Disclaimer: I do not own Phil of the Future. Unfortunately I do not own Ricky Ullman either. I only own those fantasies of which are only going to stay inside my head. Gosh darn it! All hail Disney!
Chapter Four
Not too long after they had left their campsite did they arrive at the log and the river. Keely was the first on the log, setting her towel down as a blanket and sitting down on it to finish covering her legs in tanning lotion. As Phil finished looking around at the awesome sight of the woods and the river and as he entered the river slowly, Keely laid back and closed her eyes on the log. Phil swam around for a little while before he noticed that Keely had fallen asleep and was starting to look a little too red. Taking this as a perfect opportunity to play around with her, Phil swam as quietly as he could up to the log until he was right next to the sleeping Keely. Placing his hands in the water, he counted to three and then attacked Keely with freezing cold river water.
Startled, Keely straightened up really quickly, losing her balance as she screamed from shock. She was about to fall into the waist-deep water face first when Phil, laughing at his startled best friend, caught Keely around the waist before she fell completely into the water below.
Phil was still chuckling when he realized how close he and Keely actually were. Phil's left arm had, once again, found itself around her lower back while his right arm made itself at home around the middle of her back.
Keely took notice of their close proximity also and decided to play with Phil. She gave Phil a very sour face and slightly hit him on his right shoulder.
"Phil Diffy! How dare you! Why did you scare me like that? That is so mean! Ugh! Go over there!" Keely pointed to the other side of the log and then turned away from the again confused Phil and smirked.
"But…Keely…I'm sorry! I really am sorry!" Phil told her, coming up behind her. "Will you please forgive me Keely?" Phil asked, giving her his best attempt at puppy eyes and giving her a hug around her shoulders.
"No Phil Diffy. I will not forgive you until…"Keely started.
"Until what? I'll do anything as long as it's legal! Tell me!" Phil interrupted her.
Keely, smirking, lifted herself back onto the log. She crossed her legs as she sat and leaned back on her arms.
"I will not forgive you until you tell the world that I am the hottest and most talented news reporter in the world!"
Phil smiled in relief. He turned around, drew a big breath, and then yelled for the whole world of the campsite to hear:
"KEELY TESLOW IS THE HOTTEST AND THE MOST TALENTED NEWS REPORTER IN THE ENTIERE WORLD BOTH NOW AND IN THE FUTURE!"
Keely laughed and giggled as Phil jumped onto the log next to her. He went to hug her, but Keely stopped him as she got one more idea of what Phil could do for her.
"Phil, you did really well, but I think there is one more thing that you have to do to get my forgiveness."
Phil smirked and asked," And what is that? Eat a worm?"
"Ew! No! Gross!" Keely replied, disgusted." I wouldn't mind getting a real massage from you though. Much less…dirty. Ew! A worm? Gross! Please Phil?"
Phil agreed and had Keely turn around while still sitting on the log. Keely started to get comfortable when she realized that she didn't feel Phil starting. Keely turned around to look at Phil, who was just looking at her, with a concerned look on her face.
"Phil, what's the problem?"
"Oh, nothing much. I just realized that I've never done anything like this without a special gadget of some sort to help me. I'm sorry Keely. I don't mind doing this for you; it's just that… I don't know how to start. I don't actually know how to…period. Maybe latter?" Phil asked with an apologetic expression.
Keely's face switched back to a smile when she replied, "Of course Phil! Don't worry about it! I understand. And you were forgiven anyway. I was just playing with you."
Phil smirked and put a hand on Keely's shoulder. "I know. I think it's going to be a good thing, you bringing me out here. And, you know what? While we're out here, I promise to you that I will not use one of my future tools and will learn, or at least try to learn how to do everything manually."
Keely gave him a friendly pat on the back and then gave him a big hug. As they broke apart, Keely put her left hand on Phil's shoulder.
"I'm proud of you Phil. Oh, and Phil?"
"Yes Keely?"
"Don't wake me up like that again or the punishment will be worse next time. Have a nice swim." Keely said, finishing her sentence with pushing Phil back into the water and then lying back on her stomach and closing her eyes.
