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"Step away, Loki," Coulson said sharply. "Don't make me fire this. I don't even know what it does, except that it gives a big boom."

"Shouldn't you wear ear plugs then? To keep your mortal ears safe and all since they're so fragile and all," Loki remarked, casually leaning on the glowing scepter on doom.

"I think defeating you takes priority," Coulson replied politely, ever the Agent. "Of course, I suppose that that doesn't really matter, considering that there's no way you're going to win anyway."

Loki glared and puffed up indignantly. "And why do you say that?"

Coulson rolled his eyes politely. Silly little pissed off failing world dominator with identity issues, he thought as he answered, "Because you lack conviction, duh."

Loki shot him an offended look. "Excuse me?"

"Maybe you should wear ear plugs, considering that you seem to have hear problems," Coulson suggested politely. Afterall, he did everything politely.

Loki gave him a look.

"You lack conviction," Coulson repeated. "And there's no way someone with initials like LOL can take over the world. Ever," he added as an afterthought.

Loki's eyes flashed angrily, and that was all the warning he got before he suddenly saw the scepter poking out of his chest. That wasn't normal. Ow, that hurt!

"Take that, mortal!" Loki shouted triumphantly.

Thor shouted angrily, "Brother! Who was it that said violence isn't the answer? You hypocrite!"

Coulson ignored him and protested weakly, "Dude, if you hate your name that much, you could just file a case and change it."

Loki froze and asked softly, "You can do that in Midgard?"

"Um, yes? Didn't you know that?" Coulson asked, confused.

Loki eyes gleamed as he declared, "I like you, mortal; you have done me a great service. I shall spare you."

And with a wave of his hand Coulson found that he didn't have a hole in his chest anymore. His clothes were still ruined though. "Damn," he said. "That was my favorite suit."

Loki rolled his eyes, and waved his hands again, "See, I can be kind."

Coulson blinked in amazement as his clothes repaired themselves. "Thanks, Loki," he said.

"NOOO!" Thor yelled.

Coulson looked up to see Thor falling away and Loki running away. "Ops," He said sheepishly. "Didn't mean to let that happen."


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