Before I start this chapter, I must warn you that it's not gonna be all that funny it's just gonna be some drama. Sorry, I'll try to make it as humorous as I can. Please review and tell me what you think honest opinion. Again it might be a little more drama then humor thought the chapters.
Chapter 4: What's Up With Jayden 3?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, if I did Jemily would be flirting more and Mike would stop hitting on Emily. He seriously needs to quit it.
Let's begin, shall we?
"Wake up, Jayden" Emily said tugging at her leader. Jayden groaned. "Go away" Jayden threw the sheets over his head. "Jayden Alexander Shiba, get your butt up." Emily said shaking Jayden harder. "Emily Maryanne Cristina Shafer, get your butt out of my room." Jayden murmured in his pillow, but still loud enough for Emily to hear. Emily, getting frustrated thought for a while. "Seriously Jayden, Mia is coming up here with your breakfast right now." Jayden's sea blue eyes shot open. He threw the covers off of him and rushed out of the room. "Where are you going?" Emily yelled behind him. "Wherever Mia can't find me." Jayden yelled running down the hallway. 'Her cooking isn't that bad' Emily thought. A picture of Mia's peanut butter and jelly omelet flashed in Emily's mind 'On second thought, yes it is' Emily thought while swallowing down the baby barf she made. (I know, gross) Emily walked down stairs to find Jayden 2 sneakily throwing out something that looked like burnt toast while Mia was washing a dish. Emily sat next to him. "She made you breakfast?" Emily asked. Jayden 2 looked at Emily. "I still find it amazing how she burnt the toast." Jayden 2 said in awe as he drank his water then spit it out. Emily giggled. "Oh wow you ate it all up" Mia said grinning. "Yup" Jayden 2 lied. Jayden 3 walked in the room. "Oh hey Jayden 3, I made you breakfast." Mia said passing him a plate. Jayden 3 looked at it weirdly. "What the hell is this?" he asked holding up a piece of burnt toast. "Toast" Mia said. "What the heck, how do you burn toast, and I thought Asians were supposed to be smart. Get this shit out of my face" Jayden 3 said harshly. Mia threw out the food and fled the kitchen. "Mia" Emily exclaimed following Mia out of the kitchen. Jayden 2 looked at Jayden 3 "Why did you say that?" he asked. "Oh shut up you weak fagot; you think your all bad because that hot Emily chick likes you, but guess what, she's just using you to make the real Jayden jealous." Jayden 3 said. "She is not, you're just mad she doesn't like you." Jayden 2 said. Jayden 3 glared at him and flipped him off. Jayden 2 walked out of the room angrily. 'Emily does too like me, even if I'm not the real Jayden.' Jayden 2 thought.
Emily walked in her room with Mia. "He didn't mean it." Emily said. Mia gave Emily a look. "How could he say that? Negatron was right I am a bad cook." Mia said crossing her arms. 'I am so giving Jayden 3 a mouth full.' Emily thought. "That's not true you're a great cook." Emily said. Mia looked at Emily. "I loved your peanut butter and jelly omelet, everyone did, and we wish you would make it again." Emily said giving Mia a fake wide grin. "Seriously" Mia said happily. Emily nodded slowly. "Let's go to the mall to make you feel better." Emily suggested. Mia smiled happily and jumped up and down. "Yay" Mia grabbed a bull horn and Emily's hand. "WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL EVERYONE UP AND DRESSED, WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL!" Mia yelled into the bull horn. "You busted my ear drums" Emily complained.
The gang walked into the mall. "Why the f*ck are we here?" Jayden 3 said harshly. Emily glared at him "Because you upset Mia, what were you thinking?" Emily asked. "I was thinking that you should just shut your face blondie." Jayden 3 said harshly. "Oh Emily, let's go to that store over there, they have the cutest shoes." Mia said taking Emily's hand and grabbing her towards the store. "Make sure to get shoes that can actually fit your giant feet." Jayden called after them. "What is up with him?" Kevin asked Mike. Mike shrugged. "I don't know he's been acting like a jerk all morning." Mike said. "Well tell him to stop being rude to my Emily." Jayden 2 said. "What makes her your Emily?" Jayden asked trying to keep his cool. "Because he made moves on her, and it worked." Jayden 3 said. Jayden stopped Jayden 3 and the guys stopped to see what was gonna happen. "What is that supposed to mean?" Jayden asked. "It means that sissy boy is much closer to hitting that then you are." Jayden 3 mocked. The guys gasped. Emily would never do that no matter how smooth a guy is. Jayden's fist balled up and Jayden 3 saw that. "What, are you going to do hit me?" he asked. "I'm thinking about it." Jayden growled. "Well then you'll feel the pain too remember." Jayden 3 mocked. "And I'll feel the pain so please don't." Jayden 2 begged. Jayden loosened his fist and started walking again. The guys followed glancing at eachother nervously. This mall trip was not gonna be a walk in the park.
