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Mr. Padfoot/Sirius Black-Bold Italic

Mr. Moony/Remus Lupin-Bold

Mr. Prongs/James Potter-Plain

Mr. Wormtail/Peter Pettigrew-Italic

~esin


Chapter Four: Sirius' Hot Date Part I

In Transfiguration…

Mr. Padfoot would like to congratulate his fellow Messrs. and Marauders on an excellent prank Tuesday last.

Mr. Prongs thanks Mr. Padfoot for his praise and returns the same. Without his expertise, surely such a glorious act of mischief and hilarity would not have taken place.

Mr. Padfoot blushes. Mr. Prongs is too kind.

Mr. Moony reminds his fellow miscreants that passing notes right under McGonagall's nose is a bad idea.

Mr. Padfoot firmly believes that Minnie loves him and would not mind in the slightest.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Padfoot and would like to bring the singular nature of the parchment we are using to Mr. Moony's attention.

Mr. Moony is aware of the concealment charms on this parchment. He cast them himself.

Then Mr. Prongs is puzzled as to how exactly Mr. Moony thinks Minnie will catch us writing notes.

Mr. Wormtail would like to clarify Mr. Moony's point: McGonagall sees everything.

Mr. Moony would also like to point out that note passing is the reason that Mr. Prongs and are now the only sixth years with assigned seats. Seats on opposite ends of the front row.

[A large scribble on the parchment in Prongs' pen.]

The difficulties of human transfiguration—

Mr. Padfoot is confused by Mr. Prongs' sudden change in topic.

Mr. Prongs is now relieved that Minnie didn't see that.

Mr. Moony says "I told you so".

[Five minutes later.]

Mr. Prongs is open to accepting offers to join him in detention next Monday.

Mr. Padfoot would join Mr. Prongs, but his Monday night is already reserved for… otheractivities.

Mr. Moony hopes these "activities" don't involve being out after curfew. He has prefect duty that night and Mr. Padfoot has used up all his freebies.

Mr. Wormtail is amused by the word "freebie".

You would be, Wormy.

Mr. Prongs wishes to know what sorts of activities are more important that helping his good-as-brother survive a detention with an irate Minnie.

Mr. Moony would like to answer this with succinct bluntness: Padfoot has a hot date.

Mr. Prongs is offended that Mr. Padfoot is abandoning him for some girl.

Mr. Padfoot defends himself with the explanation that this is not just any girl.

Padfoot, if you bewitched Evans to go out with you, I swear I will punch your face in—

Relax, Prongs. I would never do that. Evans is off limits for everyone but you.

Mr. Wormtail would like to remind Mr. Padfoot and Mr. Prongs that they're breaking the rules.

Mr. Padfoot offers his apologies to Mr. Wormtail. He and Mr. Prongs were having a moment there.

And this is where Mr. Moony is glad McGonagall insists that the two of you sit on opposite sides of the room.

Ewwww Moony! What are you suggesting?

Mr. Moony wasn't suggesting anything. It is no fault of his if Mr. Padfoot has a dirty mind.

Yeah, mind out of the gutter, Padfoot. We still don't know who your hot date is.

Shut up, Prongs.

Mr. Wormtail would like to remind his fellow Marauders—

Shut up, Wormtail!

Mr. Moony is amused by Mr. Padfoot's high level of sensitivity to this matter. Are you going to tell them or should I?

Mr. Prongs is further offended that Mr. Moony knows the identity of Mr. Padfoot's hot date before he does.

Mr. Padfoot again has an explanation: Mr. Moony only knows because he walked in on us last time.

Yes, and I think I'm scarred for life.

Mr. Prongs thinks this means Mr. Moony needs a girlfriend.

Mr. Padfoot agrees.

Mr. Moony would like to point out that of the four of us, Mr. Padfoot is the only one who isn'tsingle. And if his track record is anything to go by, he too will be single by the end of next week.

My "track record"?!

Yes, Padfoot, your track record.

What do you mean? I don't have a track record.

You don't? Let me prove it to you.

I'd like to see you try.

Alright then. Two questions. One: how many girls have you dated? Or just snogged.

Um…

Mr. Prongs doesn't want to know the answer to that question.

Okay. Two: what is the longest you've been able to keep a girlfriend?

I dunno… There must have been someone…

Mr. Wormtail recalls that Mr. Padfoot dated Kelly Morgan for three weeks in fourth year beforeshe dumped him for the Ravenclaw Keeper.

Mr. Prongs is amazed and rather horrified that Mr. Wormtail keeps track of Mr. Padfoot's dating history.

Mr. Wormtail doesn't keep track. He only remembers because Miss Morgan has hated all theMarauders ever since.

Mr. Padfoot wonders why Miss Morgan's hatred for us is different than, say, Miss Evans' for example.

Mr. Moony speculates that the situation with Miss Morgan is not all that different from the one with Miss Evans. It just involves a different member of our esteemed company.

Mr. Prongs wonders what Mr. Moony means by that—OH!

Bit slow there, Prongs?

Mr. Moony believes that Mr. Prongs' "slowness" is due to the fact that Miss Evans just passed by his desk.

As fascinating as Kelly Morgan's opinion of us must be, Mr. Prongs would like to return to the original topic of conversation.

Mr. Wormtail can't remember what the original topic of conversation was.

Mr. Moony believes that Mr. Padfoot was about to tell everyone who his hot date is.

Mr. Padfoot had thought he had managed to get out of that.

In your dreams, Padfoot.

Yes, Prongs. She's in my dreams. Vividly.

Mr. Moony begs Mr. Padfoot to stop now before he says something to scar Mr. Moony for life yet again.

Mr. Padfoot would never—

Mr. Moony would like to remind Mr. Padfoot of the other night and what he found whilepatrolling the fourth floor…

Yes! There's the bell! Lunchtime!

You will tell, Padfoot!


A/N: Hope you guys like the chapter! Love and hugs!

~esin