Disclaimer: Inuyasha isn't mine, but if he was, this is 100% something I'd do.
Genre: Humour
Characters: Inuyasha, Pervert!Kagome
Inuyasha raised a skeptical eyebrow, clearly not amused.
"Really?"
Kagome kept her expression innocent.
"You said you get tired of being cooped up around here, but you'll attract too much attention in your regular clothes if you go outside! If you wear this, you can come with me to the grocery store." She lowered her voice, making sound almost sultry,
"And when we're there, I'll buy you all the ninja food you want."
Inuyasha growled and snatched the clothes from her, stomping into the bathroom and slamming the door behind him.
That was disappointing, judging by the curses and thumps it sounded like quite a show in there. The door swung open and Kagome's book that she'd been pretending to read fell out of her hands. She'd estimated his pant size pretty well, but the black t- shirt was perhaps a size too small. As a result, all of his spectacular muscles strained against the fabric. Kagome made a mental note to trick him into wearing tight clothing more often. In her opinion, it was a downright travesty, to hide a body like that under those bulky robes all the time.
"I'm not wearing those stupid shoes." He was glowering at her, but he couldn't hide his reddened cheeks.
"Fine, fine," Kagome said breezily, "But we still need to cover your ears." She slowly draped a black bandana over his ears and tied it for him. When she finished, she let her fingers run through his hair and brush down his sculpted chest. To her delight, he shivered under her touch.
"What's your problem?" He demanded. She smiled impishly and leaned closer.
"You look good Inuyasha. Really good."
She stepped back and smiled brightly.
"Well then, shall we go?"
They were halfway to the market when Kagome noticed something lovely. The jeans she'd picked out were showcasing his perky bottom. Even better, he had pockets!
I wanna stick my hand in it.
He's gonna kill me.
Who cares? I'm gonna do it!
Inuyasha squeaked in surprise and stopped in his tracks. He stared at Kagome in disbelief and feigned annoyance.
"And what exactly, do you think you're doing?"
Kagome beamed and gave his bottom another playful squeeze.
No wonder Miroku does this all the time!
