Time: 8/20/2012

Mood: Cheerful~

What I am doing: thinking about ways to painfully kill Poland.

Hello~

I've been really angry at Poland recently~ He is always trying to steal my Lithuania...

There is just something about him that makes me want to grind his head into a pulp with my bare hands... Or rip all of his fingernails off and stab them into his eyes... Or slice off his face and force him to eat it...

But I'll save that for later, da? ^J^

Right now I answer your questions.

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Red-Tulips-Are-Awesome:

That's good that it's flourishing wonderfully. _

(Iceland: *Hiding from Missouri.*)

Okay, I put it on the community. I bet that people will read it, then.

You can only hope that she stays away. Only hope. Maybe you should try to make her obsessed with someone else. *Is an AmeBela shipper.* Maybe America. Make her obsessed with him, somehow...and your life will be just fine!

...Well, America suffers. But...it's fine with me.

Hm...I'll probably visit one day...I hope that Lithuania is okay. Say "hi" to Lithuania for me, would you? And I sent you some vodka! *Hands Russia the vodka.*

Well, have a nice day!

Da. I will give you a few. *Hands Missouri 3 huge sunflowers*

Enjoy~

America suffering is good~

I want to hear his miserable cries as I go to sleep~

I don't think Belarus would do that though. She trys to brutally murder everyone who gets in between her and me. So mabye America could die, and I could be free of her for...about...15 minutes. Oh well.. I will try to think of something. You will help, da?

Yay~ Visit!

Lithuania is fine. Just a little worn out. He will be fine tommorrow, da?

Vodka! Thanks~^J^

I will drink it as I answer~

BTTfangirl14:

hmmm now that you've explained becoming one yes i will. But I'll visit. Yay~ And please protect me from Belarus! Нет. Sorry. and have you ever noticed that Lithuania stalks Belarus like she does with you except without the whole marriage thing. Da. It is a little strange, but fun to watch when Belarus broke Lithuania's hand~

2. have you met 2p!russia, Fem!russia, or both?

2p Russia? I am the only Russia there is, Da?

Нет. I have never met Fem!Russia... Is she like Ukraine?

3. here is russian vodka and sunflower! j

Thank you~

I am always happy to get more Vodka.

I will put the sunflower with its friends, da? *places sunflower in big vase full of sunflowers on table*

4. does your water pipe ever rust and does it have a name?

No my pipe never rusts, I use it too often~ But I have to clean it a lot because annoying red stains appear on it. I sometimes call it Mr. Pipe. It's a good name, da? It likes playing with people as much as I do~

nightshadow23:

Russia-sama! First of all you are so cool! You are more awesome than Prussia. *shot by prussia*

Alright now, question number one, have you read any of the Russia x China fanfictions? What do you think of them?

They are cute~ like China~

I'LL BECOME ONE WITH YOU RUSSIA! *Back off Belarus! Russia is mine.* *is holding a big knife* *innocent sweety voice* Is Russia-sama proud of me? ;)

Y-yes please keep Belarus away... Don't stalk me, da? You can become one with me. O_o

nightshadow23:

AHAHAHAHAHA! RUSSIA JUST CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET! HAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* sorry about that... here is some birthday cake flavored vodka.

Thank you. *takes a sip* Hmmm.. Interesting? I will drink more later, da?

I will play with you russia! *mischeivous smile*

D-da.

I was wondering, what do you thinkabout pairings like Russia x Poland, Russia x Lithania, and Russia x Latvia?

I hate Poland and want to smash his skull in so... Нет. If anyone wants me to do.. THAT with him... They will be force-fed their own organs~ :)

Lithawanua and Latvia... They are my comrades... I just like to play with them... But out of the two, Lithuania is my favourite~

Belarus taugt me some stuff too, shes a little wierxd though, was she dropped on her head when she was a baby?

Da. When she was only 3 years old, Ukraine was carrying her and tripped over a rock. She started crying, and dropped my little sister. Wait... Belerus.. Taught you things. They are not bad things,da?

Waveripple of Team Sunrise:

Nice blog, Ivan. :) Oh, that gives me an idea for a question!

Do you like the 'human names'? If so, besides your own, which if your favorite?

Waveripple

The human names are ok... Sometimes I forget to use them though... It is confusing to have two names, da?

My favorites are: Eduard Von Bock and Toris Lorinaitis. They are so fun to say~

Kittyluvr4567:

Hi Russia *Waves* :D

You and France are my favorites.

Couple Questions:

1. What did you do to Canada?

I played games with him... We had fun~ This site is T rated, da?

2. What does 'до свидания' mean?

It means: Goodbye.

3. What does 'Спасибо' mean?

It means thank you. ^J^

4. What does 'Водкаводкаводкаводкаводка' mean?

vodkavodkavodkavodkavodka. :)

My mom got sunflowers earlier this year, and I thought of you :)

And when you get the pollen wet... It is extremely yellow.

Oh, and I would like to become one with you

-kitty

Yay~

Come visit soon, you might see Canada. Then we can be happy together~

Wierdo0101:

Ill become one wit u! How do u feel bout being paired wit Lithuania? u guys look like such a cute couple!

You are one! *Hugs hers*

Lithuania is a nice little friend.

I am not gay though, so we can't be considered couple, da?

Greece's kitty:

me:IVAN-CHAN!*mega glomp*

brazil: dont kill they guy with your hugs of death!

Don't worry I have hugs of death too~ ^J^

me: ...OKAY!NOW FOR MY QUESTIONS! russia, how come in the anime you arnt friends with greece. in greek history, russians were our allies and frickin owned the germans!

I would not take extreme joy in killing Greece, that counts as friendship, da?

greece:...we did stuff too ya know...

me: ...not much though...RUSSIANS ARE AWSOME! russia, what do you think of fem russia...and her brothers. i think male! ukraine looks like you!

Da. I've never met female Russia, but she might be like...Ukraine? Someone else asked that. :)

Male!Ukraine... He does look like me. But he crys a lot I bet~

If there is a Male!Ukraine, does that mean there is a male!B-Belerus?

oh and give your opinion on the song 'carrot und a stick' sung by your sisters.

It was nice until Belerus showed up, and then it got all creepy... *shivers*

also i would love to become one with you, but i cant because i already am one, da!

giea

Ok. Come visit~

maplepancakes99:

Yay I would love to play with Canada :) especially if I get to come to your house!

Anytime you want, comrade~

Lithuania seems like a really nice guy.

Ok two questions. Question one. Do you drink any alcohol besides vodka?

Нет. Only vodka. Those who try to get me to drink beer become armless. ^J^

*Starts drinking vodka recieved from BTTfangirl14*

question two. How do you feel about your big sister Ukraine?

She is fun to play with but a very big crybaby... I wish she hadn't left me for the UN. Now there is no one to help keep away Belarus.

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Thank you for all the questions~

So many people have become one today~

Yay~

Thank you all!

Ill just read my sister's blog to make sure she is not up to something~

*reads Belarus' Blog*

W-why is Belerus hiding in my closet? How does s-she know?

Someone help!

*runs away, still drinking vodka*