AN Okay, so first of all, I'm sorry that I uploaded this twice. I forgot to do a final edit and write the Author's note.

I don't own Emmett. But neither does my sister, so HA!

Did I already use that one.


Emmett: Miss Meow?

Miss Meow: Meow?

Emmett: Why are you black?

Miss Meow: ……

Emmett: You were orange before.

Miss Meow: Meow.

Emmett: Whatever.

Speaker Voice: Welcome to Day 2.

Emmett: Day 2?!?! I've been here for at least two weeks.

Speaker Voice: You have no sleep cycle, therefore no sense of time.

Emmett: That's wack!

Speaker Voice: Wiggity-Wack?

Emmett: No, just the regular kind.

Speaker Voice: Gig- na- fa- watchya- IDIOTS!

Miss Meow: Meow?

Speaker Voice: Sorry, there's a group of idiots beside me who should be working, but they're playing cards.

Emmett: Can I play?

Speaker Voice: No.

Emmett: Why?

Speaker Voice: They're playing the stupidest game ever.

Emmett: What game is that?

Speaker Voice: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!

Emmett: sorry

Speaker Voice: SHUT UP!

Emmett: Is……um…..you seem angry…..er…….than usual……So……..um…….What was that game?

Speaker Voice: President.

Emmett: I love that game!

Speaker Voice: WHAT?

Emmett: Just kidding. I've never heard of it.

Miss Meow: meow…

Speaker Voice: wait for it…

Speaker Voice: wait for it…

Emmett: For what?

Speaker Voice: wait for it…

Speaker Voice: It's time for the adventure of Strongboy and the creepy orange/black colour changing cat named by Alice.

Emmett: (Jump into superhero pose)

Miss Meow: (Jump into superhero (Cat?) pose)

Speaker Voice: Que theme music!

Speaker Voice: Theme music???

Speaker Voice: You idiots! Play the theme music!

Emmett: Me?....

Speaker Voice: What do you mean you never made the theme music? What were you doing all this time?

Emmett: ……I'm confused…..

Speaker Voice: PLAYING CARDS!?!?!?

Emmett:….Oh.

Miss Meow: Meow?

Emmett: I think she's talking to the 'idiots' who she works with.

Speaker Voice: I CAN TALK TO THE 'PRESIDENT' ANY WAY I WANT TO! Oh, the mic is still on….how….embarassing.

Emmett: AHA! You make mistakes! I still have a chance to escape.

Speaker Voice: Not my fault! Jim was supposed to work the mic.

Miss Meow: Meow?

Speaker Voice: He's playing cards.

Miss Meow: Meow.

Emmett: That's okay, we'll do our own superhero music.

Speaker Voice: Oh, no.

Emmett: Duh, doo di doo, du di da, la la loooo, Strong Boy and…..that cat name….da dia da!

Miss Meow: Meow.

Emmett: (To Cat) You're right miss meow. (To Speaker) We are unhappy with our superhero names. I mean, Strong Boy? I'm not a boy. Can I be Strong Man? And Miss Meow's name is too long-

Miss Meow: Meow.

Emmett: and insulting.

Speaker Voice: How about Boxboy and Coolcat?

Miss Meow: Meow. (Nods head)

Speaker Voice: It's settled then.

Emmett: NO! NO! That's worse! And it still says boy in it.

Speaker Voice: It's too late. We've already gone public.

Emmett: What?

Speaker Voice: Just kidding.

Miss Meow: Meow.

Speaker Voice: You're right Miss Meow, we should call him 'Cheerleader'.

Emmett: WHAT?

Speaker Voice: Lolz.


Anyway. Sorry if you were disappointed. I know it was a long wait, and this isn't my best work ever, but in my defence, I had to go at this one alone -without my fabulous co-writer LivLifeForever- and with a bunch of my crazy classmates yelling about cards right beside me.

"If you have any comments about the [story 'Emmett in a Box'] or would like to suggest topics for future [chapters], drop us a line at [that review box]." -How it is made.

Yep, that's right, I've twisted the words of a mildly popular television program, so that it tells you to review our story.