"What do you think?" Mia asked Emily as she tried on a pink heeled boot. Emily wasn't paying attention, she was thinking about Jayden and Jayden 2. "Emily" Mia said giving her friend a worried look. "I'm sorry, Mia; those look great on you." Emily said. Mia took off the boots. "I know, now tell me what's the matter." Mia said. Emily sighed. "I was thinking about Jayden and Jayden 2." Emily said. Mia gasped. "You like Jayden 2 also?" she asked. Emily shook her head. "No, I still want Jayden, but I feel bad because Jayden 2 seems to really like me, I should have just told him the plan." Emily said. Mia pulled Emily to sit down with her. "It's going to be okay, I bet by tomorrow Jayden 2 and Jayden 3 will be gone." Mia said reassuringly. "You're right, I seriously need to stop worrying about this, I just have this feeling that something is going to go wrong." Emily said. Mia gave Emily a confused look. "What do you mean?" She asked. "I don't know, I just have a feeling that this whole clone thing is going to get someone hurt." Emily said shrugging.
"Hey guys I'm getting kind of hungry, how about we grab something to eat?" Antonio said. The guys nodded in agreement. "Where do you guys wanna go?" Kevin asked. "Subway" they all said in unison. "I'll text the girls to meet us there." Jayden said. "Yeah; text your girlfriend to meet us at Subway" Jayden 3 mocked. Jayden blushed. "Emily's not my girlfriend." Jayden growled. 'Although I wish she was' "How do you know I meant Emily? I could've been talking about Mia; looks like I got you there." Jayden 3 said.
As they walked into subway they were surprised to see Mia and Emily already there. "How did you girls get here so fast?" Antonio asked. "Emily loves Subway." Mia said glancing at Emily. Emily blushed. The gang figured out they wanted. "Hey Jayden 3, can you come with me to order?" Jayden asked. "Why me, do you have a guy crush on me or something?" Jayden 3 asked. Everyone gasped. 'Did he just call me gay?' Jayden thought. "Did you just call him gay?" Emily asked. Jayden 3 shrugged. "Just come with me." Jayden said still upset that his own clone called him gay. "Whatever man" Jayden 3 said getting up and following Jayden to the long line of pedestrians.
As they got there Jayden turned to Jayden 3 "Okay, what's your deal?" Jayden asked. Jayden 3 was about to answer. "Hey look mommy, I see twins." A little boy said pointing at them. "It's not polite to point, Billy; I'm sorry" the mom said. "Keep your dang kid on a leach" Jayden 3 snapped. "Excuse him ma'am; it's okay" Jayden said politely while pointing at Jayden 3. The woman smiled at Jayden then glared at Jayden 3. When she was plain out of sight, Jayden smacked Jayden 3 upside the head. "Ouch" both Jayden's said holding their head. Jayden looked at Jayden 2 who was holding his head also and giving them a look that said 'What the heck?' Emily gave them a look that said. 'Take it easy' "You're an idiot" Jayden 3 growled. "Shut-up, what's your deal?" Jayden asked not letting go of the subject. "What's yours" Jayden 3 asked trying to be difficult again. "You keep acting like a jerk." Jayden said. "That's just how I am bud." Jayden 3 said with his arms crossed. "You were fine yesterday." Jayden pointed out. Jayden 3 rolled his eyes. He was really frustrated. "What is up with this line, can't anybody move?" He yelled walking to the front of the line. Jayden groaned and followed him. They were getting complaints from everyone in the line. Jayden 3 stopped at the end of the line. "I would like-" Jayden cut him off "What the hell man, you can't just cut the line like that." Jayden said. "Hey buddy, can you get your brother to the back of the line a construction worker asked. Jayden 3 glared at the man "Can you go take a shower? You smell like sweat and Bud Lite." He said. The man got angry. "Who are you kid?" he asked. "I'm none of your damn business Peter Griffin." Jayden 3 said. "Sir I'm going have to ask you to leave before I call security." The lady behind the counter said. "Let's go" Jayden said sternly. Jayden 3 ignored him and glared at the lady. "You need to shut-up, lady; you're in you're freaking forties and you're still working at Subway, someone got pregnant early." Jayden 3 mocked. Jayden gave the woman an apologetic look. "Let's go, now." Jayden demanded harshly. Suddenly a big security guard came. "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." He said. Jayden 3 scoffed. "Oh, and here comes the fat security guard, what are you gonna do sit on me?" Jayden 3 challenged. "DUDE LET'S GO!" Jayden yelled. Jayden 3 ignored him and turned to the security guard. "You look like a swollen cow." Jayden 3 said slyly. "Excuse me sir, but there is no need to-" Jayden 3 cut the security guard off by saying. "You smell like thanksgiving, is that your favorite holiday?" The security guard looked at Jayden "Is this your brother?" he asked. "What do you think? We look the same, fat ass." Jayden 3 said. "That's it" Jayden yanked Jayden 3 and pulled him to the rest of the group. "What happened, we heard yelling" Emily said. "This idiot pissed off everyone." Jayden exclaimed. "That's okay, we'll go some place else." Emily said putting a hand on Jayden's shoulder. Jayden looked at it and smiled. "You see Jayden 2, she likes the real Jayden, not a wanna be." Jayden 3 mocked. Emily gave him a look that said 'shut-up'. Everyone got up and left the shop as they stared at Jayden 3. Jayden 3 saw them staring and gave all of them death glares. They stopped staring instantly.
