Disclaimer: I own Rise of the Guardians. Or do I? Probally not. Yeah. I don't. *sigh*

This time around it's Sandserson McSnoozie aka the Sandman aka Sandy.

Mime: He would amaze people with his dazzling muteness.

News Reporter: "And here's Sanderson McSnoozie with the weather."

*rainy cloud, 24/5, 2 smily sun, steam, sidewalk, egg appear over his head*

"Thanks Sanderson, now last night some mental case broke into people's houses and murdered their toothbrushes..."

Sign Languange Teacher -

*in sign language*

"Now everyone, I'll be teaching you a new form of sign language."

*flashes hands and numbers over his head*

"You can't do it? Then you are no student of mine! Away with you! Begone!" (A/N How do you say that in sign language?)

Rapper -

- -?/-/- -/-/- -,-/- -/- - - -/"- -"/- -,- -/- -!/- -(- - -)/- - -?/-/

*wins trophy*

Macy's Manager -

I don't think being a bed manager means sleeping in a bed.

This is a meh chapter IMHO. But...

I NEEDZ MOAR REVIEWS!

Okay, I'm done.

Next up is...