A/N: Yes It's Me I'm Back (Not That I Left) But Anyhoo I Have To Write This While It's Still Lodged Somewhere In The Deepest Depths Of My Brain.....Yeah Uh 'Starting To Rekindle' Is On Hiatus For The Moment. I'm Still Gonna Finish It I Just Don't Know When Lol.

Anyway Lets Get This Story Started........Today Would Be Nice!

Note: Naruto(16) Sasuke(20) Itachi (25) Kyuubi (23)

Summary: Naruto Is Attending School When His Brother's Boyfriends Little Brother -Aka His Crush- Starts Teaching His Class....Whats A Poor Hormonal Teen To Do?!

Pairings: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, ShikaTem, KibaHina, SasoDei.

Warnings: Contains Yaoi, Strong Language And Pervyness (To Some Extent)

Title: Teach Me To Love

*~ Naruto Pov ~*

"Dude what the hell happened to your face?!" Kiba yelled as he examined the bruise under my left eye. "I was punched. Duh." I replied blandly. "Who did this?! I'll get 'em!" He said bouncing around throwing fake punches. I sighed. "It was Sasuke." "What did you do to get him to punch that hard." He poked my bruise and I slapped his hand away. "I spit orange juice all over his face." Kiba started laughing and his girlfriend Hinata tried to cover up some giggles. I stepped around Kiba to head off to class. Kiba and Hinata caught up with me shortly after. "So why did you spit orange juice on him?" Hinata asked quietly. I looked at her and replied. "He's got a teaching job here." They gave me funny looks, obviously thinking I overreacted. They didn't know about me crushing on Sasuke, Hell they didn't even know I was gay!

I stepped into Kakashi-Sensei's class and took my regular seat near the window at the back. More students started piling into the room, there was Ino and Sakura. Those two were cheerleaders that thought they were better than everyone else. To be honest they can't even dance. Next was Lee and Neji, There's a rumor going around that they are dating each other but I don't believe it.(1) The last couple to enter the class was Shikamaru and his girlfriend Timari. Everyone had taken their seats and fifteen minutes later Kakashi-Sensei came in. "Alright class settle down." How can he say that when no-one was talking? "Today we have a new assistant, he'll be here for two months so I expect you all to behave. His name his Uchiha Sasuke, you will call him Uchiha-Sensei." After Kakashi's little speech Sasuke walked in with all his Uchiha glory.

He stood at the front of the class, absently looking around at all the new faces. When he reached my face however he smirked. Kakashi had written a few math problems on the board and I was trying to distract myself from Sasuke by doing them. "Your doing it wrong Naruto." I jumped in my seat, I didn't even see him walking this way. "Sorry Uchiha-Senseibut maybe it's because you punched me so hard that most of my brain cells are now lying on your kitchen counter." I glared at him. He chuckled. "There was hardly any brain cells there and besides, Itachi cleaned them up." He smirked and walked away.

I cursed him in my mind as I began doing the math questions again. I was on about the third or fourth question when I heard shrill giggles coming from the center of the room. I stared at Sakura and Ino, while they stared at Sasuke. "Sakura please it's Monday morning, the last thing I want to listen to this early is your annoying squeals." I said. Okay so I didn't like Sakura. Why? Because she thinks she God's gift sent from above. Kiba gave me a high five for the comment. "Uchiha-Sensei! Did you hear what he said." Sasuke smirked and nodded. "I did hear him after you had stopped your incessant giggling." Sakura's face fell and she glared at me. "Alright back to work." Sasuke said. I laughed at the face Sakura made and returned to my work.

The end of the day couldn't have come fast enough and when the end bell went I was beyond pleased. I was just about to walk out of class when Sasuke called my name. "What?" I asked. "Your brother's still at my house so I've to take you there." I sighed. "Fine but Itachi better make me dinner." I said. Sasuke chuckled and nodded. "Just give me a minute and I'll be right out." I nodded and walked out of school in into the car park. I saw Sasuke's black Porsche and Sakura standing next to it......Why is Sakura standing next to Sasuke's car?! I stopped next to Sasuke's car just a couple of feet from Sakura. "I know I'm hot Naruto but I'd rather you not stand that close to me." I laughed. "Get over yourself Sakura. I'm only standing here 'cause Saske's giving me a ride." Wow even I caught the sexual innuendo in that sentence. "What are you like his whore or something?" Obviously she caught it too. "Yes Sakura, Sasuke and I are going home to have hot, sweaty man sex." She opened her mouth but no sound came out.

I heard the beeping of the car being unlocked and turned to find Sasuke standing right behind me. I blushed at the thought of him hearing what I just said. "Are you going to get the car?" He asked with a cocked eyebrow....Damn sexual innuendos. I nodded dumbly, pushed past Sakura and jumped in the passenger side door. "Unless you want to be run over Miss. Haruno I suggest you move." Sakura was still in her ditsy state and moved away from the front of the car without a word. Sasuke climbed in and closed his door. "So Naruto what's this about us having 'hot, sweaty man sex'?" "Uhhhh..." Sasuke chuckled. "You could have come up with something better than that." I forced out a laugh of my own. "Haha yeah." This is where the awkward silence came in.

When we reached Sasuke's house I ran from the car and straight up to my guest bedroom to have a shower and get changed without having to have another weird conversation with Sasuke.

Once I was clean and changed I cautiously walked downstairs seriously hoping to avoid Sasuke. "Hey Naru-Chan." Damn no such luck. "H-hey Sasuke." I rubbed the back of my neck nervously. He took a step towards me and out of instinct I took a step back. This carried on until my mortal enemy -the wall- collided with my back. Sasuke placed a hand on the wall next to my head and leaned in until our noses were almost touching. "You. Me. Hot sweaty man sex, in the bedroom. Five minutes." My heart was going ten to a dozen. Sasuke is coming on to me!!I smiled and nodded happy at finally getting a chance at being with Sasuke. Sure I was nervous as hell and my knees we shaking but I was ready for this! Sasuke laughed when I smiled. Why is he laughing? "Why-." My question was cut off by Sasuke's mobile phone ringing.

"Hello?......Yeah....I'll be there in ten minutes...Yeah love you too, bye." He put the phone back in his pocket and moved away from me. "Who was that?" I asked, my interest had been caught when he said 'I love you'. "My girlfriend." He answered walking down the hallway. "Girlfriend? But I thought..I mean we.-" "Whoa Naruto don't let the joke go that far." He said with a confused face. "Joke?" I almost whispered. I could feel the tingling sensation of tears in my eyes. "Naru-Chan, you okay?" I nodded, not trusting my voice. I turned back towards my room. "Aren't you going for breakfast?" Sasuke asked. "I'm not hungry anymore." My voice was shaky and broken. "Naruto are you sure your okay?" He asked again. "I'm fucking fine!" I yelled and ran back to my room. I slammed the bedroom door shut, I made sure to lock it as well. I flopped down on the bed and cried into the pillow.

Aww Poor Naru-Chan D= You See This Is Where The Drama Kicks In :D

Me: Naru Your A Drama Queen!

Naru: Uh-Huh Sugar *Snaps Fingers*

Me: O.o Ooookay

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