The Megaman NT Warrior Talk Show

Disclamer: I do not own anything megaman related not including things you can buy over the internet.

Host: Hello everyone sorry we have not been on the air in a while. The reason is because we had someone trying to break into the studio. His name is Dex.

Dex: Hello world, I am here.

Host: Dex I told you to stay in the back. Till I invited you all in.

Lan: Thanks for inviting us in.

Everyone comes in.

Dragonman: Host resist the temptation to kill all your guests.

Host: Fine well lets start the show, with a dare for the person who refuses to stay away from this show.

Dex: Who's that.

Host: You

Dex: Kiss Chaud

Dex and Chaud:

Chaud: Host I will pay you 500 bucks for a get out of dare free pass.

Host: Sure

The host gives him the pass. Chaud gives the host his cash.

Chaud: I would like to use this pass now.

Host: Okay. Now one for Jas.

Jasmine: Slap Dex's belly until he cries
Host: Do it.

Jasmine: Fine

She hits him once and he cries then and there.

Everyone but Dex and Gutsman: Baby.

Chaud: Do you play with voodoo dolls?

Chaud: No

He hides it behind his back.

medi shut up for the whole chapter

Medi is about to say something then dragonman looks at her and she shuts up.

Everyone but Medi: Finally

Can you dare Chaud make out with Lan in front of the girls?

Host: Yes I can.

He takes out a remote and is about to push the button when chaud gives him 1000 dollars.

Host: I can, but I won't. Now

Here's a question for Protoman...

Would you chose Megaman or Chaud?

Protoman: I would chose chaud because Roll is giving me a death look.

Host: Chaud any comments on this.

Chaud: .........................................

Host: I see.

megaman:omagiku(its a japanese word look it up) for roll.

Megaman: Lets see. I can't find it.

Dragonman: Ok, if anyone can find what it means I will make megaman do it. Review it if you can find it.

10-jas-D-tyes mayl to a chair and lan and force kiss lan then get beat the
crap out by mayl
Jasmine: Yes my dreams are coming true.

Host: Let me get the chair of tying up.

The chair appears and two really strong bodyguards tie up maylu to it. Jasmine kisses lan and then beats up maylu.

Host: It is hard to tell who is worse. A beat up Maylu or a freaked out lan.

and ask every if they are virgins

Host: Okay let me get out my truth or lying machine.

He gets out the machine, now everyone answer the question.

Lan: No

Maylu: No

Jasmine: "No"

Beep Beep We have a lier.

Yai: Yes

Chaud: Yes

Dex: No

Megaman: No

Roll: No

Beep Beep

Megaman: What?!?!?!?!?!?

Dragonman: Sorry Machine acting up.

Megaman: Thats better.

Gutsman: No

Protoman: Yes

Glide: No

Medi gets out a piece of paper and write Yes.

Lan: if you had to make a choice between who to save, maylu or your netnavi
megaman, who would it be? and just because i like to make sure people are
serious, put them in a situation in which he must make that choice.

The Host gets a remote and pushes a button. Ninjas appear and grab maylu and lan's PET. Then a pool of lava appears and the ninjas hang maylu and the PET above it.

Host: Now lan choose.

Lan: Ummmmm, Mayegaluman. I pick maylu.

Host: He picks Megaman.

Lan: What no I don't.

Host: Drop them both.

The ninjas drop them both.

Lan: Noooooooooo

Maylu: Don't worry lan. It is just strawberry Jello, and that is not really your PET.

Lan: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Host: Come on in everyone the jello's fine.

Everyone jumps in.

Host: And that is the end to a awesome episode.

Host: Dex by the way you are sleeping in this trash can.

Dex: Argh


Sorry I have not updated in a while I have to much time and I forget to write.

By the way Lan and Maylu are fourteen in this fic and Lan got less dense as he got older and liked Maylu more. So that is the responce to everyone who is saying lan is OOC.