Lets Bash Tea!

Ok I am mean, I will admit that I HATE Tea. Sorry Tea fans but she is just to...I dont know...cheery...and her friendship rants...my god what is up with that. I am sorry but real friends don't go around bitching about friendship and what is supposed to happen in said friendship...atleast mine don't (thank the gods and goddesses)...seems to me she is a little bit of a control freak...that or she has such little self esteem that she has to remind them that they are all friends...awe now I feel bad for her...still want to kill her...just feel a tad sad...~watches yu-gi-oh again and hears another friendship rant~ .e OMG it is like in EVERY episode...that is it...time for a new chapter. ;D

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Time to B-Bash Tea++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

It was morning in Domino City as students of all ages started to wake up and get ready for school, a spiky blond hair boy with red and black streaks in his hair groaned as he slammed his hand down on his alarm clock as it buzzed. The young teen opened his violet eyes and saw the spirit of the Millennium puzzle hovering over him. He smiled to his Yami as he sat up and rubbed his tiered eyes, "good morning Yami," the boy said.

"Good morning Yugi," Yami said as he smiled back, Yugi got up out of bed and groaned as he stretched his still tiered muscles. The boy looked at his alarm clock, his eyes going wide as he realized the time and grabbed his school uniform tripping over the chair they had been laid out on in his haste to get ready for school. Yugi got dressed quickly and grabbed his bag before running out the door of the game shop his grandfather owned. He started running down the street but stopped as the voice of his Yami sounded in his head.

"Yugi, where are you going in such a haste?" The Spirit of the puzzle asked.

"...to school Yami, I am running very late.." Yugi replied

"Well Yugi I do not think you should continue to run to school..." He said with a grin

"Why?"

"...because Yugi, you are not wearing shoes...or pants for that matter." The spirit said trying to hide his laughter. Yugi looked down and blushed bright red before quickly running back to the shop and up to his room. The teen huffed as he put on his pants and shoes before checking and making sure he was wearing everything he was supposed too and smiled, thanking Ra no one had seen him pants and shoeless just minutes ago. The young duel monsters champion sighed as he walked out the door again waving goodbye to his grandfather as he restarted his trek to school. The walk to school was long but he knew he would meet up with his friends soon, just like everyday. Some days they would meet up at Yugi's or they would meet up along their ways to the school. Everyday was the same for the group of friends but today seemed different. Yugi couldn't explain why exactly today seemed different but it did and even Yami, the spirit that inhabited Yugi's body, felt the same way.

"Hey Yug," Yugi looked up as he heard his name spoken with a Brooklyn accent and smiled at the grinning blond boy in front of him.

"Joey!" Yugi exclaimed smiling and greeted his blond hair friend. They chatted as they walked to school together, talking about their weekends and plans for the next, they even chatted about an awesome dinner Joey had, had the night before, the conversation ended though as they enter the school and headed towards their lockers which were side by side. Yugi looked up at Joey and tilted his head before asking if his friend was ok, with a sigh Joey looked at the shorter teen and asked,

"Hey Yug, have you noticed anything odd about Tea recently?"

"No I haven't Joey why?"

"Well..," before the blond duelist could finish speaking, a dark voice interrupted him, "Motou, control your friends and keep them on their leashes otherwise I will have to call the pound and have them euthanized." The tall brunette said as he stood beside Yugi and Joey. Seto was beside him holding on to his arm and looked as if he was ready to pass out.

"Kaiba, what did my friends do?" Yugi asked

"Well for one, all of your friends bug the hell out of me and two your little yapping cheerleader called my brother a whore and a prostitute." Seth exclaimed as his brother unconsciously dug his nails into his arm. Yugi's eyes widened as he looked towards Joey who was staring at the twins with wide eyes before also looking at the twins. Yugi looked up at Seth with a frown and shook his head before speaking, "Kaiba that does not sound like Tea,"

"Well Yug, Tea has been acting strange I mean last Friday at school she put words into my mouth, and all I said was, 'why are you eating a salad, are you trying to lose weight?' and she just went off on me Yug, saying I was calling her fat, and stormed off but the weirdest part was what happened after school." Joey said with a frown as he looked towards the short duelist.

"what happened on the way home Joey?"

"Well as I was walking home, I noticed Tea was following me and when I confronted her and apologized for earlier she asked me to tell her if she was really fat, I told her she wasn't. Then she started screaming at me and saying I was lying and still saying I was calling her fat. She just kept accusing me Yug of something I never said. Then She screamed at me again saying I was lying and accusing me of calling her fat and then stormed off. I have no idea what her problem is but shes been acting so strangely as of late." Joey said as he finished speaking and continued to look at his short friend. Yugi continued to stare with wide eyes as he looked at his friend before turning his attention to the Kaiba twins.

