AN Okay, so first of all, I'm sorry that I uploaded this twice. I forgot to do a final edit and write the Author's note.
I don't own Emmett. But neither does my sister, so HA!
Did I already use that one.
Emmett: Miss Meow?
Miss Meow: Meow?
Emmett: Why are you black?
Miss Meow: ……
Emmett: You were orange before.
Miss Meow: Meow.
Emmett: Whatever.
Speaker Voice: Welcome to Day 2.
Emmett: Day 2?!?! I've been here for at least two weeks.
Speaker Voice: You have no sleep cycle, therefore no sense of time.
Emmett: That's wack!
Speaker Voice: Wiggity-Wack?
Emmett: No, just the regular kind.
Speaker Voice: Gig- na- fa- watchya- IDIOTS!
Miss Meow: Meow?
Speaker Voice: Sorry, there's a group of idiots beside me who should be working, but they're playing cards.
Emmett: Can I play?
Speaker Voice: No.
Emmett: Why?
Speaker Voice: They're playing the stupidest game ever.
Emmett: What game is that?
Speaker Voice: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
Emmett: sorry
Speaker Voice: SHUT UP!
Emmett: Is……um…..you seem angry…..er…….than usual……So……..um…….What was that game?
Speaker Voice: President.
Emmett: I love that game!
Speaker Voice: WHAT?
Emmett: Just kidding. I've never heard of it.
Miss Meow: meow…
Speaker Voice: wait for it…
Speaker Voice: wait for it…
Emmett: For what?
Speaker Voice: wait for it…
Speaker Voice: It's time for the adventure of Strongboy and the creepy orange/black colour changing cat named by Alice.
Emmett: (Jump into superhero pose)
Miss Meow: (Jump into superhero (Cat?) pose)
Speaker Voice: Que theme music!
…
Speaker Voice: Theme music???
…
Speaker Voice: You idiots! Play the theme music!
Emmett: Me?....
Speaker Voice: What do you mean you never made the theme music? What were you doing all this time?
Emmett: ……I'm confused…..
Speaker Voice: PLAYING CARDS!?!?!?
Emmett:….Oh.
Miss Meow: Meow?
Emmett: I think she's talking to the 'idiots' who she works with.
Speaker Voice: I CAN TALK TO THE 'PRESIDENT' ANY WAY I WANT TO! Oh, the mic is still on….how….embarassing.
Emmett: AHA! You make mistakes! I still have a chance to escape.
Speaker Voice: Not my fault! Jim was supposed to work the mic.
Miss Meow: Meow?
Speaker Voice: He's playing cards.
Miss Meow: Meow.
Emmett: That's okay, we'll do our own superhero music.
Speaker Voice: Oh, no.
Emmett: Duh, doo di doo, du di da, la la loooo, Strong Boy and…..that cat name….da dia da!
Miss Meow: Meow.
Emmett: (To Cat) You're right miss meow. (To Speaker) We are unhappy with our superhero names. I mean, Strong Boy? I'm not a boy. Can I be Strong Man? And Miss Meow's name is too long-
Miss Meow: Meow.
Emmett: and insulting.
Speaker Voice: How about Boxboy and Coolcat?
Miss Meow: Meow. (Nods head)
Speaker Voice: It's settled then.
Emmett: NO! NO! That's worse! And it still says boy in it.
Speaker Voice: It's too late. We've already gone public.
Emmett: What?
Speaker Voice: Just kidding.
Miss Meow: Meow.
Speaker Voice: You're right Miss Meow, we should call him 'Cheerleader'.
Emmett: WHAT?
Speaker Voice: Lolz.
Anyway. Sorry if you were disappointed. I know it was a long wait, and this isn't my best work ever, but in my defence, I had to go at this one alone -without my fabulous co-writer LivLifeForever- and with a bunch of my crazy classmates yelling about cards right beside me.
"If you have any comments about the [story 'Emmett in a Box'] or would like to suggest topics for future [chapters], drop us a line at [that review box]." -How it is made.
Yep, that's right, I've twisted the words of a mildly popular television program, so that it tells you to review our story.
