So we've seen some of the Autobots turned animal. How are the Decepticons holding up? Let's see… Oh, and Megatron swears in this one. Also, I think I cracked the Fourth Wall in this one. I think…
Soundwave's in this one, for all of his fans. Blurr too. And maybe some more in a bit. Hopefully I won't mangle their personalities too much.
"SILENCE! I COMAND YOU ALL TO SHUT THE SLAG UP."
Silence fell on the assembled animal bots, each looking intently on the eagle sitting on the makeshift podium at the front of the room. "Alright, anyone have any ideas on how we change back to normal form? Come on, anyone? Don't be shy." Mumbles came from the crowd as they discussed it.
"I do."
Everyone turned to see a rather blank faced looking Fennec fox make his way through the crowd. "Hello, Lord Megatron." It said in a dull voice.
"Soundwave?!"
"Yes, it is me." He rasped, voice still as dull as ever. "and I brought a few friends."
A large badger and a bull dog were right behind him. "State your names." Snapped Megatron warily.
"Decepticon Blackout, sir!" growled the badger.
"Bonecrusher here, sir!" barked the bull dog.
"I though you two idiots were dead." Muttered Megatron.
"We came back as these animals…" Blackout frowned. "Permission to state my opinion."
"Go on."
"These new alt modes suck." His comment was greeted by cheers and laughs of agreement.
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"Hey Blurr. What's new?" Jazz asked the screen. He'd been playing secretary all day, and now he was speaking with Blurr, who wasn't on the screen.
"Nothing much. Why?" was the fast reply.
"Damnitall, Blurr, you're worse then Frenzy. Speaking of which, what happened to you?"
"Turned into an animal."
"What kind?" asked the panther.
"You'll laugh." The mech said quietly.
"Try me."
"Ok, just don't tell the others, ok?"
A spiky head poked up from the side of the screen. "Ok, what do you think?" he asked nervously.
"…You're a porcupine?"
"Actually, I spoke with Wheeljack. He said I was a hedgehog." He didn't look all too pleased. "EVERYONE knows hedgehogs are one of the slowest animals EVER. What am I gonna do?! I mean, shouldn't I have become a cheetah or maybe an impala or something that didn't SUCK? But then again, Wheelie's a seagull now, so I shouldn't be complaining."
"Er, actually, Blurr, there's something you should know about hedgehogs. You see…" But there was no calming him down.
"I'll be on Earth soon. Just tell Optimus I said hi and the others not to laugh at me, 'kay?"
"Fine. That makes you, Prowl, Blue, Arcee, Elita, Chromia, Hot Rod, Wheeljack and Mirage. Anything else?"
"Actually, no. I'll see you in a few. Bye!"
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"Ok, that's done. I can't believe it took three hours to get Ratchet to calm down." Optimus, 'Hide and Bee were practically dragging themselves back, while also dragging the snoring bull back inside. "Hey Jazz. Anything happen while we were gone?" asked Bee.
"Actually…"
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ELITA JUST SAID 'HI'?!"
Optimus was in a panic. Elita was coming to Earth, along with several other bots he hadn't seen in the longest time.
Meanwhile, Sunny was barely waking up from the nap he'd taken. His brother preached himself on his head and told him everything.
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Meanwhile…
"'Cade, what happened?"
A robotic puppy sat next to the Doberman. "I'm not quite sure, Turret." He muttered, as the little femme, who taken the quiz as well and turned into a puppy, snuggled closer to him.
Suddenly, something caught her eye. Barking, she dashed after it. Barricade looked up and saw it was Frenzy. He snickered as the femme chased him up a tree, while he chattered angrily at the femme.
"I though I told you to stop chasing me!" he shrieked angrily.
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"So, Soundwave, why are we all animals again?"
"Ok, here's how it is: I've tracked a rouge virus that made copies of its self and now a copy of the virus run through us all. It was transmitted through the website and most of the ones who were in contact with the ones who took the test." Explained the fox. "If we can find the original, I can change it's programming so it can change us back."
"Sounds about right…" Megatron mused over the idea.
"It's FINDING the virus that's the hard part."
A/N: Do you think they'll find the virus? Hope so.
Filereaper: -sweat drops-