"So what happened with you two and Tea? I know you said she called your brother horrible things but what else?" Yugi asked. Seto looked at his brother, after getting his brothers nod of approval the younger of the twins began to speak.

"Well I was sitting at home watching 'Wicked' when I heard a knock at the door. I got up to answer it and Tea was standing at the door and immediately started saying how I needed to change the school uniforms. I told her I had no authority over that and she would need to talk to Seth but she just screamed at me that I was a Kaiba and did in fact have authority. She claimed I thought she was an idiot and pushed passed me into the house and sat down on the couch. I told her again that she would need to speak with Seth about changing the uniforms but had also said he was at Kaiba Corp. Tea then shrugged and said she would wait for him to return."

"When I did arrive home," Seth began as his brother had finished speaking, "I had heard yelling in the living room and when I went in there I found your friendship ranting freak of a cheerleader yelling at Seto. When I asked her why she was there she stated she had been invited in and proceeded to tell me that I needed to force the school to change the uniforms and when Seto told me what had happened, the girl claimed she had only been there ten minutes but had in fact been there for six hours all the while yelling at Seto and causing him to have a panic attack. When I had Roland and Gail throw her out she began yelling profanity at my brother." Seth finished as he glared at his rival, before anyone had a chance to speak all four boys turned their heads as a high pitched brunette girl walked up to them.

"Hi guys" Tea beamed as she walked up to them. She ignored their glares as she walked over to Seth and laced their fingers together. She smiled at Seth and winked as she smiled her best smile, "You know Seth, you are quite the smart and handsome man." Seth gagged before pulling his hand away from the girl and glared, "Do not ever touch me again.." He seethed. Tea ignored him and started tracing a finger over his chest smiling, "come on now stud, I know you like me.."

Yugi, Yami, Joey, Seto and Seth all stared at the girl in disbelief as she winked at Seth and smiled before wrapping an arm around him. "Oh come on Seth, you said you wanted me to be your girlfriend last night, you even gave me a ride home."

"WHAT!? That never happened, you screamed at my brother and I had you escorted out!" Seth exclaimed. Once again Tea ignored him as she tightened her grip around him. Seth pulled away from her embrace in disgust and glared at her. "First of all Gardner, touch me again and I will strangle you, second of all I never in my life said anything about going out with you. I am gay and the whole world knows it. Third even if I wasn't gay after having you all up on me hell even after the first time I ever heard your voice I would have turned gay."

The brunette girl stared up at him in shock, "What, are you saying you will not date me because...because I am fat!?" The girl screeched, her face turning red in anger.

"Yes, yes that is exactly what I am saying Tea, I will not date you, and it has nothing to do with the fact I find men attractive and not woman but rather the fact that you are fat." Tea stared at the CEO wide eyed, her face red with anger, but he like she had done earlier, ignored her and continued. "I mean look at you Tea, lay off the salads and the cheer-leading, you look like and overgrown tooth pick" The other boys knew Seth was being sarcastic and snickered, Seto nearly fell to the floor in laughter. Seth smiled at Tea mockingly. She opened her mouth to speak but turned on her heels and walked away. Yugi wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes as he looked at the twins and to Joey and nodded as Joey asked, "now, you see what we mean Yug?" Yugi knew something was off and decided that maybe he should ask Tea what was wrong. Saying goodbye to Joey and the twins, Yugi grabbed his things and ran after Tea.

"Tea, wait up.." Yugi said as the girl stopped in her tracks and turned around with her arms crosses. "Tea are you ok, you have been acting weird lately." Yugi asked his friend. Tea looked at him still angry and shook her head. "friends Yugi, we all are friends and Joeys been saying I am fat and the twins have been calling me names and just saying awful things to me!" Yugi was surprised by Tea's words knowing that she was confusing the situation. The twins had never called her names...well maybe Seth had but they were all used to that by now and if she was referring to the fat thing well...that is just silly, everyone could tell Seth had been joking and mocking her for calling herself fat when she wasn't, but obviously Tea heard only what she wanted to hear. Hell she was even putting words into others mouths. Yugi frowned and looked up at Tea and shook his head, Tea you are not fat, so Joey made a comment about you eating a salad, plus I don't think Joey even knows what a salad is." Yugi joked with a grin.

Tea looked at him in shock, "Yugi, Joey is our friend! I can not believe you just called him poor and stupid!"

"Wait what!?" Yugi exclaimed

"You said Joey did not know what a salad was, so you pretty much said he was poor and stupid! I can not believe you Yugi, how could you!" Tea screeched as she stormed off. Yugi looked at his Yami as he floated beside him just as surprised as he was and glared.

She was going down..

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AN: XD bahahaha go Seth!