Chapter Four: Heavenly Intervention
One lonely fanfic writer sits at her computer, hands in the air, head facing up towards the sky which, though despite being under the roof, is raining on her, narrowly missing her computer. "Why?" She asks, frantic and desperate, tears in her eyes.
From the heavens comes a booming voice, which sounds scarily similar to Mamoru Miyano's. "What is it, my child?" God asks, thinking that he can give one answer to this girl who seems to be so deeply in despair.
The rain stops and she looks up at the sky, ready to ask the question that has haunted her mind for a few months now. "Why do people ship Izaya and Shizuo when they could be shipping Celty and Shizuo? I mean, I like yaoi as much as the next girl, but it's obvious that Shizuo really loves Celty and doesn't care at all for-" She pauses, aghast as the rain begins to fall on her head once again. "God, where are you going?"
"Far away from the otakus. Fanfiction is a godless land."
He retreats back into heaven and does what God does, wondering why, on earth, he created anime.
Fin
A/N: Because I just needed to write this and have it be heard.
