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Disclaimer: It's too heartbreaking to say, but Naruto does not belong to me.
Phase 4 : Fighting off Kakashi and Tsunade…
Naruto rolled on his bed while replaying today's events in his head. It was only the first day of Sasuke turning all innocent and defenseless, but already he had to ward Neji, Kiba, Shika, Chouji and the villagers plus fangirls off of his property. He shuddered when he thought of the events he will have to go through if the girls of rookie 9 decides to come visit, and not to mention, his most hateful enemy, Gaara.
Shuddering slightly from his previous thought, Naruto knew that he needed some pretty radical extreme measures to keep Gaara's grubby hands form his Sasu-chan. Like Naruto didn't notice how Gaara always send perverted looks at Sasuke whenever he was sure that nobody was looking.
Arrgghhhh! What to do! Can't I just lock Sasuke away in some basement and not let anyone near him but me! And to prevent him from running away, I'll chain him to the wall…heheheh…mmmm…Sasuke in chains…(drool)
"Naru? You're bleeding from your nose…are you okay?" asked an almost sleepy Sasuke. He was blinking rapidly now, trying to keep awake until he heard Naruto's answer.
Turning to gaze at his object of affections, Naruto noticed that the room temperature had risen considerably. Or is it just him? Clad in tight boxers, cute Sasuke was already climbing onto the bed and settling underneath the blankets next to Naruto. The thin blankets enabled Naruto to make out the outline of Sasuke's legs, (as well as, ahem, other parts) and he thanked whatever god up there for this platinum opportunity. He was really, really sleeping with Sasuke.
"Eheh, Sasuke, I'm fine…it's just that it's hot in here…" to make his point, Naruto hesitantly took off his shirt and threw it to the side. Fanning himself, he caught Sasuke giving this appreciative look at his bare torso and blushed heavily.
Did Sasuke just ogled me? Nah. Must be the heat…but damn Sasuke looks delicious in just his boxers! Keep calm Naruto…close your eyes…
"Naru…I'm hot too…can I take off my boxers?"
Stupid authoress! Why did you bother describing his boxers if he was gonna take it off anyway!!
"WHAT?!! Err…s-s-sure Sasuke. Eheh, wh-what ever you want…" stuttered an embarrassed Naruto. He quickly faced the opposite direction when he hears the rustling of clothes and moments later he could also hear said clothes hitting the floor. Shutting his eyes tightly…Naruto counted sheep in his head and hoped for sleep to take over him.
One sheep…two sheep…three naked Sasuke…four naked Sasuke…uuhhnn!
"Naru…can I hug you?" snapping his head to look at Sasuke, Naruto gulped, smiled and wrapped his arms around the Uchiha. He could already feel the heat rise to his face, as all of Sasuke's body parts came into contact with his. And he did mean ALL. Sasuke let out a contented purr and snuggled closer. Naruto gulped some more.
"Naru…why do people on TV kiss?" a sleepy Sasuke slurred his question. Naruto gazed at Sasuke's face, stroking his head in slow movements. Times like these made him wish that time would stop and let him relive this moment forever. It made him feels complete, just lying there with Sasuke in his arms.
"Hmm…kisses are meant for your most special person Sasuke. Sometimes people kiss their families and friends to show that they love them. But those kisses are only simple ones, normally on cheeks, not like the ones you saw on TV. And also, you should never, ever, let someone force you into a kiss,"
Hopefully, after this Sasuke won't go around in a kissing frenzy.
"Oh! So I should only kiss someone I like the most?"
"Yes,"
"And I can kiss others that I consider friends, but in a simpler way?"
"Uh-uh,"
"Then…can I kiss you Naru?"
"Hmm…-what?"
"I want to kiss you Naru…cause you're my most special person," with determination in his eyes, Sasuke climbed onto Naruto and placed his hands on both sides of Naruto's head. Blushing furiously, Naruto looked up at Sasuke's face, unsure of what to do. He didn't want to take advantage of Sasuke, but he also didn't want to push him away either.
"Sasuke…are you sure…?" no use in denying the inevitable, Naruto let his eyes droop as he closed the distance between their lips. Just a chaste kiss, and Sasuke immediately pulled back, gasping. Naruto felt his heart break...did Sasuke hated it?
"What's wrong Sasuke? Did you hate it?" Sasuke smiled and shook his head. The moment he touched his lips to Naruto, a spark went through his body. It made him feel giddy.
"Then, I won't kiss you anymore, until you're ready. Come on, let's get ready for bed," rolling Sasuke off of him, Naruto tucked Sasuke in and again wrapped his arms around Sasuke. This time, no other questions came from the genius and soon, even breathing was heard from both boys.
Naruto opened his eyes to see that Sasuke was missing. He scanned the room quickly, and looked under the bed, just in case.
Shit! Did someone kidnap him! When I find the idiot who dared to put his hands on my property…
"Naru! Morning! Kaka-sensei came by to take me out to ramen!" a cheerful Sasuke greeted Naruto by kissing him on his cheeks. Smiling at the bubbly nature the Uchiha was showing, Naruto then turned to glare at his sensei, who, no doubt, came uninvited.
