Hey, I hope this will be a good chapter. I think I'm going to have a little fun in this one!

I hope you all have a good da- Sis!? What the hell? Give me my computer back!

You need to go feed the dogs.

*Inaudible mumbling*

Hehehehe, now for my story. Twilight: The Lemon Dawn. Bella laid on the bed as Edward-

The dogs already have- OH NO, YOU ARE NOT WRITING THAT ON MY COMPUTER!

*Several fanfic fights later*

Sorry about that. Back to the REAL story. (Disclaimer: My sisters do not write fanfics, they have nowhere near the attention span to do so.)

Mustang's POV

Mustang was stretching after the long, uncomfortable train ride. He felt sorry for Ed that he had to ride these all the time, not that he'd ever admit it. Now to look out for any suspicious activity. Although, he doesn't fit in with everyone else. He had arrived at a desert town a couple miles from the Ishvalan city.

The flame alchemist heard some screaming around the corner. "Erza, what the heck?" Mustang saw three people in the middle of the street arguing. One had scarlet hair and was wearing a tropical shirt with shorts, as if she were on vacation. Another had black hair with a blue-ish tint and was only wearing boxers. The last had pink hair, a scarf, had a blue cat resting on his shoulder, and was rubbing a large lump on his forehead. This would definitely count as suspicious.

"Now is not the time for a snack." The redhead responded.

"But I'm hungry." The pink haired guy pleaded.

Then the half naked guy stepped in. "You're always hungry, flame brains."

That's when "Flame Brains" got pissed. "What was that, Ice princess?"

When it looked like it was about to get ugly, the girl came up to them a bashed their heads together and shouted a loud "Enough!" Mustang walked up to them.

"Excuse me, who are you?" The woman gave him a quizzical look, like she was analyzing him. He had seen people give each other that look before. This girl was obviously in some kind of very bad conflict.

"I'm Erza, this is Natsu, Gray, and the cat is Happy." Mustang raised his eyebrow, those were very weird names. Although those weren't any sins Mustang could think of, this definitely calls for suspicion. "And you are?"

"Colonel Roy Mustang. Now, if you'll please come with me." All of their eyes narrowed. They obviously didn't want to see any military, not that itself is strange, it's just their reaction.

"Sorry, but I'm going to have to pass." Roy's eyes narrowed as well.

"I don't think you have a choice."

"Natsu, Gray." The two guys got on either side of her. The Flame put his gloves on in his pockets.

Suddenly the blue cat … flew up to her with wing. This turned weird fast. Then it talked. "I think you're forgetting someone!"

Mustang jumped back in surprise. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CAT!?"

"NOW!" Taking advantage of his surprise, they ran past him, fast.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" By now all of the innocents have cleared out. He snapped his finger and created a wall of flame in front of the assumed homunculus. But instead of surprise, Natsu turned around, smiling.

"So you use fire, huh?" This guy looked sadistic. What was Roy thinking!? He could barely handle one with Alphonse, Hawkeye, and Havoc! "This is going to be fun."

Erza sighed, "I guess we have no choice but to fight. You got this Natsu?"

"OH HELL YEAH!" Roy made the first move. With a quick snap, the boy was surrounded in flame. The other two just stood there, not even a flicker of emotion watching their partner get incinerated. But his fire seemingly imploded, into the pink kids mouth. Right now Roy is really hating his luck. Of all the places he could have gone to investigate, he chose the one that had a fire eating homunculus. Screw this job.

Natsu's hand caught on fire. "FIRE DRAGON!" He lunged, "IRON FIST!" Mustang barely jumped out of the way before he punched the ground where he was just standing. There was a giant hole where his fist landed.

Then Erza spoke up. "Don't kill him!" He turned his back to answer her, now was his chance! The flame went from Mustang's gloves to the two buildings on either side of the pink head. The rubble landed on top of him, completely burying the assumed homunculus. The two others actually seemed impressed with his tactics, but he could tell it wasn't enough. Time to think of a new strategy.

The fire kid broke out of the rubble. He was about to charge again, but Mustang was ready. He lit up a line between him and Natsu in the middle of the path and disappeared behind the smoke and fire. When it cleared, he was gone.

"Hey! Come back and fight me!" Mustang was watching them yell at each other from inside a building that had cleared out before the fight. If he can't fight them he'll just have to follow them. He took a good look at the destroyed battle scene. Roy whimpered. "This is going to cause so much paperwork."

Erza spoke up. "The train will be leaving soon. Everyone hurry up!" They all calmly walked away from the scene. "To Central."

Mustang's eyes widened. "Crap. I need to warn the others."

Hey guys! I hope you liked it. I want everyone to do something. Put your own OC alchemist in the reviews! I promise I'll be using them and I'll give shout outs if I use yours. Please. And again, sorry for the start, my sister can be-

An angel?

Gahh! Where did you come from? I locked my door aft-

I left my phone in your room.

Well now you have it.

Please?

NO!

You're no fun :(.

I don't want to know your definition of "fun". Now please leave.

*Stomping out of the room*

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