Authors note: Thanks to all of you out there who have been following this story I can't believe I'm all ready on the fourth chapter and I would just like to say I won't disappoint. Just one more thing, Squids girl needs a name and I have no idea what it should be!!!! If you guys have any ideas please write them in a review. If you come up with a good name then I'll totally use it in the story!!!! And give you credit of course so come on!!! Read and review!!!! Think of a name!!!!! It would make me sooooooo happy!!!!!
I had gotten out off work twenty minutes ago and I was now headed to meet SpongeBob at Jelly fish fields. This was going to be great……..Yah, not really.
When I got to the stupid field the Sponge was no where to be seen…..I waited ten minutes and still nothing……. After about five more minutes I saw him riding in on his stupid little unicycle….that's when I remembered he didn't have a boat. No wonder why it toke him so long. Why didn't he just ask me for a ride? Well…maybe it was better if he didn't. I can barely deal with him in open area's let alone small spaces. That's like suicidal!!!! I mean just think about it….me and him in a boat together.
*Vision of Squid and SpongeBob in a boat together.*
"Hey Squidward, are we there yet, are we there yet? Now are we there, are we almost there, how about now? Squidward why won't you answer me? Oh my God, look at that over there. Do you see it Squid? Do ya, huh, do ya, isn't it beautiful? Why won't you answer me?
"Can't you see I'm trying to concentrate on the road!!!!!!!"
*CRASH*
*Out of vision* Oh my God that was horrible, really horrible!!!! I really hope that never happens. It's ok squidy, don't think about it!!!!! Don't think about it, don't think about it-
"Hi Squidward." SpongeBob said coming over.
"Ahhhh!!!!!" I started screaming.
"Squidward what's wrong? Are you ok? Squid are you having a heart attack or stock or something?
I was on the ground…I guess I passed out from my vision. "Squidward, do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?" SpongeBob said as he got on top of me and started giving me CPR.
"I'm ok SpongeBob, I'm alright, please get off of me now." I said comely.
"Ok Squidward, whatever you say." SpongeBob said getting off of me. When I got up I quickly scanned the area to make sure no one had seen those resent events because let me tell you, that last part looked just plain wrong……
Luckily no one was around. I guess it's back to business then. "Ok, SpongeBob, I guess we should start this thing." I said walking into the field.
"Oh but wait young warrior, you are not yet ready to enter the field. This field is only for the more advanced warriors, like myself. You must first start with the basic training exercises!" He said stopping me. What was up with him, was he actually serious? And what was with that ridicules accent he was trying to pull off? He sounded like a mad man!!!!!
"But-" I started to say.
"But nothing", he said cutting me off.
Well if you can't beat him I guess you might as well join him. "SpongeBob-"
"You must only refer to me as Master Sponge."
"Ok fine…..Master Sponge what is my first training activity?"
"You first must master the art of sneakiness because if you're not sneaky you will never be able to capture a Jelly."
"Ummmmmm……..ok, how are we going to do that?" I asked truly puzzled.
"Well for our first activity we must sneak into the chum bucket without being noticed and discover Plankton's secret recipe. Do you think we could take your boat?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
