Now for the usual boring morning assembly stuff...

Chapter Four: Morning Assembly and Science Class

"Attention. You have ten minutes to report to the auditorium. Please make your way there at this time."

They threw their lunches away and set off for the Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule Auditorium. Once there, Shiek pointed out Midna waving at them to come over.

"I guess were covered."

Link sat in between Zelda and Shad, much to his pleasure.

"Good morning students!"

The principal spoke into the podium's microphone.

"It is nice to see you all back here after a summer break. And to our new students, welcome. I am your principal, Daltus Harkinian. I have a few notices for-"

Link slouched in his seat, bored. His mind wandered toward the beautiful girl in her pink dress on his left. How she looked so smooth, how she smelled so nice, how she tilted her head to one side as her mind wandered also, et cetera.

Squish.

He felt a wet thing hit the back of his neck. He grabbed at it. It was a spitball. He looked behind him. Three rows up, Ganon grinned evilly down at him.

Link pulled out his hat and placed it behind his neck, like a cushion.

After thirty more minutes, Mr. Harkinian dismissed them.

"Geez. Are all his speeches like that?"

"You shoulda been there when he gave me THE talk." Shiek muttered. Shad laughed.

Link felt yet another spitball hit his hair.

"So, Science."

They walked into a lab room. The teacher, Ms. Impa, an elderly lady with white hair, was drawing a seating chart on the board. It was blank based on names. Because the desks were actually two-person tables, he had to sit next to his lab partner.

"Go write your name at the table you want to sit at."

Link went up and randomly wrote his name on a square. Then he went and sat down. Upon doing so, he crossed his arms on his side of the table and lay his head on them.

Minutes later, when everyone had entered the classroom, he looked up to the board to see who he was next to. He noticed Shad right in front of him, next to Shiek. Both seemed to be bored. Shiek was reading a book, and Shad was making paper throwing stars. He looked to his right. His stomach turned over. It was Zelda.

She too was reading. It happened to be Eragon. Link noticed that she lingered on the left pages more than the right, but maybe that was his wishful thinking.

He pulled out a piece of paper and began to doodle randomly. Truth be told, it depicted Ordon Village. His house showed him outside with a sword, fencing against his neighbor, Rusl. Ilia's house had Bo and her feeding their dog.

Talo, Malo, and Beth stood in a clearing, playing Army. Colin and Fado were at Fado's farm, tending to the goats.

"Wow. That's beautiful..."

He looked up. Zelda was also looking at it.

"Is that what you really do?"

She pointed at his self and Rusl fencing portion.

"We used to do it a lot. I grew up next to him."

He began shading in the sky to make it look like it was dusk.

"Okay class. Welcome to Physical Science, or IPC, whichever you prefer. This will give you a head start in your basic Chemistry and Physics courses. This is by far the easiest course you will take while you are here."

She began to write the lesson plan on the board.

Shad stole Shiek's book, glanced at the cover (Twilight), grimaced, and put it back.

Zelda began to draw something on her own piece of paper. Link watched interestedly as she drew a heart with the letters S. H. + N. S. inside. She folded into a plane and threw it at Midna, who was sitting about three tables behind them, next to Nabooru, who was staring toward Shiek's blonde hair. She caught it, read the contents, and snickered softly. Nabooru saw this, blushed furiously, and threw her own plane at Zelda. It also depicted a heart, but with the letters L. G. + Z. H. inside.

Zelda blushed furiously. Link, upon reading it, felt his face grow hot.

Midna seemed to be overcome by giggles.

"What is so funny, Miss Twili?"

Ms. Impa caught her.

Midna tried to keep a straight face.

"Well, it's about something you wouldn't understand."

"Then could you explain it to us, so we may be able to?"

Midna looked up at the ceiling.

"Its a very long story..."

"We have no work today. Why were you laughing in my class?"

"It was something from the bus ride."

Ms. Impa closed her eyes.

"Never mind. The things you kids talk about these days are probably not worth hearing about."

Zelda gave her a thumbs up and mouthed "Nice." when Impa turned her back, though she still looked a little red in the face.

Zelda and Link sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G... R-&-R-or-I-will-eat-your-chil-dren.