Chapter 4
"Hey is that?"
"Sh! No one touch him."
"Why?" A sharp pain on the side of my head as someone poked me.
"What are you doing? Do you want to be killed?"
"No, but why?"
"I think it's that Pirate Hunter Roronda Zoro. You know, the one from Straw Hat's crew and has a high bounty on his head."
Someone laughed, "Him? A high bounty? Blonde-onii-chan knocked him out with one kick!"
Voices swirled around me. Sitting up slowly, I massaged my head where that bastard had kicked me. Then realizing that a crowd had gathered around me, I said, "What you all looking at?"
A little girl came up to me and tapped my head. A sharp pain went throughout my body.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?" I screamed as I jumped up.
The girl smiled. "Blonde-onii-chan kicked you and you passed out."
I felt my anger grow. "Where is that bastard?" I asked.
Pointing towards the market she smiled again. "That way. Onii-chan was chasing some girls."
Without another word I ran the way the girl had pointed. That bastard shitty cook! I'm gonna kill him when I find him!
After searching for that shitty cook everywhere, I finally found him heading back to the ship, his arms loaded with spices and random foods.
"You bastard!" I yelled as I ran towards him.
He turned to look at me. "What the hell do you want, Marimo?"
"Just a fight," I smirked as I unsheathed my katanas. No use trying to get this guy to apologize. Not like I wanted one anyways.
Gently placing his groceries on the ground, Sanji turned to face me, leg raised. "I won't be so gentle this time," he said through his cigarette.
I laughed. "Gentle? You call that kick of your's 'gentle'?? I'll show you 'gentle'!" with that I rushed him, blocking every kick he dished out.
"Lu-luffy! Zoro and Sanji are fighting!" a small voice rang out.
"It's ok Chopper," soothed a stronger voice. "That's just how they show their love for one another."
"Wow Usopp! Really? They actually like each other?" Chopper asked curiously.
"Yup. I bet that right now they are saying just how much they love each other." Usopp said.
Sanji and I stopped fighting and looked over at our ship mates. "HELL NO!' we yelled at the same time.
"Why the hell would I like a shit swordsman with GREEN hair?" asked Sanji, dangerously pointing his leg at Usopp.
"And why would I like a crappy cook, with curly eyebrows, who enjoys chasing girls?" I said pointing a single katana towards him.
Usopp laughed nervously and his behind the now human form of Chopper (Chopper's the second freak, he's able to shift forms). "Y-You don't t-try t-to hurt each other. I-Isn't that p-proof?" he scampered shifting his eyes from Sanji's leg to my katana and back again.
I unconsciously glanced at Sanji to catch him glancing at me. I felt my face start to heat up and ripped my glace away from his sexy eyes. GAH!?! WHAT THE HELL?? WHEN DID HIS EYES GET TO BE SO SEXY????
Anyways, both the love cook and me lowered our 'weapons', since a leg isn't a weapon by any means. I sheathed my katanas and turned back to Usopp and the smaller Chopper.
"Don't forget. I know where you sleep Usopp."
Usopp gulped and nodded his head. So did Chopper.
"DAMNIT LUFFY! STOP EATING ALL OF THE FOOD!"
Usopp, Chopper and I turned to see Luffy sitting on the pile of food Sanji had made, stuffing his face.
"But I was hungry!" said Luffy through his full mouth.
Sanji grabbed the rubber man and shoved his hand down his throat trying to recover the stolen food.
"Marimo get your ass over here and help if you want to eat!" shouted Sanji.
I groaned as I walked over. Pulling out my katana, I pointed it at Luffy. "Spit it all out or I'll cut it out," I threatened.
Luffy dropped the remaining bits of food from his mouth and glared at me. "Zoro," he began in a whiny voice. "Why do you always do what Sanji tells you?"
I stared at the bloated boy. "What the hell?" I asked. I smacked my hand over my face to see if I was hearing the guy right, and to cover my face that was slowly turning red.
"Why do you always do what Sanji tells you?" Luffy asked again. By now Sanji was also staring at the captain with a weird look, then he glanced over at me. My face was defiantly red now and my heart was racing.
"Um…Luffy? Do you need your head checked?" I asked. "CUZ THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I TAKE ORDERS FROM THIS SHITTY COOK!"
Luffy grinned knowingly, "Ok." Turning to Sanji he said, "Sanji let me go. You're making Zoro jealous!"
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT IDEA??? WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF YOU BEING SO CLOSE TO SANJI?? GOD LUFFY, GET YOU HEAD CHECKED!" I whipped my head over to Chopper. "Chopper! Check his head will you?"
"What is the matter, Mr. Bushido?" I turned to see Robin and Nami walk up to the rest of us.
"Nothing." I said as I stomped off to the ship. "Just leave me alone!"
