CHAPTER FOUR: REIMUS RVENGE!

-Reimu went to the bad guy headwaters, and filld out the paperwork to become a bad guy, so she did bad guy stuff like rubbing banks, mogging peoploe, balldozing other shirnes and churches and schools and orpanages, steeling babys from candy, and worst of all, saying nice things to Gilfred von Baggans, who was the evellest person in the whole world because he says Talos Agel and Alice can't relation ship because girls, and he hits babies and girtls with a belt and he looks ugly and is stupid and he smell like poop. He also has a little penis, it is even littler than an amoeba, which is the littlest protozoa , and he can't make women ograsm and he fails at life. He eats babies and killed everyone's grandma and grandpa becaus he aslo hats old people too. Gilfred von Baggens is also pedofile, so he rapes little cildren. Gilferd is even worser than Adlof Hitler, and he wants to kjill all of the not white people, and enslav all of the wite people who he doesn't kill. He is so bad, that Osama Bin Ladder hird him to kill peopl for no reason and he diod it for free. I*f you see him IRL, punch him in the faec, because eh is PUER EVIL:!

-Marisa read the news on the TV, and SHOCKED! "I need to talk her out of ity!" Marisa yells urgently, and she ran off on her flying beromsick. She flew to bad guy HQ, where Reimu was, and she yelled "REIMU DON'Y BE BAD GUY YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIVER!" Reimu sapped Marisa because of angree, "YOU CEATED ON ME WITH PACTOULI, AND I WANTED BABEY!" Marisa felt bad because it was true, so she kissed Reimu and said "Im Sorrry," and they made up. THEN GILFERD VON BAGGENS ROPED THEM WITH A ROPE! "HAHAHAHA!" Goilfred evel laughed at them, "I CAUGHT YOU, SO NOW THJE BAD GUYS WILL WIN AND I WILL MAKE ALL OF THE GIRLS SANDWICH ZTO ME, BUT forbid THEN FROM EACH other!"

-Pachtouli punched down the Bad guy HQ doors, and untied Reimu and Marisa. "I sorry I seducted Marisa, but I really liked her, but now I just want you both to be happy togethetr." They all charged up there good guy magicks, and killed Gilfred Von Baggans in a million pieces with blood and gore, who yelled "NOOOOOOO!" Gilferd von Baggins wet straight to hell, and the devel said "HAHAHA, I EXCEPTED YOU FOR AN LONG TIM!" The devil raped Gilfred in the butt, and cheweed on his face until it bloodded, and ZGilferd was on fire and he yelled "STOP," but the deviol didn't and he trotured Gilfred von Baggins forever. Everyone cheered happy ands said "Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!'" People peed on Gilfred carcass, and also throw tarsh and liter fluid and garbage at it, and fired it, and threw it into a hole so noone wood have two see him again. All of the bag duys burned down bad guy HQ, and builded a good guy HQ and became good guys so the bad guys lost forever this time.