Roxas and Vexann
dun dun DUNNNNNN.... chapter 4
The narrator had to go to the bathroom...
Narrator: Okay, I'm back. Let's start this THANG. =D
Roxas, Axel, and Zexion: *in the living room, doing various things*
Vexen: *watching Roxas from behind a tiny chair*
Roxas: I feel... a presence.
Axel: o.o
Zexion: ...
Roxas: *gets up* Hey, Axel, let's um... leave.
Axel: No, I'm just getting comfortable.
Roxas: Come ONNN...!
Axel: No. .;
Vexen: *pedo-giggle*
Roxas: Wh... wha? D:
Vexen: Roxas... 8D
Axel: Crap.
Zexion: -_-;
Roxas: HALP ME! *clings to Axel*
Axel: Get off and shut up.
Roxas: ;-; *lets go*
Axel: god... *gets up* Vexen, where the -bleep- are you?
Vexen: *strange mumbling* gowai.
Axel: Gah... D
Demyx: *walks in* Hey guys...!
Roxas: How did Vexen get that way anyway? 3:
A voice: I'm afraid it's my fault. -music starts- Uh, guys, stop the music. Not in the mood.
Zexion and Demyx: Golbez!
Golbez: Zexion... D ...Demyx. .
Demyx: Losh. =D
Zexion: ergh...
Golbez: Hey, I thought I told you guys to turn the music off!
Voice of unknown origin A: Sorry! -music ends-
Axel: What do you have to do with Vexen's pervyness?
Golbez: It was two days after Roxas joined...
-flashback-
Golbez: He was my first victim.
Vexen: *walking around*
Golbez: YOU ARE THE FIRST VICTIM. *My Little Pony music starts to play* Hey, wrong song! Idiots!
Voice of unknown origin B: Jeez, don't have to yell at us! *Golbez music start*
Vexen: wtf. o.o *interperets the attack as a childhood memory of all the other reindeer shunning him for his bright red nose... no wait, that's Rudolph* GAHH! D:
Golbez: So, Vexen...
Vexen: Who are you?!
Golbez: Not important. Hey, have you met the new member? Roxas?
Vexen: Yeah, what about him?
Golbez: Have you ever really... THOUGHT about him? *shows picture*
Vexen: *dies*
Golbez: MWAHAHAHA. Do it or you will be in an immense amount of pain... FOR ETERNITY.
Vexen: *agonizing pain* NGAHH! I'LL DO IT!
Golbez: Woops, didn't mean to turn it on... uh, how do I shut the pain off? o.o;
Vexen: *already charging towards Roxas' room*
Golbez: errr... I guess I'm done with this guy. *leaves*
*music is still playing*
Golbez: TURN THAT OFF, YOU DUMB-
Voice of unkown origin B: Ugh, calm down! We're sorry! *music ends*
-flashbackend-
Roxas: So wait... he's been in pain all this time?
Golbez: Pretty much. Every time he's not doing something nasty to you, he's suffering crippling agony.
Roxas: Will it last forever?
Golbez: Until you grow up... but by then, Vexen will probably be dead so it doesn't matter.
Roxas: *sobbing in corner*
Golbez: Well, there is one other option...
Roxas: WHAT IS IT.
Golbez: You... could leave the Organization and-
Axel: No!
Roxas: ...
Axel: Roxas, if you leave, Xemnas will hunt you down. You can't!
Roxas: What happened to questioning our friendship? D:
Axel: That doesn't mean I want you to die! Besides, you're the only one I kinda-sorta like. D:
Demyx: wh... what? ;-;
Axel: o.o
Demyx: Aren't we... friends, Axel?
Axel: No, not rea-
Demyx: WAAAAH...!
Axel: -_-
Demyx: R- Roxas, are YOU my friend?! D=
Roxas: o.o; Uh...
Demyx: DD:
Roxas: Well... let me think about that... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Axel: No, he's not.
Demyx: WAAAAAAAAAAAH. *sob*
Roxas: O.o
Axel: e.e
Zexion: .......;
Golbez: xD
Demyx: I... I... I...! I can't believe you would do this to me... A- Axel! D; I just NOW got rejected by Larxene!
Axel: Wait, what?
