CATHETER 4
Won yer laser hosen, the freddys had ben dating for won yer.
Freddy had ben vary worried for the yere Belize Greddie did not know about the deal Greydd had made with the krosroad Damian. He wanted Freddie to bee hapy. Then he had an ideer.
They kud raze a children together!
Of corse that children would only know both its Freddis for two yeres, and then Freddy would dye. But whatevs, he toth. Dey goth uubar d cover and succ. Da nex mornin, Freddie Notis something felt rong.
"I fel alone in my lyf" sad Freddie. "I half you but I want a...a something."
"A famely?" asked Freddy.
"Ues," Said Freddie. "And a Children"
"I would love a children."
"Let us buy a child"
"Freddie, it's called adopting" Said a disemmbodyed voise.
"Let's adopt a Children!"
So they weent to the adopshun aggencyz Den dey sawz this girl that had just called to dem. Sheeeeeee had brown hair, hazel eyes,and reminded Freddie of himself.
"LETZ GET DIS 1" Said Freddie.
"Y" sed Freddye.
"Bekas sheeeeeeees my rightful reincarnation."
"Ok I'm not gon kweshrun that my lov"
They adapted the children and took her back to ther hows.
They left her alon for an hower and saw that sheeeeee had decorated her roomba with Queen posters and had sumhoe gutten a rekerd playor.
"Oh my" sed da Fred." Sheeeees just like u" Freddy shed a tee. He cry'd for hour. Then he whiisepred, "she'll sav me someday"
"Wat do u meen"
"Uhhhhhjjj" Freddy tryes to lye "when we r old n ded she will be hour legesy."
"Ok but I'm still sushpicshos"
"Rezonable?
"I stil lov u sad Freddie
Then suddenly...
TEH OLD LADEY CEM VACCUUM. SHE BROUGHT DE ENTIRE MILTAIRE.
Then their daughter (named Azazel) sang a bohemi rhapsod. Da militar ended up retreating cuz of da rhapson. Then sheee snapped the old ladis next.
Evryone thouht they was sayf.
But.
In da distance...
The old lady came back to lyf becas she was...
AN AGNEL!1!1!2!1!11121166666!nb
