Deals and duchebag great grandmothers
Chapter 4
Hellsing estate London
Seras was quiet well adjusted to living as a vampire. Sleeping in the day time, blood pack a day and kicking ass. She remembered the first time she had blood and it disturbed her greatly for some time. After all, she was used to being human. Percy however was used to being a demigod and killing any monsters on sight asides a select few. Seras couldn't help but sympathize with him, thrown into a world of which you knew little about and forced to fight for your survival. It made her sick to the core when she found out that he'd been fighting monsters, gods, titans and primordials since he was 11,when she was that age all she worried about was her choirs and hanging out with her friends, not her life.
Seras noticed every guard from the sublevels passing made Percy flinch, like he was expecting them to lash out at him, then again they smelt like ghouls. Eventually she arrived at her room. She'd asked to have percy share with her for a few days to help him adjust. "Welcome to our room." she declared as she opened the door. There were two coffins in the room, each had a red lining and candles lit up the room with a soft yellow glow.
"Our? " Percy asked warily.
" Just to help you adjust. " seras shrugged." Alucard wanted you to be around a vampire closest to your age. "
" So, you're around 18?" percy asked.
Seras shook her head. "I'm sixty one actually."
"Oh, okay. " percy shrugged like he was used to it. Seras gave him an odd look, clearly unsure of why he didn't ask about it." My cousin thalia is 29 but is 15 if it makes sense, she was stuck as a tree for a few years then became a immortal a few years later. "
" Godhood? " Seras asked curiously.
" No, Hunter of artemis. " percy explained. Seras nodded, she'd met with the goddess once before when hunting down lycon and his pack, that was 10 years ago." then my cousin Nico, he's 90 or something but he's 15."
"Normal doesn't begin to describe us, does it? " seras chuckled as she sat down on the end of her coffin." We're both immortal creatures of the night and you're dad's a god. "
" His great grandmother too. " a woman's voice chuckled. Percy shot to his feet, pulling his sword out and uncapping it." Is that any way to treat your own grandmother? " the voice chuckled as the shadows of the room converged in one corner and a woman stepped through. She had incredibly pale skin, long black hair and black pupilless eyes. Her clothes looked to be made of Shadow silk much like hade's.
" Nyx. " percy growled.
" who? " seras asked in a child like tone.
" evil great grandmother. " percy deadpanned.
" Hey I am not evil! " Nyx scoffed with a pout." I just hate those damned demigods. "
" Which I and my family are. " Percy growled.
" Still in love with Annabelle? " Nyx scoffed." Well guess who I caught her snogging? "
" I already know she's a cheating bitch . " percy spat in anger.
" Well at least one of you knows when to stop giving respect. " Nyx stated with a lazy eye roll." Thanks for beating some sense into my insane ass though. "
" Uh, you're welcome? " percy responded with a stupid expression.
" Mother you're clueless. " Nyx sighed." Percy that was a thank you, that arrogant oaf Zeus tricked me into getting stuck down there several centuries ago. " she shuddered at that." I'm proud that you're my legacy kid, go kick some of your uncle's and aunt's assess for me, will you? " she chuckled before dissolving into Shadow.
" So, she's your great grandmother and the mother of our kind? " Seras asked. Percy nodded." you've got a fucked up family percy, I like it. " she giggled, obviously Alucard had rubbed off on her.
" Odd, you say that like it's a compliment. " percy gave a stupid smirk.
" You bet your cute ass it is. " seras giggled.
" So my ass is cute? " percy responded jokingly.
" Uh... Hehe, slip of the tongue? " seras asked with a blush.
" Flirting already. " a voice chuckled from the doorway. Seras and percy turned to see Alucard and Sally standing there with bemused grins while zoe gurgled happily.
" I knew it, cough up. " Sally grinned.
Alucard sighed over dramatically and handed Sally a blood pack before smirking at the blushing vampire youths." My my police girl, head over heels already are you? "
" APHRODITE'S FAULT! " the mortified duo cried out instantly.
" Actually, no. " alucard grinned like a madman." she bet seras would fall for pip. " he chuckled loudly,any human who heard it would have nightmares for months." I honestly thought she'd fall for me! "
" Oh shush you. " Sally chided and slapped the count down the hallway. The sound of a suit of armor falling over was heard. Zoe squealed happily and smacked her hands against Sally's arm in glee.
" How long have you been standing there? " percy asked nervously.
" Since gran showed up. " Sally smirked playfully." Hope to see grandchildren some time the next few centuries. " she chuckled walking off.
" MUUUM! " wailed a mortified percy.
The sentence alone sent seras blushing profusely as she thought about the idea of little vampires running around. She cracked a smile at how Integra would react.
