axel: No!

Roxas: ...

Axel: Roxas, if you leave, Xemnas will hunt you down. You can't!

Roxas: What happened to questioning our friendship? D:

Axel: That doesn't mean I want you to die! Besides, you're the only one I kinda-sorta like. D:

Demyx: wh... what? ;-;

Axel: o.o

Demyx: Aren't we... friends, Axel?

Axel: No, not rea-

Demyx: WAAAAH...!

Axel: -_-

Demyx: R- Roxas, are YOU my friend?! D=

Roxas: o.o; Uh...

Demyx: DD:

Roxas: Well... let me think about that... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

Axel: No, he's not.

Demyx: WAAAAAAAAAAAH. *sob*

Roxas: O.o

Axel: e.e

Zexion: .......;

Golbez: xD

Demyx: I... I... I...! I can't believe you would do this to me... A- Axel! D; I just NOW got rejected by Larxene!

Axel: Wait, what?

Demyx: I... *sniff* I was... I wanted to go... I went up to Larxene and I asked her if she wanted to go to an amusement park...

-flashback-

Larxene: *reading*

Demyx: *spots Larxene* Oh, hiya Larxene! I just had an awesome idea! ^-^

Larxene: ... -.-

Demyx: Wanna go to an amusement park with me? :D

Larxene: ...no.

Demyx: Why not? D:

Larxene: Because, you're annoying.

Demyx: Wh... what?! DD:

Larxene: What, did you think we were friends or something?

Demyx: We're... not? ;-;

Larxene: No.

Demyx: WAAAAAAAAH!

Larxene: Fricking... ugh, Demyx, if you do something for me, I'll be your friend. Your best friend.

Demyx: R... really? *wipes away tears* What is it?

Larxene: You know the English version of Re:CoM?

Demyx: Yeah...

Larxene: When Marluxia heard his English Re: CoM voice... he went crazy. He expected his voice to be girly or... whatever. Instead, his was surprisingly manly. So... he decided he needed a girlfriend. .;

Demyx: And... that's you? You're Marluxia's girlfriend? 0:

Larxene: NO! He keeps on fricking stalking me. I want you to get rid of him.

Demyx: You mean kill him? O.O

Larxene: No, just keep him away from me... forever.

Demyx: O....kay... okay! No problem, buddy! ;D

Marluxia: *sneaking up on Larxene*

Demyx: *sees him* Stop right there! D

Marluxia: o.o

Demyx: Stay away from Larxene!

Marluxia: ...I'm not gonna waste my breath on a wimp like you.

Demyx: You just did. :3

Marluxia: ...

Demyx: ... :D

Marluxia: Whatever. Move aside.

Demyx: Losh!

Marluxia: What? O.o

Demyx: Losh! ^^

Marluxia: What does losh mean?

Demyx: Losh...! x3

Marluxia: Um...

Demyx: Losh.

Marluxia: I, um, need to-

Demyx: Lossssh.

Marluxia: Move it, ple-

Demyx: LOSH.

Marluxia: ...screw you, you're boring! *leaves*

Demyx: It worked! Let's go, Larx-

Larxene: Shut up, idiot.

Demyx: *turns around*

Marluxia: *clinging onto Larxene* Heeeey, Larxy... 8D

Demyx: But... what?

Larxene: He made a fricking copy of himself.

Demyx: Darn. D:

Larxene: Go AWAY, Demyx! .

Demyx: ... ;-;

Larxene: LEAVE!

Demyx: *crawls away*

Marluxia: Aww, Larxene, you're so BAKAWAII WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY. 3

Larxene: WHAT THE CRAP. D

-flashbackend-

Axel: Bakawaii? xD

Roxas: So, Marluxia was calling Larxene stupid and cute at the same time? O.o

Axel: Apparently so.

Golbez: *rofl*

Demyx: It's not funny. Dx

Roxas: losh. 0:

Axel: Okay, I'm getting tired of you guys.

Roxas: WHAT HAPPENED TO KINDA-SORTA LIKING ME.

Axel: Ergh, screw you. Fine, if you insist on me being at your side at every single moment, we're doing the stuff I want to do. *grabs Roxas by the ear and drags him off somewhere*

Roxas: OWWWWwwwww...!

Zexion: *has been sitting there, all this time, marveling at the idiocy of Demyx*

Demyx: Hey, Zexion... are you my friend? 3:

Zexion: No. Way. *leaves*

Golbez: ...bye now, Demyx. D *poofs away*

Demyx: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Voice of unknown origin A: Hey, we'll be your friends!

Voice of unknown origin B: What?! I don't wanna be friends with this guy!

Voice of unknown origin A: *whacks* Don't be so rude!

Voice of unknown origin B: Hey, don't whack me!

Voice of unknown origin A: *whacks again*

Voice of unknown origin B: Quit it!

Voice of unknown origin A: Then learn some manners!

Demyx: 0: Who are you guys?

Voices of unknown origin: We're...

TO BE CONTINUED.

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Stop reading this.

Seriously, I'm tired of typing.

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This chapter is too long!

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Ugh... fine. I'll tell you who they are.

Their names are -bleep- and -bleep-.

There, ya happy?

NOW GO AWAY...

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