"Why don't we go first Sasu-chan and wait for Naruto at the ramen place?" Kakashi's visible eye turned up, signaling that the man was smiling underneath that mask.
"Ok! Yay! Let's go Kaka-sensei!"
"Ho ho ho… so cute, Sasu-chan," Uh-oh, Naruto knew that perverted drawl anywhere. It always happens when Kakashi was thinking of someone in ways that even Jiraiya would blush if he knew.
"Don't you dare do anything to him," Naruto muttered under his breath, out of Sasuke's hearing range.
" Oh? And what are you gonna do to stop me?"
"Not me," Naruto turned and smiled at the grey-haired jounin. "But ME," he grinned, revealing Kyuubi fangs at Kakashi. Kakashi gulped mentally.
"Ho…ho...ho, come little Sasu-chan," Kakashi disappeared with Sasuke in a puff of smoke. Naruto hastily bathe and change his clothes, then ran out to meet the two. To his relief, Sasuke was eating his ramen peacefully, but he didn't like the look that Kakashi was giving his Sasuke at the moment.
"Naru! You finally came! Kaka-sensei said he's gonna teach me some cool jutsu after this! Wanna come?"
"What kinda jutsu?" Ordering his ramen Naruto wiped off bits of ramen off Sasuke's face and said boy gleamed at him in happiness. Naruto couldn't help but smiled back at Sasuke. Kakashi watched the display of affection and smirked mentally.
Hohoho…no wonder all of the genin 9 and sand nins are in on this! It's sure is fun to see Naruto all jealous and riled up. Not to mention we get to molest Sasuke and not get chidori-ed! Yay for me!
"I'm done Kaka-sensei! Let's go train!" chirped the ever enthusiastic Uchiha.
"Okay, you are welcomed to join us Naruto. But don't worry…Sasuke is in very capable hands…"
"I'll be there after I fininsh my ramen, Sasuke!" Naruto glared at his sensei. Something was up. He'd better hurry.
"Come on Sasu-chan! I'll piggy back you there," Kakashi offered and was immediately glomped by Sasuke. Kakashi shifted Sasuke into a comfortable position and headed of, not missing the snapping sound of chopsticks behind him.
I've definitely gotta watch my back after this…
Naruto watched on as Kakashi disappeared with Sasuke in the direction of the training grounds. He didn't even notice the broken chopsticks in his hands, snapped in half. All he knew was that he hated Kakashi, VERY MUCH, right now.
Not able to take it anymore, he left his ramen unfinished and also dashed towards the training grounds. When he finally found the duo, he could feel blood rushing to his head and his eyes turning red at the scene before him.
"Ahh..Kaka-sensei! Why are we in this position?" squeaked a blushing Sasuke.
"This is a new jutsu to ward of perverts, Sasu-chan! Surely you know that you need to learn self defense!" replied the jounin, all the while placing himself gently on top of the Uchiha. He could sense Naruto's chakra behind him, obviously watching.
"Oh..Wow! I wanna beat all those molesters away with this new jutsu!" hai…too innocent, little Sasu-chan. "What next Kaka-sensei!"
"Now wrap your legs around my waist…so that you can have a grip on that pervert" Sasuke obliged readily. His eyes shone brightly, excited about learning a jutsu nobody else knew. Maybe he could teach Naruto after this?
That ass! Okay calm down Naruto! Just go there and calmly break them apart..
"Next I'm gonna put my hands here…" Kakashi place his hands on Sasuke's behind and gave it a squeeze.
"AH!"
SNAP!
Kakashi immediately pulled away and rolled Sasuke away from the menacing chakra that he felt radiating from Naruto. Confused, Sasuke watched as his sensei hastily got up into a fighting position. Did Kaka-sensei not know this was Naruto's chakra? Why was he so afraid? To Sasuke, Naruto's chakra felt relaxing.
Shit! He snapped! I'm dead! Gulping hard, Kakashi prepared himself for the beating that he had to face….
"Okay, you perverted coot, who did you molest this time?" Tsunade was now back from her trip and was healing the cuts and bruises that the jounin obtained. She winced as she healed a broken rib.
"Ohh…no one Hokage-sama. Just playing around.." Kakashi gasped as the hokage touched a sore spot. He barely made it alive from the scuffle he had with Naruto. And that was without Kyuubi's power. He shuddered from the thought of Naruto in Kyuubi mode.
"It seems like Kakashi met his match,"
Both adults turned to see the new comer. Tsunade smirked and Kakashi's eye turned to the crescent moon shape, indicating that he was grinning.
"We need someone more powerful to handle Naruto," Kakashi suggested. Tsunade nod in approval.
"That's why it's my turn now," at visitor's words, both adults whipped their heads and stared incredulously at the person. After regaining her composure, Tsunade gave a lopsided grin and put her thumbs up.
"Go for it…Gaara-sama,"
R n R please! the 4th chappie!