Demyx: I... *sniff* I was... I wanted to go... I went up to Larxene and I asked her if she wanted to go to an amusement park...
-flashback-
Larxene: *reading*
Demyx: *spots Larxene* Oh, hiya Larxene! I just had an awesome idea! ^-^
Larxene: ... -.-
Demyx: Wanna go to an amusement park with me? :D
Larxene: ...no.
Demyx: Why not? D:
Larxene: Because, you're annoying.
Demyx: Wh... what?! DD:
Larxene: What, did you think we were friends or something?
Demyx: We're... not? ;-;
Larxene: No.
Demyx: WAAAAAAAAH!
Larxene: Fricking... ugh, Demyx, if you do something for me, I'll be your friend. Your best friend.
Demyx: R... really? *wipes away tears* What is it?
Larxene: You know the English version of Re:CoM?
Demyx: Yeah...
Larxene: When Marluxia heard his English Re: CoM voice... he went crazy. He expected his voice to be girly or... whatever. Instead, his was surprisingly manly. So... he decided he needed a girlfriend. .;
Demyx: And... that's you? You're Marluxia's girlfriend? 0:
Larxene: NO! He keeps on fricking stalking me. I want you to get rid of him.
Demyx: You mean kill him? O.O
Larxene: No, just keep him away from me... forever.
Demyx: O....kay... okay! No problem, buddy! ;D
Marluxia: *sneaking up on Larxene*
Demyx: *sees him* Stop right there! D
Marluxia: o.o
Demyx: Stay away from Larxene!
Marluxia: ...I'm not gonna waste my breath on a wimp like you.
Demyx: You just did. :3
Marluxia: ...
Demyx: ... :D
Marluxia: Whatever. Move aside.
Demyx: Losh!
Marluxia: What? O.o
Demyx: Losh! ^^
Marluxia: What does losh mean?
Demyx: Losh...! x3
Marluxia: Um...
Demyx: Losh.
Marluxia: I, um, need to-
Demyx: Lossssh.
Marluxia: Move it, ple-
Demyx: LOSH.
Marluxia: ...screw you, you're boring! *leaves*
Demyx: It worked! Let's go, Larx-
Larxene: Shut up, idiot.
Demyx: *turns around*
Marluxia: *clinging onto Larxene* Heeeey, Larxy... 8D
Demyx: But... what?
Larxene: He made a fricking copy of himself.
Demyx: Darn. D:
Larxene: Go AWAY, Demyx! .
Demyx: ... ;-;
Larxene: LEAVE!
Demyx: *crawls away*
Marluxia: Aww, Larxene, you're so BAKAWAII WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY. 3
Larxene: WHAT THE CRAP. D
-flashbackend-
Axel: Bakawaii? xD
Roxas: So, Marluxia was calling Larxene stupid and cute at the same time? O.o
Axel: Apparently so.
Golbez: *rofl*
Demyx: It's not funny. Dx
Roxas: losh. 0:
Axel: Okay, I'm getting tired of you guys.
Roxas: WHAT HAPPENED TO KINDA-SORTA LIKING ME.
Axel: Ergh, screw you. Fine, if you insist on me being at your side at every single moment, we're doing the stuff I want to do. *grabs Roxas by the ear and drags him off somewhere*
Roxas: OWWWWwwwww...!
Zexion: *has been sitting there, all this time, marveling at the idiocy of Demyx*
Demyx: Hey, Zexion... are you my friend? 3:
Zexion: No. Way. *leaves*
Golbez: ...bye now, Demyx. D *poofs away*
Demyx: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Voice of unknown origin A: Hey, we'll be your friends!
Voice of unknown origin B: What?! I don't wanna be friends with this guy!
Voice of unknown origin A: *whacks* Don't be so rude!
Voice of unknown origin B: Hey, don't whack me!
Voice of unknown origin A: *whacks again*
Voice of unknown origin B: Quit it!
Voice of unknown origin A: Then learn some manners!
Demyx: 0: Who are you guys?
Voices of unknown origin: We're...
TO BE CONTINUED.
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Stop reading this.
Seriously, I'm tired of typing.
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This chapter is too long!
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Ugh... fine. I'll tell you who they are.
Their names are -bleep- and -bleep-.
There, ya happy?
NOW GO AWAY...
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