hey fan people its me, you know the author. i'm lying to myself. i don't think anyone actually reads this. give me a sign of life with a review. also red vs blue is awesome. and macs suck ass.
chapter 4
"are we there yet?" asked Caboose for the 1000000th time.
"thankfully yes, we are now there." he was right. Link recognized the bridge in front of him (a/n link now just has pale skin instead of blue skin) it was the bridge aross the gorge into Ordon.
"i have to thank you idiots for taking us to Ordon, the way the woods have changed over the years means we would have never found our way out."
"your welcome, now me and caboose have to find our way back to the base. bye!" Church and Caboose then ran off into the forest.
"well they were... odd" said Minda, looking at the direction they had ran.
"i could barley keep my hands from strangling Caboose. i hope we never meet them again." admitted Link
Midna sighed "we probably will have to meet them again unfortunately."
"your probably right,. anyways, lets get to Ordon, i want to see if it changed."
Ordon had changed a bit. it was somehow bigger and was more populated than it was before. The ranch now had cows, cuccos, and horses in addition to the goats. also there was now a small fort on one of the cliffs with a path leading to it. Link and Midna decided to go to the ranch for no reason but when they entered the gates they heard screaming.
"ahhhhhh! this horse is ****ing crazy! for the love of the goddeses somone help me!" the person screaming appeared to be a ranch hand
"you should have know well enough to not go near the horse kid, only Ilia and Colin can even touch her, let alone saftely ride her!" shouted a rancher that must've moved to Ordon after Link left.
A gaurd leaning on a wall sighed "its useless, that kid was dead the second he aproacehed Epona." the gaurds voice sounded somewhat familiar to Link but that didn't matter right now. Link needed to save that ranch hand from his horse.
Link looked around and saw a patch of horse grass. Link knew that the song he played on it called Epona to him so he picked a peice of it and blew the song that his mother had taught him (a/n no i'm not making Malon/Romani LInk's mother, but i am making him descended from one of thoses two.)
the second that the tune known as Epona's song left the grass Epona insatnly calmed down and ran to Link. when Epona stopped infront of Link he could see what the twilight had done to her. her hair had grown several shades darker and was almost black and she now had some twili markings on her (a/n i know next to nothing about horses, so if Epona would be really $ #*ing old for a horses at that point, then the markings are magic that have extended her life).
"a-a-am i dead?" Link had completly forgotten about the ranch hand. he was about ot tell him he wasn't but the rancher beat him to it.
"either your alive, or hell looks alot like earth you idiot. now, i'm going to go and thank the man that saved. he then turned to Link "thank ypu stranger but i have to ask, where the hell did you learn that song?"
Link searched his brain until he could find an explanation "i'm from a ranch in Termina, I came here a few years ago in search of adventure and got stuck. as for the song, my mother taught it to me." while that most of that was a lie, there was some truth in it, he was pretty sure he had some cousins or somthing in termina that did live on a ranch and his mother actually had taught him epona's song, saying that it had been passed through the family for generations.
"termina eh? never been there but i've heard it's pretty nice. nicer than here anyways. if you can mange to calm this damm horse, i don't care. but if you ever need work, your always welcome here."
"come on Midna, let's get going" siad Link as he started walking away from the rancher when he was pulled to the side by the gaurd that was leaning on the wall.
"where the hell have you been Link?" questioned the guard whose voice was still familiar to Link.
"how do you know my name?"
"when you spend your entire childhood idolizing someone it's pretty easy to regognize them." replied the gaurd
it finally clicked in Link's head "Talo!?"
"took you lonk enough"
"how did you know it was me?"
"a few reasons, 1. you really don't look that different, 2. Epona has killed about 7 people who have tried to touch her. but that dosn't matter right now, i have somone i want you to meet." Talo then began walking away expecting them to follow. Link looked over to Midna who shrugged and began walking.
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